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melita916

melita916

Senior Member
#21
Aug 12, 2011
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i don't like pizza

or ice cream

or chocolate.
 
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FreeNChrist

Guest
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#25
I believe that Adam and Eve were not the first humans.
I believe that because there are earthquakes it means the end is imminent.
I believe that Muhammad was really Jesus Christ.
I believe adultery and fornication are cool with God.
I believe in once saved, maybe saved.
I believe I'm going to hell cause I ate some pepperoni.
I believe Pharisees were just misunderstood good guys.
I believe Jesus is using Muslims to punish America.
I believe I'll need another "opposite" day, tomorrow.
 
Sirk

Sirk

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Mar 2, 2016
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Women are inferior to men. Men need them only to serve however we men see fit....mostly cooking and cleaning and vacuuming things, taking the dog to the groomer etc. Women should only be allowed to drive 15 years old or older cars.
 
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ember

Guest
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#27
Sirk said:
I'm probably the smartest person on this forum. The mods send me private emails all the time telling me to keep making everyone look stupid like I do....they tell me that I need to let my light really shine and not hide it under a lampshade.
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jokes on you bud

those emails are from me and the mods told me to send them to keep you busy so they could do their work
 
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AuntieAnt

Guest
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#28
I really regret...
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coby2

Guest
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#30
Someone who just saved tons of money on Valentines day by switching to single should buy chocolate from it and send it to me.
 
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ember

Guest
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#31
I don't like summer

I'm so happy winter just keeps hanging on

In fact, I hope this IS summer
 
Sirk

Sirk

Banned
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Mar 2, 2016
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ember said:
jokes on you bud

those emails are from me and the mods told me to send them to keep you busy so they could do their work
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I have a cousin in Canada that knows you....he lives in Regina. We were talking the other day and your name came up and he said that he's known you for a number of years. I can't really go into any detail about what he told me on this open forum but if you wanna pm me I'd be happy to share what he said.
 
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BrotherJustin

Guest
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#33
FreeNChrist said:
I believe that Adam and Eve were not the first humans.
I believe that because there are earthquakes it means the end is imminent.
I believe that Muhammad was really Jesus Christ.
I believe adultery and fornication are cool with God.
I believe in once saved, maybe saved.
I believe I'm going to hell cause I ate some pepperoni.
I believe Pharisees were just misunderstood good guys.
I believe Jesus is using Muslims to punish America.
I believe I'll need another "opposite" day, tomorrow.
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I agree 100% with the beliefs you have shared here!

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blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

Senior Member
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Feb 21, 2014
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Algae and wheat grass are tasty.. Really, you should try them.

*snort*

;)
 
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ember

Guest
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#36
Originally Posted by Sirk
I'm probably the smartest person on this forum. The mods send me private emails all the time telling me to keep making everyone look stupid like I do....they tell me that I need to let my light really shine and not hide it under a lampshade.
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further, they said you would say they already told you that in order to actually keep me busy
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

Senior Member
#37
Feb 21, 2014
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Sirk is NOT an alien disguised as the Geico ghecko..
 
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BrotherJustin

Guest
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#38
Everyone who comments on this thread wins a prize.
 
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ember

Guest
#39
#39
Sirk said:
I have a cousin in Canada that knows you....he lives in Regina. We were talking the other day and your name came up and he said that he's known you for a number of years. I can't really go into any detail about what he told me on this open forum but if you wanna pm me I'd be happy to share what he said.
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well that's just weird

I mean how many embers are there?

but wait......we'll send you another ember and a spark for only 15.99 and they come with their own matches
 
Sirk

Sirk

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Mar 2, 2016
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ember said:
further, they said you would say they already told you that in order to actually keep me busy
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I wasn't gonna say that because it's supposed to be opposite day and I didn't want to sin against the spirit of this thread.
 
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