Sarcasm is a sin

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Sirk

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If you engage in it you are like the heathen and there is no good in you. Especially if you use it to try to thwart the teaching of the anointed ones.....like me...who is anointed completely and fully with the absolute truth of things.
 
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Tintin

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Haha! Good thread, brother. Thus saith the bozo who PM'd many.
 
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kaylagrl

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If it is Im in big trouble.Pray for me y'all!!
 
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Sirk

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Haha! Good thread, brother. Thus saith the bozo who PM'd many.
You are being sarcastic with me....I discern that stinky fruit will accumulate in your bosom.
 

posthuman

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Jesus said to them,
Is this not the reason you are wrong,
because you know neither the Scriptures nor the power of God?
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(Mark 12:24)


;)

 
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Sirk

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Jesus said to them,
Is this not the reason you are wrong,
because you know neither the Scriptures nor the power of God?
"
(Mark 12:24)


;)

you likewise are blind in your understanding. I discern that you will get hammertoe on your left foot because of your disobedience to the word I have given you.
 

blue_ladybug

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so says the king of sarcasm... :rolleyes:
 
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Tintin

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You are being sarcastic with me....I discern that stinky fruit will accumulate in your bosom.
Durian? (D'you rang?) Sorry, I wasn't listening.
 
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Sirk

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so says the king of sarcasm... :rolleyes:

you have spoken an untruth to me. The understanding that you possess is of beelzebub.I give you this word, on this day during this hour.....the lizard people will visit you in your dreams and tell you my secret.
 

jsr1221

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If you engage in it you are like the heathen and there is no good in you. Especially if you use it to try to thwart the teaching of the anointed ones.....like me...who is anointed completely and fully with the absolute truth of things.
Be careful.. You're gonna probably invite all the angry pitchforkers with their Bibles.
 

Blain

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Sarcasm? what is sarcasm? I never use that not even a little not even once in my life- I couldn't say that with a straight face lol
 
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Sirk

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Be careful.. You're gonna probably invite all the angry pitchforkers with their Bibles.
I do not heed warnings from the heathen....but you must heed the words that I give you on this day at this appointed time just as it has been spoken to me in front of many witness's who are of the brethren of the anointed ones of eternity. Pitchforks are of the devil and are the devils tool of disobedience.
 

melita916

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ohhhhh maaaaaaan.

sarcasm is my 3rd language. (spanish and english being the first 2 lol)

:cool:
 

Blain

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Heaven forbid we should offend the bible-thumpers..lol.. ;)
I recall something funny I heard about bible thumpers. Oh I get it believe what I say or i'll hurt you(bible thumper) now you're getting it wacks in the face with bible
 

blue_ladybug

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the key to being sarcastic is to do it so subtly that people don't know you're being sarcastic..lol..
 

Reborn

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ohhhhh maaaaaaan.

sarcasm is my 3rd language. (spanish and english being the first 2 lol)

:cool:
Sarcasm is my first language.
.....l have to speak it in English ,or no one would understand that l'm being sarcastic.

(Except for the Sarcastians of northern Ireland.)
 
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Sirk

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the key to being sarcastic is to do it so subtly that people don't know you're being sarcastic..lol..
I can smell the sarcasm from you in this post....you must repent of it. I have been given a word about you.....can anyone discern my dream? Is there anyone here who is worthy?
 

Joidevivre

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I do not heed warnings from the heathen....but you must heed the words that I give you on this day at this appointed time just as it has been spoken to me in front of many witness's who are of the brethren of the anointed ones of eternity. Pitchforks are of the devil and are the devils tool of disobedience.

Oh, mighty Sirk! Would you please give us some symbolic acts as signs that the truths you speak of are true.
 

blue_ladybug

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I can smell the sarcasm from you in this post....you must repent of it. I have been given a word about you.....can anyone discern my dream? Is there anyone here who is worthy?
you must have a wonky sense of smell then.. ;)