Major Scientific Breatkthrough!

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MaggieMye

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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'.'




'Oh, is that so? Tell me...' replies God.

'Well', says the scientist, 'we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.'


'Well, that's interesting. Show Me. '


So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.


'Oh no, no, no...' interrupts God,




'Get your own dirt.'

 
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Harley_Angel

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This made me lol
 
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Laiahna

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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'.'



'Oh, is that so? Tell me...' replies God.
'Well', says the scientist, 'we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.'
'Well, that's interesting. Show Me. '
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
'Oh no, no, no...' interrupts God,

'Get your own dirt.'
lol Good one! :D
 
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His_will_i_am

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That was great.
 

BLC

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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'.'



'Oh, is that so? Tell me...' replies God.
'Well', says the scientist, 'we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.'
'Well, that's interesting. Show Me. '
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
'Oh no, no, no...' interrupts God,

'Get your own dirt.'
Maggie, you blessed my heart. Thanks
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Haha, nice one. So true. =)
 

pickles

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Thankyou, I love it! God bless, pickles
 
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mcap

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Good one.But let's not forget that these things are being taught in public schools,college.The 60's generation of humanists and moral relativists are now teachers and professors.That is why I home-schooled my kids.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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good one! ! :)
 
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Slepsog4

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They would also have to get their own energy source and probably water too.
 
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iraasuup

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LOL!!! I like that one :)
 
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