Hey! Welcome to CC.
I am not sure what I look for in a woman. I love food. Maybe a woman in the form of a cookie? But if I eat her up, I will need another one.. And another ..
One time I was out with my gf and I was really hungry. I had a light dinner the previous night. And since we were going for an all-you-can-eat buffet for lunch, I had a light breakfast too.
While we were waiting for the buffet to open, I was looking at her and thinking 'Is she edible?' My tummy growled in response. I was just about to .. Thankfully the waiter interrupted my thoughts and led us to the buffet counter.
(P.S. Obviously, I am joking about the part where I wanted to eat her up. But I was THAT hungry.)
(P.P.S. Yes, I have a warped sense of humour. Now deal with it.)