Obama, the First Jewish President..

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So he is now a Jewish, Catholic, Christian, Muslim, president. He'll probably add a few more before he leaves office. I'll properly sum it up for you. He is a 100% Atheist president.
 
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I see it was Jeff Goldberg, Jonah's brother, who called him that. Immediately afterward, I'd imagine Jonah went over to his brother's house, rang the doorbell, and when Jeff opened the door, slapped him across the face.
 
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Viligant_Warrior said:
I see it was Jeff Goldberg, Jonah's brother, who called him that. Immediately afterward, I'd imagine Jonah went over to his brother's house, rang the doorbell, and when Jeff opened the door, slapped him across the face.
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Jonah has confessed to being an Old Testament kind of guy.
 
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Oh, Obama believes in God alright. The problem is that Obama foolishly thinks that he is God.



Billyd said:
So he is now a Jewish, Catholic, Christian, Muslim, president. He'll probably add a few more before he leaves office. I'll properly sum it up for you. He is a 100% Atheist president.
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Billyd said:
So he is now a Jewish, Catholic, Christian, Muslim, president. He'll probably add a few more before he leaves office. I'll properly sum it up for you. He is a 100% Atheist president.
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You forgot all that and a bag of greasy, cheap potato chips as well!
 
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yeah they called him that back in 2008, while still a nominee. he's not making it up.

Barack Obama - The First Jewish Presidential Nominee

as strictly literal as calling Bill Clinton "the first black president" -- which also literally, yes, some writers wrote -- but it's not something he just pulled out of thin air in order to enrage republicans.
 
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Billyd said:
So he is now a Jewish, Catholic, Christian, Muslim, president. He'll probably add a few more before he leaves office. I'll properly sum it up for you. He is a 100% Atheist president.
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which shows he is building a Tower of Confusion

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Then they said, "Come, let us build ourselves a city and a tower with its top in the heavens, and let us make a name for ourselves, lest we be dispersed over the face of the whole earth." And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of man had built. And the LORD said, "Behold, they are one people, and they have all one language, and this is only the beginning of what they will do. And nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and there confuse their language, so that they may not understand one another's speech." So the LORD dispersed them from there over the face of all the earth, and they left off building the city. Therefore its name was called Babel, because there the LORD confused the language of all the earth. And from there the LORD dispersed them over the face of all the earth.
(Gen 11:4-9)
 
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Two things I learned as a young man. Irish jokes are really funny... except when you tell them to Irishmen.

irish bare knuckle boxer - Google Search

I learned this after stupidly telling a joke about an Irish potato and a six pack of Guinness one night at a rowdy inner-city party while surrounded by drunken Irishmen.

I was a big, tough, martial arts trained adult male in those days with a reputation as a dangerous street fighter but I guess those micks hadn't gotten the news for I was lucky to make it out of there in one piece.

In the end, after throwing everything I had plus the kitchen sink at them, I kicked the guy in front of me square in the nads so hard he doubled over and jumped the back yard fence and ran for my ride and got the out of there.

I had to stop by the ER because one of them monsters had managed to land one that split my lower lip so bad my lower teeth were actually sticking thru it. At least they didn't bite off my nose or an ear. Nothing stitches didn't fix. Lol.

That was really stupid though for me to tell such a joke to a room full of rowdy drunken inner-city Irish young men. They were not amused.


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Now this jack wagon wants to steal the other part of my heritage!
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AgeofKnowledge said:
Two things I learned as a young man. Irish jokes are really funny... except when you tell them to Irishmen.

irish bare knuckle boxer - Google Search

I learned this after stupidly telling a joke about an Irish potato and a six pack of Guinness one night at a rowdy inner-city party while surrounded by drunken Irishmen.

I was a big, tough, martial arts trained adult male in those days with a reputation as a dangerous street fighter but I guess those micks hadn't gotten the news for I was lucky to make it out of there in one piece.

In the end, after throwing everything I had plus the kitchen sink at them, I kicked the guy in front of me square in the nads so hard he doubled over and jumped the back yard fence and ran for my ride and got the out of there.

I had to stop by the ER because one of them monsters had managed to land one that split my lower lip so bad my lower teeth were actually sticking thru it. At least they didn't bite off my nose or an ear. Nothing stitches didn't fix. Lol.

That was really stupid though for me to tell such a joke to a room full of rowdy drunken inner-city Irish young men. They were not amused.
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Don't tell me, Obama is Irish too.:(
 
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AgeofKnowledge said:
Two things I learned as a young man. Irish jokes are really funny... except when you tell them to Irishmen.

irish bare knuckle boxer - Google Search

I learned this after stupidly telling a joke about an Irish potato and a six pack of Guinness one night at a rowdy inner-city party while surrounded by drunken Irishmen.

I was a big, tough, martial arts trained adult male in those days with a reputation as a dangerous street fighter but I guess those micks hadn't gotten the news for I was lucky to make it out of there in one piece.

In the end, after throwing everything I had plus the kitchen sink at them, I kicked the guy in front of me square in the nads so hard he doubled over and jumped the back yard fence and ran for my ride and got the out of there.

I had to stop by the ER because one of them monsters had managed to land one that split my lower lip so bad my lower teeth were actually sticking thru it. At least they didn't bite off my nose or an ear. Nothing stitches didn't fix. Lol.

That was really stupid though for me to tell such a joke to a room full of rowdy drunken inner-city Irish young men. They were not amused.
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All that over a joke about "What's a seven-course meal to a ... ?"

Irish drunks got no sense of humor. Maybe the follow up of "to an American?" (six-pack of Bud and a Big Mac) would have placated them.



Next time, take a couple ex-Special Forces guys with you.
 
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I became a Christian two years later at age 25 so there hasn't been a need since as my conversion very much changed my life, lifestyle, behavior, goals, etc... as you would expect to occur in a genuine conversion in which a person is born again by God. Good thing too! God saved my soul and my life. :)

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Next time, take a couple ex-Special Forces guys with you.
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Billyd said:
So he is now a Jewish, Catholic, Christian, Muslim, president. He'll probably add a few more before he leaves office. I'll properly sum it up for you. He is a 100% Atheist president.
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It would certainly seem from his policies and public addresses that he is atheistic in his beliefs but you know what he is under God's sovereign command....Hallelujah!
 
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Pottyone said:
It would certainly seem from his policies and public addresses that he is atheistic in his beliefs but you know what he is under God's sovereign command....Hallelujah!
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Somehow I'm doubting he's paying any attention to God. In the case of the unbeliever, God props him/her up in a position in which He wants him/her, knowing he/she will do whatever it is he/she will do, having rejected God and nonetheless will do to God's purpose, but without God having anything to do with it.
 
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