Kids Say the Darndest Things...

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Aussie_Gurl

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oh man i totally agree, my neice she is three, i mean everything she does is cute, but the most recient one was when i was on webcam with her n she wanted to call me on the phone.... i gave her the number here but my mum put the wrong number in n called someone else but jett my neice was talking saying i miss u, when u comming home, i thought it was funny. cos she was talking to a stranger thinking it was me! lol
 
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Amberjune

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So I was talking with my neice ( age: 6 ) and I asked her what kind of things I should look for in a man and she said " One that knows how to write a check because even if there is tons of love there is still going to be tons of bills!"
 
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Nichole-4-Christ

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there were these 2 kids and they were eating chocolate cake and one piece was bigger than the other and the mums like " you know Jesus would of given his brother the biggest piece"

the brother waits for a 2nd then says to his little brother " you can play Jesus"
 
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sweetnshy

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Hahaha, Nichole, that's so cute!!!!! Smart kid too! :p

The other day a little first grade boy told me that his grandma cooks everything "from scrap."
 
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minnesotablu

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haha okay so at work on friday i made some mac n cheese for the 3 kids i watch taylor (8), brynn (5) and kobe (2) and after eating down their first helpings they asked for more and noticed i didn't get more for myself. taylor piped up and was like "jenni... aren't you going to have more?" and i said "no that's alright, i've had pleanty! :)" and then brynn said "Oh geez! I hope you're not try to get skinny!" and i said "Oh? why is that?" and she replied with "because i like it when you're squishy! you give better hugs!!" LOL i laughed so hard and had to give her a hug after that! it was so cute!
 
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NoahsMom

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Heres a short story for ya...sometime last year we all went to the eye doctor for yearly visits, and well seein as how i burn my eye sockets out sittin in front of this puter, i needed readin glasses, soooo...i pick em out and a few days later i get em, so Noah comes home and says "Mom,your glasses are nice , but they make ya look older", and of course I say "How old do they make me look"? He says dang Mom, prolly about 36....to which I said " Son...I AM 36 "!!!! OH, he says.......
 
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Josh

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That Lords Prayer is the DARNEDEST of all the times.
Thats fanny sweet n shy.
Lol hahahahahahaha
 
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minnesotablu

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haha so this one is a little funny... (i have a lot of these! i have a very entertaining job lol) anyways... Kobe, the 2 year old I watch has had a couple of heart transplants so he's on this medication that makes him quite hairy... like monkey boy hairy :p well one day, i came into his big sister taylor's room and she had him sitting on the bed but i couldn't really see what she was doing... i took a couple of steps in and she had his shirt off and was gently combing his back hair! LOL then she asked if she could braid it... but i assured her it was not long enough! hahaha it was cute...
 
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1Corinthians13

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This morning the boys learned about Jesus' baptism in Sunday School. We went swimming this afternoon. Herb said "We're going into the pool to wash away our sins." When we were leaving, Joey waved at the pool and said "Bye, bye swim."
 
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lildustin

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my lil bro at time was 4 he know is 7 we were at mall he goes too our mom mom why is that nacked lady have no clothes on thats gross he said my mom looks over nad starts too laught tells him josh thats manakin its not real he was so determent find out what manakin was my mom just told him forget it
 
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coryjj

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well my nephew is 3 yera old we were at mcdonalds he goes too my mom i want chiken nuggets with ketchup inside my mom was like that is gross
 
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oneholyfire

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My aunt often tells this story about my cousin when he was a little boy. She was in the bathroom getting ready for the day and she was putting on her make up. He walked in, looked at her and said, "What's that mommy?" She said, "It's make-up". He asked her, "What's it for?'. She said," to make mommy beautiful". "Oh", he said, "Does it work?"

Another favorite story of mine was when my husband and I used to teach Sunday School to a class of 4 and 5 year olds. We had a very prominent family in the church. The father was a top executive in a major corporation. His young son was in our class. One day when we teaching the story of the prodigal son we talked about how he went far from home and spent all the money his father had given him. Sad and broken he had to return home empty handed. The young boy turned to us, and very curiously said, "How come he didn't go to the bank?"
 
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iraasuup

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Haha.. I love this thread! I have three nieces and a nephew, My eldest little niece Rebekah has just started 1st grade this year. She came home from school the other day and said to her brother Samuel (who is just 4 years old) 'I'm learning to write.' Without missing a beat, he responded with ' I'm learning to wipe my bum' LOL..

What a comeback!!
 
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vaz

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i was at work a couple of weeks ago and i went to the shop to get some milk as we had run out and i met my aunt and Godaughter so i asked my aunt where they had been turned out they had been to a soft play area just around the corner. So my Godaughter and her cousin are walking around the til area of the shop picking up the chocolates and screaming and then they turn to each other and walk right upto each other and start screaming, they just flat out squared upto each other it was so funni so we walk out after we get all the shopping and we were saying goodbye when Emily(my Goduaghter) spots a puddle all the while shes walked up the ramp screaming with me screaming back yes i screamed back in the middle of the street and she walks slying to this puddle me and my aunt were like Emily dont you dare and she at the edge of the water and her cousin Holly walks right into the puddle and jumps the laughter coming out of her was so cute i coudltn help but go awwwwww while her mum gave her into trouble she just giggled
 
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sweetnshy

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I heard this story about a 1st grade class at a Christian school. The teacher was telling the kids about how it's important to pray for people in other countries like China, because they don't have a lot of freedom and there are people who tell them how many children they can have and who don't let them have too many things and make them give those things away. And this little boy says "Mrs. So-and-so, I think those people are called democrats!" No offense to any democrats in here, but as a republican, I found it funny. :p
 
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imoss

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my 9 year old son: mom you look just like an angel in front of that window theres like a glow around your head.
Me: I AAAM an angel
My 5 year old: You arent an angel your a ninja!
 
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