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For those who don't get the joke yet,
Knights Armalite Company designed an ambidextrous model of the much maligned AR 15. It's adopted by the UK/ NATO.
I've heard very opinionated views that this platform is the most fragile/ unreliable rifle platform on the market. Weapons frighten me so I only watch videos about them. I have YouTubed the meltdowns and abusive tests of ARs and this was the funniest I've found.
There are dozens of comparison videos and some books by Sweeney on the subject.[/QUOTE]
It used to be one of the most conservative states according to some.
Then the commies moved in and conquered the land. Now they are moving to my state and getting involved in leadership roles, like politics.
Poly = many
Ticks = blood sucking arachnids
Then the commies moved in and conquered the land. Now they are moving to my state and getting involved in leadership roles, like politics.
Poly = many
Ticks = blood sucking arachnids
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I'm going to attempt to recite an old faux commercial from the Rush show from the 90s. This is 30 year old memories so it wont be perfect.
Farmer- Mr. Edison, I can see that thing clear over at my place.
Narrator- A hundred years ago, a horrible invention came to being and the century of light pollution had begun. Fortunately, Dem Bulbs has developed the new Dark Light. With 1/100th of a watt the new Dark Light can save you money and even add romance to your evening.
Male Customer- Honey, you've never looked better!
Dog- Woof!
Male Customer- Oh.
Narrator- The new Dark Light. Another great idea from Dem Bulbs.
Farmer- Mr. Edison, I can see that thing clear over at my place.
Narrator- A hundred years ago, a horrible invention came to being and the century of light pollution had begun. Fortunately, Dem Bulbs has developed the new Dark Light. With 1/100th of a watt the new Dark Light can save you money and even add romance to your evening.
Male Customer- Honey, you've never looked better!
Dog- Woof!
Male Customer- Oh.
Narrator- The new Dark Light. Another great idea from Dem Bulbs.
I can recommend everyone to like and subscribe to this Christian man's channel. He shares the gospel.
Cat Funnys his little girls video 😸
Cat Funnys his little girls video 😸
Wife Somehow Manages To Kill Fake Plant
LIFE·May 13, 2024 ·
SAGINAW, MI — According to sources, local wife and mother Deborah Barlowe was devastated to discover that she had somehow managed to kill her fake houseplant.
"Nooo! My Artificial Calathea Plant made of 100% plastic!" she reportedly exclaimed. "It's dead!"
The 30" fake houseplant was discovered in the living room, somehow wilted. Its once luscious green artificial leaves had turned a shade of brown and the stalk was tilted ever so slightly toward the window as if grasping for rays of sunlight that would never come.
Her husband was in disbelief over the incident. "I bought her a fake plant because she killed all the real ones," he later confessed. "I don't know how she managed to kill the fake one. I mean, it's not even alive. That's the whole point!"
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Babylon Bee
LIFE·May 13, 2024 ·
SAGINAW, MI — According to sources, local wife and mother Deborah Barlowe was devastated to discover that she had somehow managed to kill her fake houseplant.
"Nooo! My Artificial Calathea Plant made of 100% plastic!" she reportedly exclaimed. "It's dead!"
The 30" fake houseplant was discovered in the living room, somehow wilted. Its once luscious green artificial leaves had turned a shade of brown and the stalk was tilted ever so slightly toward the window as if grasping for rays of sunlight that would never come.
Her husband was in disbelief over the incident. "I bought her a fake plant because she killed all the real ones," he later confessed. "I don't know how she managed to kill the fake one. I mean, it's not even alive. That's the whole point!"
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Babylon Bee
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