If you could rewrite anything in the Bible what would you change?

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Feb 2, 2016
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I had a dream last night in which an angel appeared and told me "They are confused. Use your prose to unite them." When I awoke I thought deeply about this and realized what he's saying. There exists so much confusion today on the meaning of the bible (Catholic, Mormon, Jehavohs Witness, Seven Day Adventists, etc.. all interpret the scriptures differently). I would probably make changes to a few verses so it would be more clear, my first choice...
The Lord is speaking to Abraham in this story where God commands him to sacrifice his son:
‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt-offering on one of the mountains that I shall show you.’ (Genesis 22:2)
This reminds me of the final scene in the Omen (1976) where the father stabs his son on the alter. Even if God intervens at the last minute, don't you think that child is going to be scarred emotionally for the rest of his life? I know if my dad tried to kill me and then stopped at the last minute tellng me God changed his mind I'd run far away in case it ever happens again.
Second choice...
In this verse, Samuel, one of the early leaders of Israel, orders genocide against a neighbouring people:
“This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)
This goes back to my early questions about why women and children had to die in Daniel 16:24. Why kill all the innocents too? I would make it clear in the rewriting that slavery is wrong, killing gay people is wrong, and adjust other things so that they can't be taken out of context. Any book that has been transcribed over and over through 2000 years something may get lost (even the meanings of word has changed since then) so I believe the angel had a good point.
If you could pick just one or two scriptures (old or new testement) in the bible and change it, which would you choose?
 
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Hey, that's the same Angel Joseph Smith heard.... saying the same thing. LOL
 

p_rehbein

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I would never dare to do so.............for fear of eternal damnation........I suggest others consider that as well before replying to this thread.........
 

ForthAngel

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Rev. 22:19
and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.
 
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Hey, that's the same Angel Joseph Smith heard.... saying the same thing. LOL
Except Joseph Smith had 25 wives. I only have 3. (I'm applying for a cameo on Sister Wives Season 6)
 
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I would never dare to do so.............for fear of eternal damnation........I suggest others consider that as well before replying to this thread.........
Sit back and watch which ones offer a rewritten passage.
 
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Tintin

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This is dangerous territory, bucko. Also, of those you've mentioned, Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons aren't even Christians.

I wouldn't change a thing, but I'd include visual family tree charts etc. alongside the genealogy texts for easy reading.
 
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I had a dream last night in which an angel appeared and told me "They are confused. Use your prose to unite them." When I awoke I thought deeply about this and realized what he's saying. There exists so much confusion today on the meaning of the bible (Catholic, Mormon, Jehavohs Witness, Seven Day Adventists, etc.. all interpret the scriptures differently). I would probably make changes to a few verses so it would be more clear, my first choice...
The Lord is speaking to Abraham in this story where God commands him to sacrifice his son:
‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt-offering on one of the mountains that I shall show you.’ (Genesis 22:2)
This reminds me of the final scene in the Omen (1976) where the father stabs his son on the alter. Even if God intervens at the last minute, don't you think that child is going to be scarred emotionally for the rest of his life? I know if my dad tried to kill me and then stopped at the last minute tellng me God changed his mind I'd run far away in case it ever happens again.
Second choice...
In this verse, Samuel, one of the early leaders of Israel, orders genocide against a neighbouring people:
“This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’” (1 Samuel 15:3)
This goes back to my early questions about why women and children had to die in Daniel 16:24. Why kill all the innocents too? I would make it clear in the rewriting that slavery is wrong, killing gay people is wrong, and adjust other things so that they can't be taken out of context. Any book that has been transcribed over and over through 2000 years something may get lost (even the meanings of word has changed since then) so I believe the angel had a good point.
If you could pick just one or two scriptures (old or new testement) in the bible and change it, which would you choose?
Should I be getting on my knee-high boots or my hip boots? Judging from the two not-so-important questions you've posted so far, I sense another "I'm just pretending interest" user. How deep is this pile going to go? I like appropriate boots.
 

Angela53510

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God's word is perfect the way it is. If you think it needs to be changed, you are the one with the problem, not the Bible.
 
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Gr8grace

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Gen 1:1~~In the beginning Gr8grace created the heavens and the earth.:cool:
 

NotmebutHim

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Should I be getting on my knee-high boots or my hip boots? Judging from the two not-so-important questions you've posted so far, I sense another "I'm just pretending interest" user. How deep is this pile going to go? I like appropriate boots.
I think you're gonna need some waders also..........;)
 
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Complete_In_Him

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Which bible? :p
 
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Wow, nice way to attack a fellow Christian, you must have a lot of practice. I suggest you change your favorite bible verse to Matthew 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."
 

ForthAngel

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Wow, nice way to attack a fellow Christian, you must have a lot of practice. I suggest you change your favorite bible verse to Matthew 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."
Let's take it in context.

Matthew 7
7 “Judge not, that you be not judged. [SUP]2 [/SUP]For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. [SUP]3 [/SUP]Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? [SUP]4 [/SUP]Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? [SUP]5 [/SUP]You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.

You are prophesying that the bible should be changed. That'd qualify you as a false prophet.
 

crossnote

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I couldn't change anything but this is what I wished would have happened...

Genesis 3:4-6 KJV[4] And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: [5] For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. [6] And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, then she ....
turned to the serpent and said, "Hit the road Jack, don't you come back no mo, no mo, hit the road Jack, don't you come back no mo.”