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    Hey Everyone!

    In the spirit of some of the fun we've been having in the threads lately, I was hoping everyone would bring out their sense of humor about themselves and share with the rest of us!

    After all, why should just a few people be allowed to tell us why crowds of people would want to date them? The rest of us deserve our own chance as well! Please note that this is ALL in good fun and NOT meant to be conceited or mean-spirited at all.

    So... what are your Top 3 Reasons Why Members of the Opposite Gender Would Line Up to Meet and/or Date You???! (I realize some people out there are special enough to list even more than 3 reasons... feel free to do so if you think it will enhance the humor of your post.) Married or taken posters are welcome to list the Top 3 Reasons why your significant other is so enamored with you!

    And please, don't post things such as, "No one would ever want to date me," because this is all in good fun, and your reasons can be real... or imagined!!! For example, someone such as... Well, I won't mention a name. But he might say that the women would all line up to meet him because of his perfect hair... and THAT, we all know, MUST be imagined!!!

    And so, without further hesitation... Top 3 Reasons Why Guys Would Line Up to Meet Seoulsearch:

    #3. I would happily prefer to watch a martial arts, action, or Marvel film with you over a chick flick ANY day. Implosions, explosions, hidden bombs going off, betrayals, and high-tech weaponry. Yup, that about sums up my entire dating history. Either that, or I just angered Gypsygirl by making fun of her penmanship... WHOOPS!!!

    #2. I don't have a fancy accent but have been known to try to imitate a few others--very badly, I might add. Just DON'T ask me to do an "Asian accent"--that is my absolute worst ever, despite the fact that I am Asian. I don't have a lord-ship, king-ship, or even a space-ship... but I do have cit-i-zen-ship, if that counts for anything!

    #1. And finally, the number one reason guys would line up to meet me is because... Obviously, my line would be the most peaceful and most quiet, and it obviously has the best cell phone/internet reception. I'm betting you can hear all those crickets right now!!! (But I just KNOW my undying fan base is out there somewhere... *cricket, whistle, cricket*... SOMEWHERE... Right, guys???!!!)

    Please, no pushing or shoving... There is plenty of bad humor to go around!

    How about you? What are your 3 best reasons why girls or guys would line up to meet YOU?
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    3. I can write a song dedicated to them

    2. I'll feed them good food.

    1. I'd play video games with them.
    Hope is what we crave,
    And that will never change
    So I stand and wait
    I need a drop of grace
    To carry me today,
    A simple song to say
    It's written on my soul:
    Hope's what we crave

    ~ For King & Country - "Hope is What We Crave"

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    1. I don't need or want to spend every second with another person.

    2. I don't care that much about jewelry.

    3. I.like taking a nap on Sunday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_christian View Post
    2. I'll feed them good food.
    The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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    gosh I'd date all three of yall haha! You all had something nice to offer! Naps rock! Action movies are great! Who doesn't like food and videogames?!

    Here I'll do mine

    1. Extremely Simple doesn't take much to make me happy (a movie at home or just enjoying each other's company doing anything together is good enough for me)

    2. I can cook AND Bake

    3. I have a great sense of humor and appreciate punnyness & witty things!

    4. I don't allow society to dictate how many reasons I should have for anyone to date me !

    punny-772x1024.jpg
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    My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob_Fitzgerald View Post
    The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
    Eve got that right for sure and look at the outcome
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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    Hey Everyone!

    In the spirit of some of the fun we've been having in the threads lately, I was hoping everyone would bring out their sense of humor about themselves and share with the rest of us!

    After all, why should just a few people be allowed to tell us why crowds of people would want to date them? The rest of us deserve our own chance as well! Please note that this is ALL in good fun and NOT meant to be conceited or mean-spirited at all.

    So... what are your Top 3 Reasons Why Members of the Opposite Gender Would Line Up to Meet and/or Date You???! (I realize some people out there are special enough to list even more than 3 reasons... feel free to do so if you think it will enhance the humor of your post.) Married or taken posters are welcome to list the Top 3 Reasons why your significant other is so enamored with you!

    And please, don't post things such as, "No one would ever want to date me," because this is all in good fun, and your reasons can be real... or imagined!!! For example, someone such as... Well, I won't mention a name. But he might say that the women would all line up to meet him because of his perfect hair... and THAT, we all know, MUST be imagined!!!

    And so, without further hesitation... Top 3 Reasons Why Guys Would Line Up to Meet Seoulsearch:

    #3. I would happily prefer to watch a martial arts, action, or Marvel film with you over a chick flick ANY day. Implosions, explosions, hidden bombs going off, betrayals, and high-tech weaponry. Yup, that about sums up my entire dating history. Either that, or I just angered Gypsygirl by making fun of her penmanship... WHOOPS!!!

