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    Default Presbyterian/Baptist War

    Crash rings the cannon thru dale and empty field
    Six months armistice and peace torn asunder
    I laugh anticipating the Baptist's blunder
    The sword of truth and decency I wield
    Baby and Brandy I shall never once yield
    Meet me on the mountain and upon the plain
    Brave Baptist bring your rhymes and flow til' dawn
    For I stand ready to drink and dunk your spawn
    Must you deal with those who think they have been slain? (in the spirit)
    When a Presby waits here to bring truest pain

    Speak now and prepare for true devastation
    For your paster is a Dispy and your Deacon is Arminian
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Default Re: Presbyterian/Baptist War

    You have thrown down the gauntlet to a die-hard Calvinist


    Embrace the Grace and Rejoice in His Everlasting Mercy and Love

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    Don't yield me bro! Lol
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    Now I'm just going to act like Brad Pitt's Achilles in Troy, standing outside the gate begging for my rival to emerge by shouting his name repeatedly.

    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    SOVEREIGN GRACE!
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Fight me you bleedn' Baptist starfish!

    *swig
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    Speak now and prepare for true devastation
    For your paster is a Dispy and your Deacon is Arminian
    I think you mean pastor?

    *Gently pries brandy from Desdichado's grip*


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    SovereignGrace- Forget about modalism. Modalists are going to Hell.

    You'll have to contend with me for an eternity and now is the time to prepare!
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    We'll say it was a stylistic choice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Magenta View Post
    I think you mean pastor?

    *Gently pries brandy from Desdichado's grip*
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    Y'all are crackin' me up!
    Is your Jesus light shining?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    We'll say it was a stylistic choice.
    Pasted, wasted, what's the diff among friends?

    Tipsy dipsy!


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    SovereignGrace, I'll define one for you!

    One account to rule them all
    One account to get ya riled
    One account to remind you all of my unchallenged guile
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Just you wait. He and I can exchange friendly insult poems for pages when we get going.

    People seem to read them too! We're just a barrel of laughs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lighthearted View Post
    Y'all are crackin' me up!
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    Just you wait. He and I can exchange friendly insult poems for pages when we get going.

    People seem to read them too! We're just a barrel of laughs.
    You guys are brilliant in the crossfire


    Embrace the Grace and Rejoice in His Everlasting Mercy and Love

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    I think he's ignoring you...lol
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    Dawww thanks. It's actually made me a better poet for my girlfriend.

    Don't ask how this helps the juices flow for love poetry. I. don't. know.

    I don't want to know come to think of it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Magenta View Post
    You guys are brilliant in the crossfire
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    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    He definitely noticed the thread title and me banging on my high chair.

    It's a matter of time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lighthearted View Post
    I think he's ignoring you...lol
    We seek him here, we seek him there,
    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desdichado View Post
    He definitely noticed the thread title and me banging on my high chair.

    It's a matter of time.
    Thanks man...lol...I just peed my pants!
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    How did I know
    Just from the title
    That my foe Desdichado
    Was chompin' at his bridle?

    He's been away for too long
    Laying on the beach
    Wearing his thong
    Musing the writings of Keach

    But alas I am know
    He's no match for yours' truly
    His style of artistry
    Is making pictures by peeing in the snow.

    WORD!!!

    Those drunken bums
    Magenta, Lighthearted and becc like this.
    "There are two Christs in all of us who are saved."
    KJV1611

    "The Christ in me IS NOT the same Christ that's in someone who came to understand Christ a different way than I did."
    KJV1611


    "I don't have the same standard as you, I could care less what the originals say."
    KJV1611

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    Presby's cannons shoot like Marty Feldman
    Was the one doing the shootin'
    They fly through the air with the greatest of ease
    But their hits were like those of the Storm Troopers
    Desdichado and Lighthearted like this.
    "There are two Christs in all of us who are saved."
    KJV1611

    "The Christ in me IS NOT the same Christ that's in someone who came to understand Christ a different way than I did."
    KJV1611


    "I don't have the same standard as you, I could care less what the originals say."
    KJV1611

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