THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

[bob_w]

By the time GOD made woman, He was into his sixth day of working

> overtime.

> An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on

> this one?" GOD answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

>

> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200

> movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and

> leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have

a

> kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart

> and she will do everything with only two hands."

>

> The angel was astounded at the requirements.

> "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model?

> That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

>

> "But I won't," GOD protested. "I am so close to finishing this

> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself

> when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

>

> The angel moved closer and touched the woman.

> "But you have made her so soft, GOD"

>

> "She is soft," GOD agreed "but I have also made her tough. You

> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

>

> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

>

> GOD"Not only will she be able to think, she will be

> able to reason and negotiate."

>

> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the

> woman's cheek.

> "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that

> you were trying to put too much into this one."

>

> "That's not a leak," GOD corrected, "that's a tear!"

>

> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

>

> GOD said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her

> sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her

> grief and her pride."

>

> The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, GOD. You thought of

> everything! Woman is truly amazing."

>

> And she is!

> Women have strengths that amaze men.

> They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,

> love and joy.

> They smile when they want to scream.

> They sing when they want to cry.

> They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

> They fight for what they believe in.

> They stand up to injustice.

> They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a

> better solution.

> They go without so their family can have.

> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

> They love unconditionally.

> They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get

> awards.

> They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

> Their hearts break when a friend dies.

> They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when

> they think there is no strength left.

> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

>

> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

>

> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they

> care about you.

> The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

> They bring joy, hope and love.

> They have compassion and ideals.

> They give moral support to their family and friends.

>

> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT "THEY"

OCCASIONALLY

> FORGET THEIR REAL WORTH.

God bless ALL the women here to there personal needs.

Husbands hug your wife today and tell em how much ya luv her. God bless

[NoahsMom]

wow. that was beautiful.

[Nalu]

Outstanding post!

[FrankensteinGirls]

aw, lovely.

[Catlynn]

aww this is the kind of encouraging and uplifting post I've been waiting to see in this forum! Thanks!

[zeroturbulence]

That was truly beautiful. I knew there was a reason why I adore women so much.

[amazed]

What a privilege to be a woman !

[wwjd_kilden]

awww, thanks for sharing

[leelee]

thank-you for that. sometimes it is easy to forget.

[BrittanyJones]

It was cute, thank you :-)

[Shilo]

Thank you so nice to read!

[pickles]

Thankyou for the smile you brought to my day!

God bless you!
pickles

[surrender2God]

Thank you for sharing that. May God bless you.

[Kerri]

Made me cry, but in a good way Thank you very much. I think every woman needs be reminded how special God made us.

This made me tear up.

[basschick]

That made me smile-I needed that Thank you!

Ok, as expected, hahahahaha. The ladies are so thrilled about this thread..

Well do you want my honest opinion?, i'm NOT impressed

[annie123]

oh tobby!!!!.. you always have an egg to lay! hehe

[Calmador]

This is nice =] also... another flaw is their too emotional (hide behind rock) :3

[Phia]

Awwww Bob_w thanks for sharing that man that was one sweet post and so true..really made me smile..Thank you! and Calmador..you're a Monkey -_- at least we show emotions