Page 2 of 14 FirstFirst 123412 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 40 of 262
Like Tree562Likes

Christian Singles Forum

Christian and single? Seek (or give) advice and encouragement here.

Thread: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

  1. #21
    Senior Member seoulsearch's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 23rd, 2009
    Age
    43
    Posts
    10,132
    Rep Power
    171

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyfish07 View Post
    You'll be desensitized by then, I'll prep your nose with a few dutch ovens before we go to roller-coaster land. (For those of you that don't know, a dutch oven is when you fart under the blanket, throw the covers over your girlfriends head, and hold her down inside the blanket).
    Um... Donkey... I know we've been talking about cooking in this thread but... I'm thinking I'll stay as far away from your idea of kitchen appliances as possible!
    Donkeyfish07, Pipp and cinder like this.
    Catfish are for catching, not for courting. Who is the person you're really talking to?

    I'm just a nerd hiding in plain sight who is totally inept at taking selfies. (Yes... I blinked at the last minute.)








  2. #22
    Jacob_Fitzgerald
    Guest

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by ELECT View Post
    Eve got that right for sure and look at the outcome
    What can I say, the family trait goes way back.

  3. #23
    Senior Member Donkeyfish07's Avatar
    Join Date
    January 14th, 2013
    Age
    31
    Posts
    3,893
    Rep Power
    18

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    Um... Donkey... I know we've been talking about cooking in this thread but... I'm thinking I'll stay as far away from your idea of kitchen appliances as possible!
    You'll never see it coming :P

    blueorchidjd and Yahshua like this.
    Romans 10: 13 - For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

  4. #24
    Senior Member Lynx's Avatar
    Join Date
    August 13th, 2014
    Age
    39
    Posts
    11,261
    Rep Power
    120

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    1. I'm a musical omnivore. Any style of music you like, I probably have some of it in my collection.

    2. I'm a food omnivore too. Anything except fast food. If we go out to eat we are NOT going to Hardees. But aside from that, I'm cool with whatever you want to eat - japanese, chinese, grecian, mexican, I'll find something to eat wherever we go.

    3. I can make your computer do just about anything you want.
    seoulsearch and lil_christian like this.
    "Do you sing at church?"
    "Yes I sing at church. And I sing at work. And I sing at home... and in the car... at the supermarket... at Wal-Mart..."

  5. #25
    Jacob_Fitzgerald
    Guest

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    4. I don't play video games.

    5. I'm an Irishman.
    Pipp likes this.

  6. #26
    Senior Member jeremyPJ's Avatar
    Join Date
    November 2nd, 2013
    Age
    53
    Posts
    724
    Rep Power
    7

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    This is a trick question, right?
    joefizz likes this.

  7. #27
    Idiot in Chief Oncefallen's Avatar
    Join Date
    January 15th, 2011
    Age
    48
    Posts
    4,475
    Rep Power
    10

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    1. I'm a musical omnivore. Any style of music you like, I probably have some of it in my collection
    Even rap????


    nvm..........just remembered that rap isn't music

  8. #28
    Senior Member Mo0448's Avatar
    Join Date
    June 10th, 2013
    Age
    30
    Posts
    1,204
    Blog Entries
    2
    Rep Power
    8

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Oncefallen View Post
    Even rap????


    nvm..........just remembered that rap isn't music
    I have the perfect thing for this very moment!

    I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons,neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
    Romans 8: 38-39

    My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.”
    2 Corinthians 12

  9. #29
    Senior Member MartyrNdaMaKn's Avatar
    Join Date
    January 22nd, 2013
    Age
    35
    Posts
    4,483
    Rep Power
    9

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    1) enjoying playing/watching sports

    2) Shopping

    3) More Shopping
    seoulsearch and JesusLives like this.
    When you are down to nothing, God is always up to something.

  10. #30
    Senior Member Roh_Chris's Avatar
    Join Date
    June 15th, 2014
    Age
    29
    Posts
    4,728
    Rep Power
    24

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Okay, after reading everybody's posts I must say that I would stand in the queue for seoulsearch and kayem77.