    #2. I don't have a fancy accent but have been known to try to imitate a few others--very badly, I might add. Just DON'T ask me to do an "Asian accent"--that is my absolute worst ever, despite the fact that I am Asian. I don't have a lord-ship, king-ship, or even a space-ship... but I do have cit-i-zen-ship, if that counts for anything!

    #1. And finally, the number one reason guys would line up to meet me is because... Obviously, my line would be the most peaceful and most quiet, and it obviously has the best cell phone/internet reception. I'm betting you can hear all those crickets right now!!! (But I just KNOW my undying fan base is out there somewhere... *cricket, whistle, cricket*... SOMEWHERE... Right, guys???!!!)

    Please, no pushing or shoving... There is plenty of bad humor to go around!

    How about you? What are your 3 best reasons why girls or guys would line up to meet YOU?
    you just have to do your impressions! Please I gotta hear em lol
    I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons,neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
    Romans 8: 38-39

    My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.”
    2 Corinthians 12

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    OH SURE, SOME PEOPLE HERE CAN COOK. I see all you Little Miss Betty Crockers here and I raise you...

    The 4th reason why men would line up to date me: I have something even BETTER than an oven.

    A phone book. (For looking up the numbers of several local restaurants, of course.)

    I HAVE been known to cook... when inspiration strikes... But I'm thinking I should get Lil' to teach me.
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    1) I am empathetic

    2) I am a nurturer

    3) I play video games ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    OH SURE, SOME PEOPLE HERE CAN COOK. I see all you Little Miss Betty Crockers here and I raise you...

    The 4th reason why men would line up to date me: I have something even BETTER than an oven.

    A phone book. (For looking up the numbers of several local restaurants, of course.)

    I HAVE been known to cook... when inspiration strikes... But I'm thinking I should get Lil' to teach me.
    you still use phonebooks? what happened to google?
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    I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons,neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
    Romans 8: 38-39

    My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.”
    2 Corinthians 12

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    1. I will play videogames with them, and even buy them videogames for Christmas or for no reason. Only if I like them though.
    2. I'm not picky about food. Be sure I will eat anywhere, and I will try to make good food for you! (just don't be picky please).
    3. I can use sarcasm with you. I will laugh at you and with you, and I will laugh at your jokes! But only if they're good do be original.
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    write them on the tablet of your heart.Proverbs 3:3

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    3. I'm not afraid of anything.
    WWII Jacob.jpg

    2. I can gallop up on a white stallion and swoop a lady off her feet.
    wrangler.jpg

    1. As Bob Hope says, some guys have it and some don't - I have it!
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    1. I have the raunchiest farts in the tri-state area. No standing in line at amusement parks when your with me, just rip the cheese and the crowd dissipates.

    2. I can burp jingle bells, provided I have been adequately pre-loaded with Dr. Pepper

    3. I'll watch the goonies with you anytime you want
    Romans 10: 13 - For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo0448 View Post
    you still use phonebooks? what happened to google?
    Reason #5 to Line Up for Seoulsearch -- Obviously, I have old-fashioned values.

    Donkey, I've loved everyone's posts so far but... um... Hey, I still think you're awesome. I'm thinking though... I may find myself standing in another line, seeing as I'm sensitive to personal bodily functions.
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    Seoulsearch where do I sign up?
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    I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons,neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
    Romans 8: 38-39

    My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.”
    2 Corinthians 12

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    I got nothing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo0448 View Post
    Seoulsearch where do I sign up?
    Right over here on the dotted line...

    Just as soon as I type up the contract on a Brother Word Processor.
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    I will send my runner with the signed document...where shall I have the lad run to
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    I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons,neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
    Romans 8: 38-39

    My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.”
    2 Corinthians 12

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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    Reason #5 to Line Up for Seoulsearch -- Obviously, I have old-fashioned values.

    Donkey, I've loved everyone's posts so far but... um... Hey, I still think you're awesome. I'm thinking though... I may find myself standing in another line, seeing as I'm sensitive to personal bodily functions.
    You'll be desensitized by then, I'll prep your nose with a few dutch ovens before we go to roller-coaster land. (For those of you that don't know, a dutch oven is when you fart under the blanket, throw the covers over your girlfriends head, and hold her down inside the blanket).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo0448 View Post
    I will send my runner with the signed document...where shall I have the lad run to
    Just set loose your trusty carrier pigeon.

    I have a special roost set up and everything.

    Hmm. Maybe I can make that my reason number... I've lost track of the numbers... But anyway. Yet another reason I'm so irresistible.

    I'm good with animals.

    Especially on the rotisserie.
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