RIDICULOUS CHRISTIAN CLAIMS AND SHAMING JESUS

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This one relates to a deaf seeker that I met in the chat room. Very nice, intelligent guy. His username mentioned his deafness so that people who spoke to him on microphone would know he couldn't hear them. He would watch the conversation to see what he could learn.

Anyways, kooks sent him private messages asking if they could pray for him, and cast the demon causing his deafness out of him. It got so bad that he had to put a message on his private message window telling them that he didn't have a demon and didn't want their prayers. He quoted this verse in the OT:

Exodus 4: 10But Moses said to the Lord, “Oh, my Lord, I am not eloquent, either in the past or since you have spoken to your servant, but I am slow of speech and of tongue.” 11Then the Lord said to him, “Who has made man’s mouth? Who makes him mute, or deaf, or seeing, or blind? Is it not I, the Lord? 12Now therefore go, and I will be with your mouth and teach you what you shall speak.”

It's funny that a deaf seeker knows more about the Bible than a kook trying to deliver him from demons.

God did not heal Moses' issue; he worked within it.

The people who make such remarks don't realize that deaf people consider it a great insult for them to make such claims. In fact, many of them are quite suspicious of the hearing culture due to similar treatment.

I took a year of audiology classes in university focused on Sign Language so I'm familiar with the society. In many families and communities, they are taught to be ashamed of their deafness and use of sign language. In some cases, students in deaf schools had to go to the restroom to sign with each other, because speaking-only rules were enforced. Then, to come into a Christian environment where people claim they have demons...only adds insult to injury. Not a good thing.
 

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Here's another funny story..

This happened a month or so back in the Bible Study room.

Some Pentecostal guy, who has chatted a lot there, said that his neighbor in an apartment building was causing a ruckus. He goes out into the hall, and maybe upstairs, and confronts the guy. He senses the guy has a demon and casts it out.

Then, he comes back to the chat room within 15 minutes and starts recounting his exploit.

Do you really believe such claims? You, as a believer, cast a demon out of someone, and you're back again in 15 minutes chatting on the internet...LOL. And it just so happens to be that the conversation is on casting out demons.

If a believer actually did cast out a demon, he's not going to be back in a chat room blabbing about it in 15 minutes. He'd probably be so dumbfounded that it happened, he would be in a state of shock and praising God in private.

Well, some within the room did believe it, and praised the spiritual ninja and his exploits. UNNNBELIEVABLE :D

Do I believe he may have thought a noisy neighbor was demon possessed, and said some oddball thing to him? Maybe..I'm glad I don't have any Pentecostal/charismatic neighbors...they'd probably be casting demons out of all the barnyard cats that wonder around here. I'd never get any sleep :)

Since he has a self-admitted penchant for imbibing spirits of a different sort, I suspect that could be playing a factor.
 

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Here's another funny story..

This happened a month or so back in the Bible Study room.

Some Pentecostal guy, who has chatted a lot there, said that his neighbor in an apartment building was causing a ruckus. He goes out into the hall, and maybe upstairs, and confronts the guy. He senses the guy has a demon and casts it out.

Then, he comes back to the chat room within 15 minutes and starts recounting his exploit.

Do you really believe such claims? You, as a believer, cast a demon out of someone, and you're back again in 15 minutes chatting on the internet...LOL. And it just so happens to be that the conversation is on casting out demons.

If a believer actually did cast out a demon, he's not going to be back in a chat room blabbing about it in 15 minutes. He'd probably be so dumbfounded that it happened, he would be in a state of shock and praising God in private.

Well, some within the room did believe it, and praised the spiritual ninja and his exploits. UNNNBELIEVABLE :D

Do I believe he may have thought a noisy neighbor was demon possessed, and said some oddball thing to him? Maybe..I'm glad I don't have any Pentecostal/charismatic neighbors...they'd probably be casting demons out of all the barnyard cats that wonder around here. I'd never get any sleep :)

Since he has a self-admitted penchant for imbibing spirits of a different sort, I suspect that could be playing a factor.
Anymore negative ranting you want to share with us today?
 