    Now is my turn-
    1. I can sing and can play the guitar and a bit of keys. I am part of a band and I have my own fan page (no kidding!).
    2. I can't cook but I can take you to the best restaurants in town that serve the tastiest food!
    3. I love to eat and I can challenge you to an eating competition anyday! (Just not fast foods)
    4. I love to drive and I love long journeys.
    5. If you like my sense of humour, then you are awesome.

    I am sure I have more points to add.
    seoulsearch and Rachel20 like this.

  11. #31
    Senior Member zeroturbulence's Avatar
    Join Date
    August 2nd, 2009
    Age
    51
    Posts
    18,627
    Blog Entries
    21
    Rep Power
    173

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    1. I won't chew up your furniture

    2. I don't shed much

    3. I'm housebroken
    My dad was the greatest dad I could have ever asked for. Thank you, Dad..

    "If you talk about scripture more than you talk about God, then you've missed the point".
    - A Retired Minister

    Quote Originally Posted by loverofjesus27 View Post
    Who owns this site? Why is it bad to have fun?? And where is Harpy Eagle ??



  12. #32
    Senior Member Lynx's Avatar
    Join Date
    August 13th, 2014
    Age
    39
    Posts
    11,261
    Rep Power
    120

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Oncefallen View Post
    Even rap????


    nvm..........just remembered that rap isn't music
    Believe it or else... er, believe it or not I have a few christian rap albums in my collection. Not many, because I still think rap is just talking in rhythm. And in "rap" the "c" is silent. But there are a few - a very few - good christian rap groups. Papa San, Level 3:16, Shachah, MOC: Jersey Chica... that's all I have right now.
    lil_christian and Tintin like this.
    "Do you sing at church?"
    "Yes I sing at church. And I sing at work. And I sing at home... and in the car... at the supermarket... at Wal-Mart..."

  13. #33
    Senior Member seoulsearch's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 23rd, 2009
    Age
    43
    Posts
    10,132
    Rep Power
    171

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Roh_Chris View Post
    Okay, after reading everybody's posts I must say that I would stand in the queue for seoulsearch and kayem77.

    2. I can't cook but I can take you to the best restaurants in town that serve the tastiest food!
    3. I love to eat and I can challenge you to an eating competition anyday! (Just not fast foods)
    4. I love to drive and I love long journeys.

    I am sure I have more points to add.
    This is a guy after my own heart.

    Roh, have I ever mentioned that I once won an eating contest... Yes, it was against 3 other girls. But did I mention, one of those women was 7 months pregnant? And I still cleaned the plate, literally. Nothing like a good challenge!

    *Confidently steps into Roh Chris's queue.*
    Roh_Chris likes this.
    Catfish are for catching, not for courting. Who is the person you're really talking to?

    I'm just a nerd hiding in plain sight who is totally inept at taking selfies. (Yes... I blinked at the last minute.)








  14. #34
    Senior Member Shouryu's Avatar
    Join Date
    December 16th, 2011
    Age
    39
    Posts
    2,355
    Blog Entries
    10
    Rep Power
    15

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lynx View Post
    Not many, because I still think rap is just talking in rhythm.
    So, rhythm in itself isn't music? I invite all of you self-professed music experts to come to my classroom and tell my snare drum students that when they play their solos for Solo Festival in a few weeks that what they are doing is not music, since it is pitchless rhythm.

    (And for your information, I get to make 11-year olds cry because I've earned it by dealing with them everyday. You guys, on the other hand, have earned nothing​ regarding the privilege of making my students cry.)

    Regarding the 3 reasons...I have been called, by various women friends here in El Paso, the El Paso Unicorn. The gag is that I am the mythical creature that all the single ladies here supposedly want, since

    3. I have my own (running) car (two, technically)
    2. I have a steady, good-paying job
    1. I have no ex-wives or any children.

