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blue_ladybug

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this is what it says on my novelty bottle of sanity pills:

The Paranoia Pharmacy
sanity control pills

Physician: Dr. I. D. Pressed.

Prescription: #GimMeABreak

Instructions: Take as needed to maintain your sanity when facing life's catastrophes, including blaring boobtubes, chaotic kids, treasoness teenagers, claustrophobic kitchens, gorged garbage bags, stalled Studebakers, bungling bureaucrats, frantic finances, egotistical employers, and belligerent bankers.

WARNING: Excessive use may cause you to talk to yourself, but if you don't listen, you'll be all right.

this used to have novelty jellybeans in it, but now there's mini M&m's in it.. :eek:
 
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psychomom

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hey, my grandson is six months old today! :)

and Lady Blue...our daughter calls him, 'ya little weirdo' all the time.

pretty sure she loves him, though? ;)
 
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keepitsimple

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my mother calls me odd, weird and strange..lol.. i tell her she turned me that way.. #true story :(

i feel like such an oddball with a weird and strangely quirky sense of humor. :eek:
Have you ever noticed that it's the "oddballs" who have the biggest hearts, ... feel the most compassion and exude the greatest empathy towards others ? Yup ... I've noticed that too :)
 

blue_ladybug

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Have you ever noticed that it's the "oddballs" who have the biggest hearts, ... feel the most compassion and exude the greatest empathy towards others ? Yup ... I've noticed that too :)
you sure you wanna be friends with me? lol.. i'm quite the lunatic..Ellie can attest to that. :eek:
 
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psychomom

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you sure you wanna be friends with me? lol.. i'm quite the lunatic..Ellie can attest to that. :eek:
keepitsimple is a friend to lunatics.

(i have to thank God for that)
 

JesusLives

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Hi Cutie we need some young blood around here....mostly the old folks at home....lol Good entrance by the way.....I will be singinginginging with you!!!
 
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keepitsimple

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keepitsimple is a friend to lunatics.

(i have to thank God for that)
I can't accept any rewards or nothin' cause' you lunatics are the only ones that'll have me :cool:
 

tourist

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Hi Cutie we need some young blood around here....mostly the old folks at home....lol Good entrance by the way.....I will be singinginginging with you!!!
I am looking forward to that. You have a lovely singing voice and very soothing to these tired old bones of mine.
 

JesusLives

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I never minded talking to myself. It is most often the only intelligent conversation I get.
Blond even answers herself. You should see her fight with herself....God usually listens and sometimes she fights with Him....He usually wins....btw....
 
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psychomom

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I can't accept any rewards or nothin' cause' you lunatics are the only ones that'll have me :cool:
not even dinner and a delicious chocolate cake........? :)

oh, right. grandson's daddy always says a bad pie is better than a good cake. :(
 

JesusLives

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i thought roughing it was a four star hotel?? :confused:
I'm with you sista.......more stars the better......I likes me air conditioning and electricity, clean water and swimming pools....
 

tourist

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not even dinner and a delicious chocolate cake........? :)

oh, right. grandson's daddy always says a bad pie is better than a good cake. :(
Pie is always a good thing, especially apple. :)
 
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psychomom

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I am looking forward to that. You have a lovely singing voice and very soothing to these tired old bones of mine.
aww, you two. ♥

my sister and i were saying the other day, remember when you got married?
and things were great? for about three days?
:rolleyes:

we could have used lessons from the tourists.
 

blue_ladybug

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i had Mediterranean Mint gelato today, and it was nom nom.. Once again I ate the whole container.. :( lol
 
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psychomom

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I'm with you sista.......more stars the better......I likes me air conditioning and electricity, clean water and swimming pools....
right?

camping....pfft!
 

JesusLives

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my mother calls me odd, weird and strange..lol.. i tell her she turned me that way.. #true story :(

i feel like such an oddball with a weird and strangely quirky sense of humor. :eek:
Blond gets you.....Wait.... that must mean that I am all of the above.....yay it's a party.......I was certified nuts 20 years ago....even had a special hotel stay at least that's what they told me.....
 

Reborn

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Blond even answers herself. You should see her fight with herself....God usually listens and sometimes she fights with Him....He usually wins....btw....
BTW, Does a 4th person narrative exist?

Reborn types a msg asking a question......looks down at his iPad...then hits post.

see?....mine aren't as cool as yours JL:(
 
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keepitsimple

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i had Mediterranean Mint gelato today, and it was nom nom.. Once again I ate the whole container.. :( lol
If it makes you feel any better, I killed a pumpkin pie by myself ... last night and early this morning for breakfast. Pumpkin's good for me, right ? :confused: