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    Default Re: Presbyterian/Baptist War

    Quote Originally Posted by Lighthearted View Post
    LMBO! That's awesome! Does your gal know what she's gotten herself into?
    You guys are somethin' else!
    Romeo and Juliet
    Sanging a duet
    To the tune of 'Hippy, Hippy, Shake'
    A # 1 hit it'll make

    Unless someone drinks some poison
    And t'others stabs themselves to death
    'Cause then, in time they'll ever be frozen
    And Shakespeare's best play will then be MacBeth
    "There are two Christs in all of us who are saved."
    KJV1611

    "The Christ in me IS NOT the same Christ that's in someone who came to understand Christ a different way than I did."
    KJV1611


    "I don't have the same standard as you, I could care less what the originals say."
    KJV1611

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    Oh trust me. She knows!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lighthearted View Post
    LMBO! That's awesome! Does your gal know what she's gotten herself into?
    You guys are somethin' else!
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    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Desdichado steps into the ring
    To box the burley Ricky Gobb
    He's such a burley looking thing
    It makes him want another job

    They meet in the middle of the ring
    From the ref they get their instructions
    Des goes back to his corner crying
    Bracing himself for certain destruction

    The timekeeper rings the bell
    Gobb rushes him like a ox
    Des closes his eyes and swings, Gobb just fell
    Des thinks, “Hmmph, maybe I can box!”

    The ref counts to ten
    Then raises Des’ hand in triumph
    Des struts around, practicing his zen
    He says aloud, “I just kicked this bozo’s rump!”

    Ricky Gobb never moved again
    That was his last fight
    His funeral was in his den
    Dressed in his boxing tights

    Des prances out of the ring
    Then hops upon his chopper
    Proud as if over the world he’s king
    And loudly proclaims, “I’m the everlasting Gobb stopper!”
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    "There are two Christs in all of us who are saved."
    KJV1611

    "The Christ in me IS NOT the same Christ that's in someone who came to understand Christ a different way than I did."
    KJV1611


    "I don't have the same standard as you, I could care less what the originals say."
    KJV1611

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    "Speak Friend and Enter"
    I say "Mellon"
    In the mines we scamper
    Goodbye to the moon and sun

    My staff gleams and guides
    The Presby Fellowship
    Thru chasms deep and wide
    Where riches once did drip

    An an atheist host appeared
    Their maws gaping wide
    To deeper vaults we steered
    And among the bones to hide

    A theonomist awoke them
    Drums in the deep
    A fool of a Christian
    It'd be better if he'd sleep

    Rams bashed the gate
    Reduced our hull to splinter
    We'd make them meet their fate
    The host of godless winter

    Thru odds overwhelming
    The Presbys fought and ran
    Their election telling
    Thru prowess and elan

    Until they were surrounded
    By those sons of Mars
    Prepared to make their stand
    As the Franks at Tours (pronounced Too-ars for you non-Francophones)

    With sword and axe raised
    Both sides prepared to wheel
    Til' something that amazed
    Halted course of steel

    Darkness turned to red
    With flames as from Gehenna
    Power to make and raise the dead
    Pass fatal referenda

    The primordial roar did boom
    Froze every living spine
    A harbinger of doom
    "London, 1689"

    Out and up the wall
    The twisted host did scurry
    Leaving Presbys in the hall
    To face the Baptist fury

    "Run, run, run
    Leave the Baptist to himself!
    Do no tarry, halt, or stun
    He's more obnoxious than an elf!"

    Channeling our flight
    We made way toward the exit
    The Baptist chased with all his might
    Our fates were truly writ

    Upon the narrow bridge
    He yelled "Eternal duels."
    I turned to my companions
    Uttered "Fly you fools!"

    We lept into the crevice
    Me and the Baptist beast
    I smacked him with my chalice
    He beckoned me to feast

    For weeks we fought
    Til' we both met our death
    Upon the highest spot
    Where none could draw a breath

    A great foe indeed
    He did the Presby smite
    But God favored me
    I return clad in white
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    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Des, can I get a
    Woof woof?
    You've went AWOL, went
    Poof poof!

    Was it because
    Of a double toothache
    And had pulled a
    Tooth tooth?

    You need to be here
    Telling everybody the
    Truth truth
    Not going to the
    Restroom going
    Poop poop!

    So Des,
    Can I get a
    Woof woof?
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    "There are two Christs in all of us who are saved."
    KJV1611

    "The Christ in me IS NOT the same Christ that's in someone who came to understand Christ a different way than I did."
    KJV1611


    "I don't have the same standard as you, I could care less what the originals say."
    KJV1611

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    Bark!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by SovereignGrace View Post
    Des, can I get a
    Woof woof?
    You've went AWOL, went
    Poof poof!

    Was it because
    Of a double toothache
    And had pulled a
    Tooth tooth?

    You need to be here
    Telling everybody the
    Truth truth
    Not going to the
    Restroom going
    Poop poop!

    So Des,
    Can I get a
    Woof woof?
    Laish and SovereignGrace like this.
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Am I a dog that you may come at me with sticks
    Asking me to woof
    Expecting growls and licks?

    You sir a cat!
    With sharpened tooth and claw
    Dextrous limbs and gaping maw

    "How dare you sir," say you "This is blood libel!"
    Ah, but like the Dispy system
    Cats aren't mentioned in the Bible

    Meow
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    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Default Re: Presbyterian/Baptist War

    Amen, nice poem

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    I'm not so sure if "amen" is a proper response to any of our poems. But thank you!

    And feel free to drop your own lines!

    Quote Originally Posted by LW97 View Post
    Amen, nice poem
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Default Re: Presbyterian/Baptist War

    Des is a dog
    Who I beat with sticks
    He’s wise as a log
    And his head is thick as a brick

    He can’t get a hint
    Neither can he a clue
    Guess I will stay in a bent
    Until my face turns blue

    He has went AWOL
    Yet he doesn’t even know
    That’s why I keep yelling over there
    Des, hello?
    "There are two Christs in all of us who are saved."
    KJV1611

    "The Christ in me IS NOT the same Christ that's in someone who came to understand Christ a different way than I did."
    KJV1611


    "I don't have the same standard as you, I could care less what the originals say."
    KJV1611

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