    Of course, the irony is that even though all the ladies are supposedly looking for that, they AREN'T lining up to knock down my front door. (I know why, and truthfully...I'm fine with it. ^_^ )
    --Shour the Bore: derailer of threads, great and small

    "GET IT, SON." - Rachelsedge

    "Want to be miserable in your Christian faith? Limit God." - iTOREtheSKY

    ...if you hide your age in the forums, I assume you're a 13-year-old who's trying to hide the fact that you're a 13-year-old.

  15. #35
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    January 3rd, 2013
    Age
    34
    Posts
    20,303
    Rep Power
    0

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Name three reasons why women would line up to date you.

    They wouldn't.

    (But I'm enjoying this thread)

  16. #36
    Senior Member seoulsearch's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 23rd, 2009
    Age
    43
    Posts
    10,132
    Rep Power
    171

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shouryu View Post
    (And for your information, I get to make 11-year olds cry because I've earned it by dealing with them everyday. )
    I don't know about anyone else, but this fact alone is making me want to step into Shour's line... (Ironically, I'm sure I'd have to be carrying some kind of My Little Pony gift... for the man who makes 11-year-olds cry...)
    Shouryu and Lynx like this.
    Catfish are for catching, not for courting. Who is the person you're really talking to?

    I'm just a nerd hiding in plain sight who is totally inept at taking selfies. (Yes... I blinked at the last minute.)








  17. #37
    Senior Member Roh_Chris's Avatar
    Join Date
    June 15th, 2014
    Age
    29
    Posts
    4,728
    Rep Power
    24

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    I don't know about anyone else, but this fact alone is making me want to step into Shour's line... (Ironically, I'm sure I'd have to be carrying some kind of My Little Pony gift... for the man who makes 11-year-olds cry...)
    Can you be in two lines at once?

  18. #38
    Senior Member seoulsearch's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 23rd, 2009
    Age
    43
    Posts
    10,132
    Rep Power
    171

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Roh_Chris View Post
    Can you be in two lines at once?
    Maybe the both of you will be standing close together so I'll technically be in one line!
    Tintin and Roh_Chris like this.
    Catfish are for catching, not for courting. Who is the person you're really talking to?

    I'm just a nerd hiding in plain sight who is totally inept at taking selfies. (Yes... I blinked at the last minute.)








  19. #39
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    January 3rd, 2013
    Age
    34
    Posts
    20,303
    Rep Power
    0

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyfish07 View Post
    You'll be desensitized by then, I'll prep your nose with a few dutch ovens before we go to roller-coaster land. (For those of you that don't know, a dutch oven is when you fart under the blanket, throw the covers over your girlfriends head, and hold her down inside the blanket).
    Um... I've heard of the 'dutch oven' before but are the Dutch people okay with this? :P
    Pipp and Roh_Chris like this.

  20. #40
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    April 10th, 2012
    Age
    31
    Posts
    369
    Rep Power
    7

    Default Re: Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

    3. I will allow you a special place on my couch where my 65 cats don't always sit.

    2. I will explain the plot of a movie I just watched in great detail so you will feel like you watched it with me

    1. I'll share my neti pot with you

    neti-pot.jpg

    Take a number, fellas.

Page 2 of 14 FirstFirst 123412 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. 9 Reasons! For Christian Single Ladies (Women).....
    By Bate in forum Christian Singles Forum
    Replies: 100
    Last Post: June 24th, 2015, 01:00 AM
  2. Men: To pursue or not to pursue. Apprehensions? Fears?/ Women: The line
    By arwen-undomiel in forum Christian Singles Forum
    Replies: 89
    Last Post: January 13th, 2015, 08:02 PM
  3. Ten Reasons Women Want to be Santa Claus
    By p_rehbein in forum Miscellaneous
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: December 10th, 2013, 11:24 PM
  4. Women: To date or not to date
    By arwen83 in forum Christian Singles Forum
    Replies: 160
    Last Post: April 4th, 2013, 03:33 AM
  5. First date question for women
    By vendettark in forum Christian Singles Forum
    Replies: 81
    Last Post: June 8th, 2012, 09:12 PM