Sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red nosed Reindeer
Kobe's got all these haters
Cause he's scorin all them points
But the new Lakers roster
You might say it disappoints
All of the Lakers owners
Wonder why they cant win games
Cause they spent all this money
To recruit these big time names
Then they hired D'Antoni
Will he find a way
To reverse this losing streak
Will he change the way they play
Will these new Lakers players
Dwight Howard and Steve Nash
Step up and earn their payroll
Justifying all that cash
Kobe's got all these haters
Cause he's scorin all them points
But the new Lakers roster
You might say it disappoints
All of the Lakers owners
Wonder why they cant win games
Cause they spent all this money
To recruit these big time names
Then they hired D'Antoni
Will he find a way
To reverse this losing streak
Will he change the way they play
Will these new Lakers players
Dwight Howard and Steve Nash
Step up and earn their payroll
Justifying all that cash