To set the stage: someone mentioned something about being normal. My chatroom stats are "Age: 9045 Gender: Neutral Location: Antria, a planet in the Xyphos Nebula" because I don't like to give out my real stats....... so I have fun with fake ones.
What follows is what was spawned from a random comment, my off-beat stats and a very bored and inventive mind.
[01:00am] * Isaac is normal
[01:01am] <Isaac> I am just like everyone else here on Xyphos. We all share the same brain and run our bodies by telepathy.
[01:01am] <BoredGirl> wow
[01:01am] * Quits: CAguy (java@~-794C4525.sd.sd.cox.net) (Quit: Jesus loves me, this I know...)
[01:01am] <Isaac> When I can catch a targizh and get its brain, I can download my personality unit to that brain.
[01:01am] <BoredGirl> no wonder you cant move fast
[01:01am] <Isaac> Then I won't have to share the community brain with everyone else.
[01:01am] <BoredGirl> your brain is to slow to move that fast
[01:01am] <BoredGirl> lol
[01:02am] <BoredGirl> you have to share
[01:02am] <BoredGirl> yours is not going to work down her on earth
[01:02am] <BoredGirl> here*
[01:03am] <BoredGirl> we work in a fast pace enviroment
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[01:03am] <Isaac> Oh we think fast. The community brain is very large.
[01:03am] <BoredGirl> wb
[01:03am] <BoredGirl> you sure
[01:03am] <Isaac> But there's always someone hogging the Xathan lobe, that controls telepathic control of our bodies.
[01:03am] <Isaac>
[01:04am] <BoredGirl> oh
[01:04am] <BoredGirl> i see
[01:04am] <BoredGirl> why do you do that
[01:04am] <BoredGirl> you need to share
[01:04am] <Isaac> I do share
[01:04am] <Isaac> But not everyone does
[01:05am] <BoredGirl> sure whatever
[01:05am] <BoredGirl> lol
[01:05am] <Isaac> Some people try to eat up more telepathic bandwidth than others so they can have better fine muscle control.
[01:05am] <BoredGirl> oh
[01:05am] <Isaac> As if being able to wiggle your ears will help you catch a targizh
[01:06am] <BoredGirl> oh
[01:06am] <BoredGirl> must have some big ears then
[01:06am] <Isaac> No, it's just that our bodies are born with no brains, so we have to control the bodies from the central brain
[01:07am] <Isaac> Until we can catch a targizh and use its brain
[01:07am] <BoredGirl> so you havent caught one yet
[01:07am] <BoredGirl> thats explans alot
[01:07am] <Isaac> You could use anything really, from a voldir on up, but a targizh has the biggest and fastest brain you can get
[01:07am] <BoredGirl> oh
[01:07am] <BoredGirl> i see
[01:08am] <BoredGirl> so you have to have a bog head to hold it
[01:08am] <BoredGirl> big*
[01:08am] <Isaac> No, just a normal size head. Even a targizh brain won't stretch the cranial capacity of a normal Xyphosian body.
[01:09am] <BoredGirl> i see
[01:09am] <BoredGirl> whats normal there
[01:09am] <BoredGirl> since you have no bodies like us
[01:10am] <Isaac> It would be impossible to explain in your english language
[01:10am] <BoredGirl> i see
[01:10am] <Isaac> You have no words for the parts of our bodies.
[01:11am] <Isaac> The closest you have for our manipulative appendages is "tentacles"
[01:12am] <Isaac> But that's not really accurate
[01:12am] <Isaac> It's more like tentacles with millions of little hands
[01:12am] <Isaac> But they're not really hands
[01:12am] <ChRiSsY> wow, what did i miss?!
[01:12am] <BoredGirl> i see
[01:12am] <Isaac> They are more like microscopic hooks
[01:13am] <BoredGirl> i see
[01:13am] <Isaac> Scroll up Chrissy
[01:13am] <Isaac> BoredGirl is so bored she got curious about what we Xyphosians look like
The saga continues............
[01:57pm] <browneyes> bored isaac?
[01:57pm] <Isaac> No, I'm running some music files
[01:57pm] <browneyes> i take it u like music
[01:57pm] <Isaac> I only WISH I were bored
[01:58pm] <Isaac> Nah, can't stand music. Why?
[01:58pm] <browneyes> lol
[01:58pm] <browneyes> seems to be all you talk about
[01:58pm] <browneyes> at least, it is when i'm in here
[01:58pm] <browneyes>
[01:58pm] <Isaac> No, I talk about my planet too.
[01:58pm] <browneyes> oh yes
[01:58pm] <browneyes> how are the fellow aliens on your home world?
[01:58pm] <Isaac> To me they are not aliens. To us YOU are the aliens
[01:59pm] <browneyes> so exactly what galaxy is your planet in?
