Descyple I have a question for you.

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I only live two hours from the Niagara Fall's Canadian border. I've been to Canada many times. I've never had this happen and I'm disappointed. Does this only happen on certain days?



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Fenner

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Sorry for the confusion, for some reason the top link wouldn't work.
 
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Hey Descyple when you're done answering that one brother.....
...can you tell me why the cancelled Jericho.
I really liked that show.:(

Oh, and what was the true meaning behind the ending of LOST??
 
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Well since we are asking Descyple questions, Descyple did you ever watch the Bozo the clown show that we used to watch from our rabbit ears tv? Is Bozo still alive? The show came from Hamilton Ontario. Oh and Hammy the Hamster, did they use a stunt hamster when he did his tricks?
 
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Fenner said:
Well since we are asking Descyple questions, Descyple did you ever watch the Bozo the clown show that we used to watch from our rabbit ears tv? Is Bozo still alive? The show came from Hamilton Ontario. Oh and Hammy the Hamster, did they use a stunt hamster when he did his tricks?
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I grew up in Detroit and watched the Bozo the Clown Show on CKLW which is or was a Canadian TV station.
 
Descyple

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Fenner said:
I only live two hours from the Niagara Fall's Canadian border. I've been to Canada many times. I've never had this happen and I'm disappointed. Does this only happen on certain days?



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Fenner said:
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Hey Fenner. That beaver was actually our official Canadian mascot Justin (as in Justin Beaver).

That particular day he had a little bit too much Molson Canadian beer to drink, and so he was wondering haphazardly across Canada's highways. Some witnesses say they heard him rambling on about how he is sick and tired of being made fun of when compared to America's cool official mascot - the Bald Eagle.

At one point Justin Beaver said "Oh Talon-ted one, what mockery thou hast brought upon me and my Canadian brethren. May your comparison with me spread its wings and fly south with the mighty Canadian geese, never to return hither to".

(Yes, our mascot studied Shakespeare during his college years, I'm just surprised he could speak it so well while in a drunken stupor and narrowly getting hit by cars).
 
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Reborn said:
Hey Descyple when you're done answering that one brother.....
...can you tell me why the cancelled Jericho.
I really liked that show.:(

Oh, and what was the true meaning behind the ending of LOST??
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Hey Reborn, I don't know why the TV show Jericho was canceled, but I do know why the walls of Jericho were canceled: it involved a lot of marching and trumpet playing. Their music really "brought the walls down".
 
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Fenner said:
Well since we are asking Descyple questions, Descyple did you ever watch the Bozo the clown show that we used to watch from our rabbit ears tv? Is Bozo still alive? The show came from Hamilton Ontario. Oh and Hammy the Hamster, did they use a stunt hamster when he did his tricks?
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Fenner, Bozo is indeed still alive, however he is currently living alone in obscurity because during the taping of one of the shows, he ate all of the Canadian bacon that was set out for the tv crew to eat, and that enraged one of the cameramen to the point of getting into a fist-fight with Bozo. The fight was broken up, but Bozo suffered a broken red foam nose. He was never the same since. Once in a while he'll put on the big clown shoes and walk around Hamilton, but his past glory is all gone.

And Hammy the Hamster was actually the first CGI character ever created for television. So I am sorry to break the news to you Fenner - Hammy never really existed!!!
 
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Reborn said:
Oh, and what was the true meaning behind the ending of LOST??
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Reborn, I've never watched LOST, so I am at a LOSS of words to help you understand the ending!!!

Apparently I just LOST my sense of humor, because that joke was so bad, it makes me want to get drunk and wander Canadian highways with my drinking buddy Justin Beaver.
 
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Reborn, I've never watched LOST, so I am at a LOSS of words to help you understand the ending!!!

Apparently I just LOST my sense of humor, because that joke was so bad, it makes me want to get drunk and wander Canadian highways with my drinking buddy Justin Beaver.
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Cool. Was just wondering.
No one seems to understand the ending of LOST? Not even the people who wrote it.

Well, when you get a chance, can you answer me this then?
What's my favorite color?:D
 
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Cool. Was just wondering.
No one seems to understand the ending of LOST? Not even the people who wrote it.

Well, when you get a chance, can you answer me this then?
What's my favorite color?:D
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You're favorite color is transparent (just like your attempt to ask me a trick question is transparent).

If that guess is wrong, then I will say aqua marine (just because I've never had the chance to type "aqua" yet on CC).
 
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Yes, Correct on both.
Mother of Pearl, or Navy Blue would've been acceptable answers too.
 
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Well, I have a question for you. What is the secret of your humour? Did you go for a full-course or a crash-course in humour?
 
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Well, I have a question for you. What is the secret of your humour? Did you go for a full-course or a crash-course in humour?
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Actually Roh Chris, I did not take a course, it was simply a condition I was born with called "Funny-Bone Ticklelitus"

It's a real medical condition which also happens to be infectious, so I recommend you don't stand too close to my jokes, or you will be affected and assimilated, just like the Star Trek's Borg:

"Resistance Is Worthwhile"
 
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Actually Roh Chris, I did not take a course, it was simply a condition I was born with called "Funny-Bone Ticklelitus"

It's a real medical condition which also happens to be infectious, so I recommend you don't stand too close to my jokes, or you will be affected and assimilated, just like the Star Trek's Borg:

"Resistance Is Worthwhile"
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I am sorry to hear that, brother. Is there any way you could be cured of it? Have you tried the sledgehammer tonic?
 
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He has not tried that tonic yet, but not for lack of trying. I've been trying to administer it to him for weeks now. He's just too agile.
 
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I think that age is catching up with you. Can you scamper up a tree faster a blow to your jaw with my paw? I think not. Perhaps, I will administer the tonic to him while you watch and take notes.
 
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Roh_Chris said:
I am sorry to hear that, brother. Is there any way you could be cured of it? Have you tried the sledgehammer tonic?
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He has not tried that tonic yet, but not for lack of trying. I've been trying to administer it to him for weeks now. He's just too agile.
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Hey guys, Sledgehammer Tonic doesn't work (unless you're trying to get rid of an itchy scalp).

The only known cure for Funny-Bone Ticklelitus is watching Pauly Shore movies (does anyone remember him? No? Good!!!).
 
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It's not my agility at fault, sir Roh_Chris. Have YOU ever tried hitting a moving target with a sledgehammer?

Now a bear, that I could hit with a sledgehammer. Much larger target.
 
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