Get a loan, rent a building, put a big sign outside with a catchy name like 'Impacting the Community church'. And dont forget to put your name up as well with a honorific title such as Pastor or Reverend.
When the people start piling in tell them that God spoke to you in the middle of the night a while back to lead His people and start a church.
Now start gaming the system. You are going to need money and lots of it. Malachi 3 will be your corner stone for support.
Never mind that this is OT and not only that but it is directed toward the priests for mishandlngly the food stuffs, see Nehemiah.
Use this carrot to entice the folks to greedy lust by promising them cash falling from the windows of heaven though it was really speaking about rain on the crops. The sleight of hand is an art to be learned.
If that doesnt move everyone on to the tithing band wagon, start preaching some fire and brimstone waitng for the God robbers. Hey...whatever works right?
To get a bigger crowd into your little kingdom, you have got to entertain the sheep. Get the best rockin' and rollin' band possible. The better looking they are does help. You need some movie stars as it were. The prettier the worship leaders the better.
Keep the musicians on their instruments so they can down crash a chord or two while you preach a house a fire. Emphasis is oh so impressive and the beauty of this performance tends to shake a lot of dollars, beyond tithes, out of wallets at offering time.
But here's the number one skill you must cultivate and maintain. Never teach bible truth. Twist it, change it, skirt it, take away from it, add to it, but never, i mean NEVER teach the pure simple liberating full council of God's precious word to dumb sheep. Where you are very fortunate is that most sheep never search the scriptures 'to see if these things be so'.
You may encourage the sheep to 'study to show yourselves approved unto God, rightly dividing the word of truth' but then you sweat bullets hoping against hope they dont take you up on it.
The 'gospel that was once delivered unto the saints' must be avoided at all costs or it will cost you everything ....your false self exalted position and your lucrative income.
Pimping the gospel for fun and profit by hirelings is about as easy as falling off a spinning greased log heavily laden with banana peels.
W.C.Fields quipped 'there's a sucker born every minute'. Or is it 'born again every minute'?
Wake up to His word folks. There will be no last days revival, only apostasy. See book: the bible.
When the people start piling in tell them that God spoke to you in the middle of the night a while back to lead His people and start a church.
Now start gaming the system. You are going to need money and lots of it. Malachi 3 will be your corner stone for support.
Never mind that this is OT and not only that but it is directed toward the priests for mishandlngly the food stuffs, see Nehemiah.
Use this carrot to entice the folks to greedy lust by promising them cash falling from the windows of heaven though it was really speaking about rain on the crops. The sleight of hand is an art to be learned.
If that doesnt move everyone on to the tithing band wagon, start preaching some fire and brimstone waitng for the God robbers. Hey...whatever works right?
To get a bigger crowd into your little kingdom, you have got to entertain the sheep. Get the best rockin' and rollin' band possible. The better looking they are does help. You need some movie stars as it were. The prettier the worship leaders the better.
Keep the musicians on their instruments so they can down crash a chord or two while you preach a house a fire. Emphasis is oh so impressive and the beauty of this performance tends to shake a lot of dollars, beyond tithes, out of wallets at offering time.
But here's the number one skill you must cultivate and maintain. Never teach bible truth. Twist it, change it, skirt it, take away from it, add to it, but never, i mean NEVER teach the pure simple liberating full council of God's precious word to dumb sheep. Where you are very fortunate is that most sheep never search the scriptures 'to see if these things be so'.
You may encourage the sheep to 'study to show yourselves approved unto God, rightly dividing the word of truth' but then you sweat bullets hoping against hope they dont take you up on it.
The 'gospel that was once delivered unto the saints' must be avoided at all costs or it will cost you everything ....your false self exalted position and your lucrative income.
Pimping the gospel for fun and profit by hirelings is about as easy as falling off a spinning greased log heavily laden with banana peels.
W.C.Fields quipped 'there's a sucker born every minute'. Or is it 'born again every minute'?
Wake up to His word folks. There will be no last days revival, only apostasy. See book: the bible.
