Little boy, Listen to Mama!

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2Thewaters

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The True Gospel has been given since adam and eve by the mamas in the world

Mama: My son you sinned
Little boy: sorry momma (crying)
Mama: i love you but you msut be good!
Little boy: Yes mama! (cryng)
Mama: I forgive you ,now be good!
Little boy:i cant mama!
Mama: I know dear boy, but you can with mamas help
when I see you being bad I will let you know before!
Mama: I will help yo!
Little boy: thank you mama!

when you think wrong things come to me for a hug I will help you
that is the gospel friends that is the gospel you learned a s a child



The false gospel is the alcoholic mother gospel who goes to the bar and leaves the 8 year old to do what they want
"Dont burn the house down, but if you do we have insurance!
as she heads out the door

that is the false gospel, the demoniac gopel and the little children who believe this are, guaranteed, demoniac children.
"Do whatever you want cause you cant be good" is from satan.

lies
lies lies

You need the YEs mama gospel!
you need to read your mama Bible she taught you
you need to read the stories she read to you
you need to repent my boy

you got it all wrong and Jesus wants to save you from sinning...

that is the gospel

that is the real gospel

the other gospel you can go to hell


what do you teach YOUR CHILDREN?

Do whatever you want, you are sure to turn out to be a good citizen?

what idiots teach that?
 
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2Thewaters

Guest
#2
compare this with the easy way your son learned at the neighbers

MOTHER: Son! you said a dirty owrd!
Son: Doesn't natter!
Mom! Yes st does!
No mom, Im a big boy now and we all say dirty words it cool

Mama: Not in this house!
boy: I can say and do whatever I want Im your son and you csaid you would always love me

what a jerk.
 
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2Thewaters

Guest
#3
One of these two boys is about to be paddled.
can you guess which one it will be?
 

crossnote

Senior Member
Nov 24, 2012
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I like this gospel better...

1 Corinthians 15:1-4 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: