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renewed_hope

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It seems like we need some laughter here. So my guy decided to go to the store and get some shampoo and body wash and asked my opinion and I gave it, he then decided to smell all of them and picked out the most tropical scents, I thought I was gonna die in laughter. Today I surprised him with some fruit tarts I made for work and kept a few aside because he loves fruit. He got super excited he bought a new shirt and suddenly he looked down at his feet and realized his socks didnt match the shirt or his pants....again, I thought I was going to die laughing.

Men are hilarious without trying and remember I am not laughing at you, but with you.......most of the time :)
 
notmyown

notmyown

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all the spider pics reminded me of last summer playing outside with Alex.

he found an anthill and was picking them up between thumb and index finger, none too gently.

he looked at each partially squished ant and tossed it to the ground saying, broken.... broken... :rolleyes:

i redirected him to the swing. lol
 
EarnestQ

EarnestQ

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Riddles
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
The tame way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares Their Seeing Eye Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Going To Lose A Trailer
 
Socreta93

Socreta93

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It's crazy how one can feel so alone when still surrounded by many people. My life has always been that way even in places you'll never expect like Church.
 
higrace

higrace

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Socreta93 said:
It's crazy how one can feel so alone when still surrounded by many people. My life has always been that way even in places you'll never expect like Church.
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I have felt like this often too. Sadly, many times in church
 
Socreta93

Socreta93

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A frustrating feeling is being surrounded by hypocrites. I know how people are but they sugarcoat their personality
 
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