John 3:16***********

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psalm6819

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For God so loved the world He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life*****

*must be baptised (full immersion)
*KJV only
*women must remain silent (no pants)
*must meet fruit production quotas
Overseen by SAPS (Self Appointed Produce Supervisors)
*submit to doctrinal review by FOOL (Federation Of Obvious Legalists)
*no rock music, tatoos or body piercing
*must worship on the appropriate day
*when confronted with something not easily understood label it "allegory"
*no church with membership over 50
*no sinning and/or repentance must be performed with guilt, remorse,sack cloth, ashes and general statements of unworthiness.

613 extra rules and regulations apply

Offer may be withdrawn at anytime

So, scribes and Pharisees please feel free to add to this deal breakers = )
 
Willie-T

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I cannot believe you forgot One Cuppers vs Community Dippers.... or priestly "bird feeding."
 
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psalm6819

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Thnx Willie-T
 
Grace777x70

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Or...send me your money if you want to be blessed. I always thought it was because of what Christ did that we have been blessed with all things because we are in Christ Himself like Paul said in Eph. 1
 
Willie-T

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Grace777x70 said:
Or...send me your money if you want to be blessed. I always thought it was because of what Christ did that we have been blessed with all things because we are in Christ Himself like Paul said in Eph. 1
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Well, I'm glad you're finally learning the truth!
 
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psalm6819

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My daughter said I forgot to add : pursuing a degree in Greek but NOT Hebrew (which we all knows leads to becoming Judiazers.
 
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psalm6819

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Lol G7.......
 
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I think words fall short to explain the mysteries in Christ. To find one verse in the New Testament and continuously point to that to refute every other verse that expands the understanding is just intellectually dishonest. Where is the love, picking up your cross and forgiving those like Christ forgives you? What about those who lack repentance? It is impossible to have everlasting life without faith in Christ but that is not all required.
 
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psalm6819

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Check the fine print = )
 
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Grandpa

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Hungry said:
I think words fall short to explain the mysteries in Christ. To find one verse in the New Testament and continuously point to that to refute every other verse that expands the understanding is just intellectually dishonest. Where is the love, picking up your cross and forgiving those like Christ forgives you? What about those who lack repentance? It is impossible to have everlasting life without faith in Christ but that is not all required.
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If a person relies on the Lord Jesus Christ by faith, and only the Lord Jesus Christ, what will He withhold?
 
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psalm6819

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Exactly not our self effort but Holy Spirit changing the desire of our heart not outward behavior modification
 
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Don't forget about having to believe a set of doctrines and also you have to dress a certain way in church.
But you know Jesus said it best with how he talked and taught while on earth, Love defies the status quo
 
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psalm6819

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Amen, Blaine
 
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psalm6819

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A picture worth a thousand words, Magenta. The voice of a million angels cannot express our gratitude...
 
tourist

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psalm6819 said:
For God so loved the world He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life*****

*must be baptised (full immersion)
*KJV only
*women must remain silent (no pants)
*must meet fruit production quotas
Overseen by SAPS (Self Appointed Produce Supervisors)
*submit to doctrinal review by FOOL (Federation Of Obvious Legalists)
*no rock music, tatoos or body piercing
*must worship on the appropriate day
*when confronted with something not easily understood label it "allegory"
*no church with membership over 50
*no sinning and/or repentance must be performed with guilt, remorse,sack cloth, ashes and general statements of unworthiness.

613 extra rules and regulations apply

Offer may be withdrawn at anytime

So, scribes and Pharisees please feel free to add to this deal breakers = )
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The playing of musical instruments in church will send you to hell also.
 
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eternally-gratefull

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ya forgot..

"can;t listen to rock and roll, even if it is christian" (oh wait you got it)

" Women must have long hair, Men must have short hair"

"better spend hundreds of dollars on your Sunday finest (instead of using it to feed the poor)
 
Stephen63

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*MUST have grace in it somewhere, cause grace does everything!

Some worship grace like a god..... even saying God is grace. They call it Mother Grace.

To them, grace:
  • saves
  • heals
  • delivers
  • forgives forever
  • justifies
  • sanctifies
  • Stops conviction
  • Does away with repentance

Grace does so much we don't have to do anything, ever again.
 
Grace777x70

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tourist said:
The playing of musical instruments in church will send you to hell also.
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What about a woman preaching the gospel while wearing pants and then plays a musical instrument? - "extra hell" for this obvious rebellion against the word of God as "we interpret it"......:rolleyes:
 
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FreeNChrist

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Stephen63 said:
*MUST have grace in it somewhere, cause grace does everything!

Some worship grace like a god..... even saying God is grace. They call it Mother Grace.

To them, grace:
  • saves
  • heals
  • delivers
  • forgives forever
  • justifies
  • sanctifies
  • Stops conviction
  • Does away with repentance

Grace does so much we don't have to do anything, ever again.
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"By the grace of God I am what I am" (1 Cor. 15:10)
 
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