What Do You Guys Think of Jack Van Impe?

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Anonimous

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This guy is one of the funniest guys there ever was. He was actually a Shakespearian actor on Broadway in his early years. He said something by mistake during a play and started laughing so hard that the audience joined in...the rest is comic history...
 
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Ritter has Charlatan Alarms.... neat! When did you get them installed???
It is the upgrade for the ever-popular BS Detector. I've given mine a few modifications.
 
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Anonimous

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#43
It is the upgrade for the ever-popular BS Detector. I've given mine a few modifications.
If you watch very much of the "christian" channels the noise must be disturbing the neighbors. I switched recently from Dish to Comcast only to find out that I lost my channel with the good preachers and teachers...Charles Stanley, David Jeremiah, and a few more. Now I turn the TV on and have the opportunity to buy my very own prayer shawl...jus like Jesus wore...or a genuine simulated Shofar (Ram's horn)...Oh, and my favorite...the prayer cloth that Rod Parsley sweated and prayed over. Of course they are all available for a very popular price...the prices are popular with them...
 
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Ugly

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#44
Flicking channels i ran by some smaller timer offering you to call and receive a 'free personal prophecy' over the phone.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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#45
Well a solution to that Anonimous has always existed even from the beginning of radio broadcasting. Simply turn the darned thing off. LOL.
 
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Anonimous

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#46
Flicking channels i ran by some smaller timer offering you to call and receive a 'free personal prophecy' over the phone.
Wasn't Dionne Warwick doing that at one time? Those commercials made me laugh. I figured, if they are such great psychics let the call me!
 

zone

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The real deal WHAT??? I have never seen that...uh "person" before... I thought maybe it was like cuzin it's auntie or something from the munsters...:eek:
Ritter has Charlatan Alarms.... neat! When did you get them installed???
LOL Barly.

tsk. Ritter's always got the latest cool false-prophet-alert-systems.
some of us have to make do with the low tech stuff.



they're okay.
they activate as soon as someone says "Thus saith The Lord"
 
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Anonimous

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#48
Well a solution to that Anonimous has always existed even from the beginning of radio broadcasting. Simply turn the darned thing off. LOL.
I usually watch sponge Bob...
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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#49
Love that picture. Where can you even buy a pink wig like that?

"In March 2012 Jan Crouch was accused of misappropriating church funds to spend on a lavish lifestyle, by her grandaughter, a former employee and chief finance director of the church. Items of expenditure included expensive homes, private jets, and a $100,000 air conditioned mobile home solely for Jan Crouch's dogs."

Private jets, 13 mansions and a $100,000 mobile home just for the dogs: Televangelists 'defrauded tens of million of dollars from Christian network' | Mail Online



oh come on!! what is this?

Trash-a-Televangelathon?





Jan Crouch is the real deal, anyways you guys.
and don't you say she isn't.

The real deal WHAT??? I have never seen that...uh "person" before... I thought maybe it was like cuzin it's auntie or something from the munsters...:eek:
Ritter has Charlatan Alarms.... neat! When did you get them installed???
 
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Anonimous

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Love that picture. Where can you even buy a pink wig like that?

"In March 2012 Jan Crouch was accused of misappropriating church funds to spend on a lavish lifestyle, by her grandaughter, a former employee and chief finance director of the church. Items of expenditure included expensive homes, private jets, and a $100,000 air conditioned mobile home solely for Jan Crouch's dogs."

Private jets, 13 mansions and a $100,000 mobile home just for the dogs: Televangelists 'defrauded tens of million of dollars from Christian network' | Mail Online

Ummmm. Judging by all that make up, she's gonna need more tissues...and a squeege
 

zone

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Oh, and my favorite...the prayer cloth that Rod Parsley sweated and prayed over.


We are approaching a once-in-a-hundred-years moment...
when the calendar reads 12.12.12 ...
12 is God’s number of COMPLETION ... of ORDER
... of SUPERNATURAL BLESSING ...
and it can be YOURS!