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I heard a minister that worked in the African bush preaching the gospel saying that it seems the devil always attacks "old worn out" cars...selah
 
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Anymore negative ranting you want to share with us today?
Nope.

These people want attention..I'm publicizing their exploits for them :)

If they don't like it they can quit making false claims.
 
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I heard a minister that worked in the African bush preaching the gospel saying that it seems the devil always attacks "old worn out" cars...selah
I don't get that one..you mean that he was blaming car failures on demons? I've heard that one too.
 
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I don't get that one..you mean that he was blaming car failures on demons? I've heard that one too.
He was his way of poking fun at people saying that demons cause all negative things that happen. There's a demon of "everything".

He is pointing out that stuff happens because of the corrupted world we are in - like old cars break down because they are old - nothing to do with demons under every bush waiting to jump on us.
 

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These things are because of assumption. Reading and assuming things. We need the presence of Jesus upon us as well as in us. Intimacy is the key.
 
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He was his way of poking fun at people saying that demons cause all negative things that happen. There's a demon of "everything".

He is pointing out that stuff happens because of the corrupted world we are in - like old cars break down because they are old - nothing to do with demons under every bush waiting to jump on us.
I would agree that not everything bad that happens to us is demonic. But could a demon cause a car to possibly malfunction?

Hypothetical:
Person is heading to a Church and this person isn't saved but has been invited. Do you think the possibility of this person becoming saved would be something satan would want to stop? So does satan and his little minions have the power or ability to cause a vehicle to break down?
 
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I would agree that not everything bad that happens to us is demonic. But could a demon cause a car to possibly malfunction?

Hypothetical:
Person is heading to a Church and this person isn't saved but has been invited. Do you think the possibility of this person becoming saved would be something satan would want to stop? So does satan and his little minions have the power or ability to cause a vehicle to break down?

I agree that it could happen.

But breaking down "always" happens to old worn out cars for sure...:)
 
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I would agree that not everything bad that happens to us is demonic. But could a demon cause a car to possibly malfunction?

Hypothetical:
Person is heading to a Church and this person isn't saved but has been invited. Do you think the possibility of this person becoming saved would be something satan would want to stop? So does satan and his little minions have the power or ability to cause a vehicle to break down?
No..Satan and his minions cannot thwart the will of God. Just like he couldn't keep me from being saved even though I was attending a heretical church. Satan may have wanted to stop it, but he could not. God wins every time.
 
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satan doesn't have to be 'thwarting-the-will-of-God, to get his WAY in this 'fallen-world',
which he is the prince of,,,,he only needs us, the fools who followed him, before we were
called-out, chosen and elected, and thus began our New LIfe in Him,
our Holy Saviour, Jesus Christ'...
 
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Someone the other day publicly "rebuked" me for expressing my view on alleged miraculous sign gifts.

I'm glad he did..it gives me another opportunity to add some remarks to this thread.

First, I didn't begin the conversation in the chat room. It was already in progress. Second, someone else asked me to comment about it, if I'm not mistaken.

The person who criticized me is charismatic and apparently Word of Faith, and takes exception to expressions of opinions contrary to his beliefs. He shouldn't be in a chat room if he has that issue.

There are some topics that I express my views upon....hypercharismatic nonsense, Judaizer doctrines (claiming others are in sin for not observing elements of the Mosaic Covenant), and Reformed/Non-Reformed views. Those topics are all hot button topics for me.

Regarding the Judaizer propaganda, I was formerly a Judaizer. I know that many Judaizers hold a very poor view of church history that they've learned, either directly or indirectly, from Alexander Hislop and his contemporaries. In essence, many hold the view that non-Sabbath, festival, clean meat law observers are not much more than neo-pagans and have been influenced by Roman Catholicism, which they consider to be the "Great Whore" of Revelation 17. Many of them either think that Sabbath-breaking is the "mark of the Beast" or it will be the mark of the Beast in the end times. I grew up in such a cult and I abhor this teaching. It leads basically to cults like I was involved with. Many of them consider their collection of doctrines to be "the truth" and are very cultic in this regard. They may not come right out and say it, but this view underlies their thinking. And, I have no illusion that some of them are here to press this agenda. One individual bragged to me how many people he's led to the understanding of the Sabbath, and he is a prolific poster here.

