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life advice from my Dad, if you are going to date two or more gals at the same time, make sure they all have the same first name.

I did not know my sister in law was allergic to cats before I put catnip in her purse.

full medical records there updated often. My constant location in case needed to defuse a nuke. DNA alterations often. The type unknown to me.

lAST weekend, a family on my side came to visit that I had not seen in years. The Boys peed on the bathroom floor. I made them mop and dry the floor. Later, the oldest refused to clean up after himself. I told him I would go to his School and say over the intercom that by name that he...

https://www.infowars.com/ those stories sound weird

In my shoulders.

why did the guy put on two coats while painting his room? He read the dierections which said, put on two coats.

oppsss I pushed the wrong button

who is Gregg Reese ?

The chip was install via injection

what was i going to say?

they can walk

This is the humor thread right?