[01:59pm] <Isaac> Didn't you read my stats?
[01:59pm] <Isaac> MyStats ===>> Age: 9045 Gender: Neutral Location: Antria, a planet in the Xyphos Nebula <<=== MyStats
[01:59pm] <browneyes> wow
[02:00pm] <browneyes> ur old
[02:00pm] <browneyes> lol
[02:00pm] <Isaac> No, we just have really short years
[02:00pm] <browneyes> so one year to us is how many years to ya'll?
[02:00pm] <Isaac> Our planet goes around the sun so fast you could get a headache from the g forces if you stand up too quickly.
[02:01pm] <browneyes> I see
[02:01pm] <Isaac> Makes gravity interesting though. You're a lot heavier at night than you are in the daytime.
[02:01pm] <Isaac> So you want to do your shopping in the daytime.
[02:01pm] <browneyes> why is that?
[02:01pm] <Isaac> Because then packages will be lighter.
[02:02pm] <browneyes> so do u have flying cars?
[02:03pm] <Isaac> No
[02:03pm] <Isaac> We have mass transport.
[02:03pm] <browneyes> ahhh
[02:03pm] <Isaac> It's a little thing we wear usually on the third uulongh (those things like tentacles, but not)
[02:04pm] <Isaac> Looks a bit like one of your smaller wristwatches
[02:04pm] <Isaac> It's the controller for the mass transport grid.
[02:04pm] <browneyes> then why does it matter what time you shop if you travel by mass transport?
[02:04pm] <Isaac> Well you still have to carry packages
[02:04pm] <Isaac> I didn't say TELEport
[02:04pm] <browneyes> lol
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[02:04pm] <browneyes> i know
[02:04pm] <Isaac> The grid just picks you up and puts you down somewhere else.
[02:05pm] <browneyes> you ran lightbulb off to
[02:05pm] <Isaac> Wer're still working on teleport
[02:05pm] <browneyes> want a tic tac?
[02:05pm] <Isaac> It's like flying, but you have to control where you go with the wristwatch-like device.
[02:05pm] <Isaac> And the grid keeps track of everyone to make sure we don't run into each other mid-air
[02:06pm] <browneyes> what happens if the grid breaks?
[02:06pm] <Isaac> Are you kidding? Something that important, we have TONS of redundancies and backups.
[02:07pm] <Isaac> Wouldn't be good for everyone in mid-transport to suddenly fall out of the sky.
[02:07pm] <browneyes> mmmm....
[02:07pm] <Isaac> Could get a broken tharynx, especially if it is nighttime with higher gravity.
[02:07pm] <browneyes> so is your skin green
[02:07pm] <browneyes> do u glow in the dark?
[02:07pm] <Isaac> Why would my skin be green?
[02:07pm] <Isaac> Why would I glow in the dark?
[02:08pm] <Isaac> My skin is a quite normal iridescent purple
[02:08pm] <browneyes> purple was my next guess
[02:08pm] <browneyes> lol
[02:08pm] <browneyes> purple with green spots
[02:09pm] <Isaac> What purpose would glowing in the dark serve? We can see in the bands you call infrared and ultraviolet, so we have (by your standards) great night vision.
[02:09pm] <browneyes> do you have chocolate on your planet?
[02:09pm] <Isaac> No
[02:09pm] <Isaac> We have to get it shipped in
[02:09pm] <Isaac> And the shipping is unbelievable.
[02:10pm] <browneyes> i don't care what color you are or even if you can fly
[02:10pm] <Isaac> We have to send a robot that looks like a human to buy it.
[02:10pm] <browneyes> NOTHING compares with chocolate
[02:10pm] <Isaac> I never said we could fly
[02:10pm] <browneyes> i said not even if you COULD fly
[02:10pm] <Isaac> Last shipment the robot found some Lindt chocolate. That's the only brand we are going to order it to get next trip.
[02:10pm] <Isaac>
[02:11pm] <browneyes> no knid of advanced technologe can compare with chocolate
[02:11pm] <Isaac> Yeah, I know. We tried to replicate it, but the replicated chocolate stunk.
[02:11pm] <browneyes> you can't replicate something that good
[02:12pm] <browneyes> don't you think since chocolate is made out of beans it should be considered a vegetable and therefore be in the food pyramid?
[02:13pm] <Isaac> Um............ it already is, in my science. It is recognized as the most important of the five major food groups.
[02:13pm] <browneyes> i tried that with my mom when i was little
[02:14pm] <browneyes> it didn't work
[02:14pm] <browneyes> lol
[02:14pm] <Isaac> Your mom is not as scientifically advanced as we are.
[02:14pm] <browneyes> no she's not
