New Chip Implants

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I have read recently, new chip implants that allow terrorists to talk with god.

These are designed to be implanted in the forehead, and come anywhere in size from .22 to 50calibur.



Hope they all find god.

God bless!
 

oldhermit

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I have read recently, new chip implants that allow terrorists to talk with god.

These are designed to be implanted in the forehead, and come anywhere in size from .22 to 50calibur.



Hope they all find god.

God bless!
LOL LOL LOL.......
 

djness

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Ideally we would love them and let them slaughter us so their judgement is worse.Ideally.
 

oldhermit

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I have read recently, new chip implants that allow terrorists to talk with god.

These are designed to be implanted in the forehead, and come anywhere in size from .22 to 50calibur.



Hope they all find god.

God bless!
Being former military myself I can appreciate the humor of this but the truth of the matter is that it is far better that I die at their hand than they die by mine.
 

Hizikyah

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Well, im going to use this opportunity to....

[video=youtube;vItuKKuz_7Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vItuKKuz_7Y[/video]
 
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Being former military myself I can appreciate the humor of this but the truth of the matter is that it is far better that I die at their hand than they die by mine.

I appreciate your time served in the military. Between you and I, there is a war in the book of Revelation which kills 1/3 of man. These soldiers will be under orders to distribute these implants until supplies run out.

Now, having said all that - I do understand, and appreciate what your saying.


Again, thanks for your service.

God bless!
 

Blain

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Chip implants are not new but if anyone actually believes it will let them talk to God then something is wrong
 

oldhermit

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Chip implants are not new but if anyone actually believes it will let them talk to God then something is wrong
I think you missed the point. The implant he is talking about is a .22 cal or .50 cal round.
 
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I think you missed the point. The implant he is talking about is a .22 cal or .50 cal round.
this was obvious from the start. This is what happens when people take things out of context.
 

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Being former military myself I can appreciate the humor of this but the truth of the matter is that it is far better that I die at their hand than they die by mine.
I know where you're coming from with this, but I will respectfully disagree. I pray that God will spare me from ever having to take a human life, however, every time a Christian dies at the hands of a muslim terrorist, that's one less Christian bearing good fruit and advancing the Kingdom. Every time a terrorists dies, it provides a better opportunity for the unsaved to be saved.
 

oldhermit

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I know where you're coming from with this, but I will respectfully disagree. I pray that God will spare me from ever having to take a human life, however, every time a Christian dies at the hands of a muslim terrorist, that's one less Christian bearing good fruit and advancing the Kingdom. Every time a terrorists dies, it provides a better opportunity for the unsaved to be saved.
The persecution of Christians is nothing new and we are never allowed to respond to persecution by taking the life of our persecutors.
 
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The persecution of Christians is nothing new and we are never allowed to respond to persecution by taking the life of our persecutors.
I would add that we're also not to celebrate the death of anyone.
 
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What terrorists are we specifically referring to? What prompted you to create this thread if you don't mind me asking?
 

Utah

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The persecution of Christians is nothing new and we are never allowed to respond to persecution by taking the life of our persecutors.
We absolutely have the God given right to defend our life on this side of Heaven.
 
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worldlings do. ekklesia trust Yahweh with their lives and with their death. they are not afraid but are ready to die.
 

RickyZ

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I think the OP was an attempt at humor and trying to lighten the tone of the Bible Discussion Forum. I for one laughed and applaud the effort. And someone without weapons experience might be forgiven for not understanding caliber references.

This reminds me of the quote, and I forget where it comes from, about judgment being reserved for between them and God, our only job is to arrange the meeting!
 

Utah

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worldlings do. ekklesia trust Yahweh with their lives and with their death. they are not afraid but are ready to die.
Being ready to die is very commendable; being ready to kill enemies of the Cross so that future generations may hear the Gospel is very commendable as well.
 

Elizabeth619

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Being former military myself I can appreciate the humor of this but the truth of the matter is that it is far better that I die at their hand than they die by mine.
You're former military? You
just get more and more awesome.