Yes, Pastor Parsley, I'm ready to recieve my Miracle!


My Best Love Gift: $ $50 $121 $1,212​

....................................


:rolleyes:

i before e, except after c, mr. parsley - lettuce get it straight.

*cough*
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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Crocodile tears require a lot more cleanup than real ones. Paul Crouch ousted his son Paul Crouch Jr. like Chuck Smith ousted his son Chuck Smith Jr.

But, to be fair, Paul Crouch Jr. was ousted because he wouldn't go along with the shenanigans at TBN and wanted to reform the ministry after Paul Crouch died while Chuck Smith Jr was ousted for trending toward liberal theology.

Ummmm. Judging by all that make up, she's gonna need more tissues...and a squeege
 
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Anonimous

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We are approaching a once-in-a-hundred-years moment...
when the calendar reads 12.12.12 ...
12 is God’s number of COMPLETION ... of ORDER
... of SUPERNATURAL BLESSING ...
and it can be YOURS!



Yes, Pastor Parsley, I'm ready to recieve my Miracle!


My Best Love Gift: $ $50 $121 $1,212​

....................................


:rolleyes:

i before e, except after c, mr. parsley - lettuce get it straight.

*cough*
ha ha ha ha I loves it... THAT is why I don't change the channel...ageofknowledge...Funny stuff...at least it would be if it wasn't so pathetic...
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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zone, I remember seeing on channel 40 once some evangelist crying and pleading for money the entire hour. It was quite a theatrical show. Interspersed between the pleadings for more money they would cut too old ladies signing big checks over to the "ministry" and at the top of the screen would flash a single word in big bold letters: "OBEDIENCE".

I was floored at the shamelessness of it all. The show that followed was non other than an interview with Mr. "seed faith" himself, the originator of the 'you give me all your money and God will make you financially rich theology' Oral Roberts Sr. explaining how surprised he was at how well his idea had worked for him and his televangelist friends.
 
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violakat

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If you watch very much of the "christian" channels the noise must be disturbing the neighbors. I switched recently from Dish to Comcast only to find out that I lost my channel with the good preachers and teachers...Charles Stanley, David Jeremiah, and a few more. Now I turn the TV on and have the opportunity to buy my very own prayer shawl...jus like Jesus wore...or a genuine simulated Shofar (Ram's horn)...Oh, and my favorite...the prayer cloth that Rod Parsley sweated and prayed over. Of course they are all available for a very popular price...the prices are popular with them...
I got a prayer clothe in the mail one time. Not from Rod Parsley. Anyway, someone from OK sent it to me and said that if I make a donation to their church, and some other instructions I can't remember. I think I was only 19 or 20. Or close to that age anyway. But my mom and I were just like, "um, okayyyy."
 

zone

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zone, I remember seeing on channel 40 once some evangelist crying and pleading for money the entire hour. It was quite a theatrical show. Interspersed between the pleadings for more money they would cut too old ladies signing big checks over to the "ministry" and at the top of the screen would flash a single word in big bold letters: "OBEDIENCE".

I was floored at the shamelessness of it all. The show that followed was non other than an interview with Mr. "seed faith" himself, the originator of the 'you give me all your money and God will make you financially rich theology' Oral Roberts Sr. explaining how surprised he was at how well his idea had worked for him and his televangelist friends.
oh my stars.

"OBEDIENCE"?

are you serious AoK?:(

i don't understand why these guys don't go to jail.






i mean, architecture like this should get you 5 to 10 at least.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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The crazy thing is that I've met people in real life that told me with a straight face that they were introduced to the Gospel and become Christians through one form of TBN programming or another. All of them, had moved on after growing in their understanding but I guess people are getting saved. I've had some sense that God is involved through the mess we call TBN. So, I think it needs to be reformed ya know rather than shut down.

ha ha ha ha I loves it... THAT is why I don't change the channel...ageofknowledge...Funny stuff...at least it would be if it wasn't so pathetic...