However, my attitude now is basically to let the blind lead the blind. I get involved in these discussions when I have a bit of time, but in essence I cannot be responsible for individuals who are led astray by those with cultic mentalities.

Concerning Reformed theology, I've gotten involved with the conversations because some elements within the chat room claim that Reformed theology is Satanic, or heresy. Some individuals have even told other chatters that the chatroom management doesn't want it discussed because it is borderline or heresy. This actually isn't true; the chatroom management acknowledges predestination is biblical, so those individuals aren't representing the chatroom management in their remarks.

Concerning charismatic stuff, I grew up with a grandmother who was charismatic. Like many charismatic, they claim to be some great power of God, anointed by the Holy Spirit with a special anointing. My opinion of charismatic individuals in my life is this; many are well-meaning and have been led astray by false teaching that can be very harmful.

Let me give you an example. My aunt divorced her husband and married some other guy. She was over 40 at the time she did this. My grandma pronounced a curse upon her, muttering as if she was under the Spirit's inspiration. My aunt had a child with severe birth defects.

I am sure in her mind my grandma thinks she was speaking for God, but if it was spirit-inspired, I am sure it was not from God. However, this incident probably affected my aunt's guilt concerning her son's condition.

Additionally, these individuals cause Christians to have unmet expectations. Many of them teach that if they aren't healed, it's due to a lack of faith. So, there is guilt associated with their alleged lack of faith, as well as unmet expectations because God hasn't healed them.

Some claim that there is no place whatsoever for a theology of suffering; that God uses suffering for the sanctification of those who have placed their faith in Him. Bill Johnson declares those who believe in a theology of suffering to be teaching a false gospel, in fact.

This is pretty ironic. Bethel Church has been one of the biggest sources of looniness within alleged Christianity. If you don't know about Bethel, study up on them. Apparently they are dumping "gold dust" into the ventilator systems so that a "glory cloud" is manifested, which they claim is the presence of God. Additionally, feathers float down from the ceiling, which they claim are angel feathers. They are involved in a lot of the hyper-charismatic nonsense.

Hear this message concerning Bill Johnson and Bethel Church. It is done by Michael Boehm, who was himself involved in such a church:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS1BRM0x0WE&feature=youtu.be&t=590

As Michael mentions, one of the beliefs which accompanies such groups includes "revelation over Scripture". They believe that their experience trumps Scripture. Some chatters consider those who are focused on Scripture to be inferior spiritually development-wise to themselves.

Here's a new meme to emphasize a point I'd like to make...if you challenge some of the hyper-charismatic views in the chatroom, you are told that you cannot possibly understand that person's anointing because you are not spirit-filled. According to their phony theology, they believe that they are spirit-filled, with a "baptism of the Holy Spirit" in a different way than a normal believer...that they've experienced a second work of the Holy Spirit that us normal spiritual peons haven't experienced.

I challenge their views, because 1) many of them don't have good theology and 2) they have bad practice, such as women assuming a very dominant approach in teaching. The vast majority of Christian women realize that they aren't to be dominant over men, and being excessively aggressive as this is unbecoming of women. However, I notice that with hypercharismatic women, this trait is especially prominent.

Another example is someone who claims such things, who has directly lied to me on unrelated matters, in a blatant manner. Why would I believe a known liar about supernatural claims? He knows he lied, I know he lied, why would he expect me to believe him about supernatural claims when he tells lies about earthly matters?

This person claims I am trying to subvert a great work of the Holy Spirit here, by discounting such claims. Pretty funny that he thinks that. I hope God uses this site to reach people with the gospel message, and that those who are teaching seeking signs and wonders would be thwarted in their deception.

