Silly poem sleeping with a snorer

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Khyber

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There's a pig in my bed
I can't turn I'm too scared
I can hear it getting louder, it's moving around

If I hold my breath and close my eyes really tight
When I open them it maybe gone in the night.

Whistling and snorting it's actually quite nice
Soothing relaxing, snorting and grunting

Good night mr pig you can stay my bed but please don't snort spray into my head
 

crossnote

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Nov 24, 2012
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Ha Ha Ha...otherwise titled 'Sleep Apnea's Lament'
Great piece.
 

Ellie

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Hahaha, very cute!
 
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Khyber

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Thanks it was fun to write :)