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bob_w

bob_w

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Nov 10, 2011
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Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of a great many already have been exposed; and it is possible that people, everywhere, could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what, up to now, has been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world.
Signs & Symptoms of Inner Peace
A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences
An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment
A loss of interest in judging other people
A loss of interest in judging self
A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others
A loss of interest in conflict
A loss of ability to worry
Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation
Contented feelings of connectedness with others & nature
Frequent attacks of smiling
An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen
An increased susceptibility to love extended by others and the uncontrollable urge to extend it
WARNING:If you have some or all of the above symptoms, be advised that your condition of inner peace may be too far advanced to be curable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk."

Jesus saves! :)
 
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jimsun

Guest
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Brilliant Bob - You should have this made up as a poster!
BW; J.
 
bob_w

bob_w

Banned
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Nov 10, 2011
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Heeeeey Jim thats a good idea buddy :) God bless.
 
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Relena7

Guest
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bob_w said:
Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of a great many already have been exposed; and it is possible that people, everywhere, could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what, up to now, has been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world.
Signs & Symptoms of Inner Peace
A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences
An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment
A loss of interest in judging other people
A loss of interest in judging self
A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others
A loss of interest in conflict
A loss of ability to worry
Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation
Contented feelings of connectedness with others & nature
Frequent attacks of smiling
An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen
An increased susceptibility to love extended by others and the uncontrollable urge to extend it
WARNING:If you have some or all of the above symptoms, be advised that your condition of inner peace may be too far advanced to be curable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk."

Jesus saves! :)
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Hehehe I like. :D
 
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Seth

Guest
#5
#5
I've caught them all. XD

Not the Pokemon either.
 
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shekaniah

Guest
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#6
bob_w said:
Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of a great many already have been exposed; and it is possible that people, everywhere, could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what, up to now, has been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world.
Signs & Symptoms of Inner Peace
A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences
An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment
A loss of interest in judging other people
A loss of interest in judging self
A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others
A loss of interest in conflict
A loss of ability to worry
Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation
Contented feelings of connectedness with others & nature
Frequent attacks of smiling
An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen
An increased susceptibility to love extended by others and the uncontrollable urge to extend it
WARNING:If you have some or all of the above symptoms, be advised that your condition of inner peace may be too far advanced to be curable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk."

Jesus saves! :)
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This is great! May we all catch this!
God bless
 
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Steve4U

Guest
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#7
Thanks, Bob.

Hehe, for my self, it looks terminal.

Best wishes,
 
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Jullianna

Guest
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LIKE :):):)
 
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Relena7

Guest
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Tobby17 said:
Careful Relena7 careful..
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I'm always careful. I just like that guy's post. :) Lists like these add some hope of healthy balance to my already overlycareful life.
 
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dmdave17

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As a relatively new member of the "inner peace" club, I can definitely vouch for everything Bob_W says. I just think we need to figure out a way to use this idea to frustrate the modern-day secularlists who worship all those "type A" personalities. ;)
 
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