I'm pretty sure all kinds of people are turned away from Christianity simply because of the lunacy of hyper-charismatics. Many laugh at Christianity due to the lunacy they see from the Word of Faith/Health Wealth and Prosperity/hypercharismatic circles. And I don't blame them.

Additionally, hypercharismatic people in general lack credibility with me. A lot of them simply INSIST that I hold their views, and get very angry if I am not supportive of them. I didn't check my brains in at the door when I became a Christian. Why would I believe some internet person who makes claims about things I haven't seen personally in 32 years of being a Christian? I haven't seen a SINGLE demon cast out by an individual. I haven't seen a SINGLE person that I personally know in real life who is a sound thinking person claim to speak in tongues. I haven't seen a SINGLE person that I personally know in real life who is a sound thinking person claim to resurrect the dead. So, where does that leave me?

Before you claim this is a lack of faith, think about it. I totally believe that the Scriptural accounts are true concerning similar events. I have faith in what Scripture says; I have no faith in what men, who can be liars, say.

I am also open minded to considering that tongues as a prayer and praise language to God is a possibility, but the question would still remain as to whether this gift is still applicable, or if it is what tongues speakers today claim it is. I am, however, NOT open minded on lunacy like "fire tunnels", "laughing in the spirit", barking noises, herky jerky motions as a spiritual manifestation or being "slain in the spirit"..or "grave sucking" as practiced by some of Bill Johnson's crowd, including his wife.

Anyways, feel free to criticize me. It will give me more material to post about :)
 

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To me God can let any of his chidren leave there Body to see wonders..
Sure he can because with God all things are possible, right?

"For as the body without the spirit is dead...." James 2:26

"The hearing ear, and the seeing eye, the LORD hath made even both of them. " Prov 20:12


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Here is something that actually happened to me. Several years back this preacher was relating how the foreman of the work crew that was building his church kept cussing all the time, he wondered if it was a spirit, so from a distance he simply said, I bind that spirit of cussing and he said the man immediately stopped and never cursed again all day. He also said that it would only work if a spirit was pressuring the person to curse. It must have been a year or more later and there was this big layoff at the plant and I am at a drive in food place and this wife of one of the workers comes over to my car and begins to speak about all that was going on. She was really friendly, however she never got a sentence out without one or more curse words in it, also she liked to talk. So I have this person in my face going on and on with curse words flowing out, it seemed without end. Then I remembered what the Preacher said that he did, and without saying a word(I could not get a word in anyway), I simply said in my mind, I bind you spirit of cursing from this woman. As God is my witness, right in the middle of a sentence she stopped cursing and though she continued to talk for some time she never used a curse word again.
 

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I do not think this post is about non-charismatics versus charismatics/pentecostals!

It is about having discernment and using wisdom. That means comparing things to the Bible correctly. I'm still appalled at the cat example. But worse than the woman saying it, is that over and over people are saying,

"Well, the donkey talked to Balaam, so I wouldn't rule out the cat talking to the woman."

First thing, Balaam was a pagan, involved in divination and other magic arts, and he was a false prophet.(After the style of Pharaoh's magicians, perhaps?) So the donkey was talking to a pagan, not a believer. Second, the situation was one of repeated disobedience. The donkey spoke words to stop Balaam from being killed, and himself. The poor donkey had already tried to stop Balaam from going forward. Balaam was on the way to the king of Moab.(Numbers 22:21-35)

Why was he going to Moab to talk to the king? Well, in order to curse the Israelites, so they would not invade the King's territories. This was important, because God had chosen the Israelities as his chosen people, through whom the Messiah would come. No Israel, no Jesus Christ! Balaam was not a prophet of God, but the exact opposite. He was there to destroy Israel.

