witness given by a fish

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yaright

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If a fish could speak, what would it say?
 

kodiak

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Where did Jonah go?
 
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VioletReigns

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Well........... when I go fishing, I ask myself the same thing. "If a fish could speak...." and then I ponder where he'd be lurking about in the weed beds underwater looking for bugs on the surface and beneath.... and I'd imagine he'd say, "I wish I had something else to eat!" Ya know, like how the Israelites complained about eating manna every day.

And then I'd fix up some fantastic little lure, cast it out and pop it across the surface of the water under the trees..... and then BANG! The fish would nab that thing and I'd hook him and reel 'em in. Then he'd say something else, like, "Man! I knew I should not have complained about eating those stupid little bugs!" :p
 

crossnote

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I'm tired of attending these 'upscale' schools.
 
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ember

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Is this the inter-net?

but apparently your fish has a witness in mind?
 

crossnote

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Why am I stuck to this car bumper?
 
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Stop laughing you guys!!!!..........It was a man and it really was this big!
<fins outstretched>
 

crossnote

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When 'you fish upon a star'...

or is it

'when you star upon a fish'?

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No frying pan for me thank you........!

Actually a study or two has proven that fish do speak via electrical impulses and super high frequency sounds if I remeber right.....I would suppose at the end of the the day that the whole creation groans and travails waiting for the adoption and the complete redemption of humanity and th world under Christ and or praises God continually.........!