So, because there is only ONE incident where an animal talked in the Bible, we must consider it to be an exceptional circumstance, and certainly not the norm. And there was a definite purpose - save Israel. The real one, not the Israel people make up in their minds.
Since the Bible is a book of principles, being the Word of God; just because a person has been taught to read the written word (and all people have to be taught how to read because a person can not learn to read the written word without the assistance of someone who does) doesn't mean they know anything more about what is written in the scriptures than a person that have never learned to read.

And the vision of all is become unto you as the words of a book that is sealed, which men deliver to one that is learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I cannot; for it is sealed: And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I am not learned.Isaiah 29:11-12

Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:
Matt 13:13-14

So the donkey was talking to a pagan, not a believer. The donkey spoke words to stop Balaam from being killed, and himself.
Do you got any proof this actually happened? :rolleyes:

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The hearing ear, and the seeing eye, the LORD hath made even both of them. Prov 20:12

So, because there is only ONE incident where an animal talked in the Bible,
Did you forget about the serpent in the Garden of Eden?
"Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made...." Genesis 3:1
 

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I heard a minister that worked in the African bush preaching the gospel saying that it seems the devil always attacks "old worn out" cars...selah
I've had quite a few of those "old worn out" cars so I can relate to this story. :)
 
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Here's another one...

Two charismatics are discussing the alleged resurrections from the dead that they've performed. One claims that she waltzed into a morgue and resurrects a corpse. The atmosphere was one of a bragging contest..look at me and what I've done (of course, they would acknowledge that God played a role in it but the overall attitude is one of self-importance, especially with the first person who claims to be a prophet).

The other one claims that he saw an advertisement in a newspaper about a young man who died, and went to the funeral home. While the family was present, he placed his hands on the closed casket and prayed for a resurrection. He claims that the casket started to shudder like a resurrection was occurring, but then the family ran him off so he didn't get to finish it.

Now, I don't doubt that the second guy did what he claimed he did, concerning going to the funeral home and placing his hands on the casket (I don't think it started to shake, though). Am I dumb enough to think that God is going to start to resurrect someone, and then stop right in the middle of the act, because the family objects, or the charismatic lost his nerve? No.

The second guy has spent some time in a mental hospital so I am pretty sure that he has mental issues. In fact, I'm wondering what percentage of charismatics that make such claims have mental issues. I'm sure it's a mixture; some have mental issues and others have been falsely taught and believe they actually have such powers. Some are just plainly lying.

It's really sad that people are caught up in this nonsense.
 
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Here's another one..

A charismatic friend, whom I consider to be one of the more sane ones, continually tries to get me to accept charismatic claims concerning demon deliverance, etcetera.

He mentioned a Jewish TV reporter named John Safran who was delivered of demons on camera by a deliverance ministry guy as good "proof" that this occurs.

I would like you to watch this video regarding this and let me know the problems based on Scripture.

Here's what I find to be hoky:

1) the potential demoniac comes to the deliverance ministry guy himself..and acts rationally when he is discussing prior to the
deliverance
2) the deliverance ministry guy submits him to a 20 page questionnaire to assess his potential for possession
3) the deliverance guy claims to know the history of the demon
4) the overall clown show approach..

Since when did Jesus or any of the apostles submit anyone to a 20 page questionnaire, and a technique similar to psychoanalysis, prior to casting the demons out? Hilarious.

Now, I can't explain what exactly happened during this video, but suffice it to say that a good actor obviously could have faked the whole thing. Maybe he needed a new gig, and wanted to become a poster child for demonic deliverance ministries..I don't know.

Anyways watch it and see what you think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzyef640HEM

Think about whether this technique is biblical..does the Bible show anything like it?

I don't doubt that God could cause a demon to leave after the prayer of one or more of his children...so there's no issue with me in that regard. My issue is with those who make ridiculous claims, and who are obviously flaky. Listen to the words of the guy who is claiming to cast out the demons, claiming he knows where the demon has been in past ages. Hilarious.

I don't think Jesus or any of the apostles went through this sort of deliverance ceremony. What do you think? Is this the best proof that can be offered to me?
 
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