Smells in the church!

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RickyZ

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The do have filtered underwear now. I think you can get them in mint, spring morning and black licorice.
A black licorice fart... I can't see that smelling any better than the original!
 
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This makes me think of one time while we were at university, the lecturer was busy giving his lecture (Economy I think??) when all of the sudden one of my friends a few chairs away let one rip with a loud bang… the whole class burst out laughing and just as the giggles quit down he turned to the guy next him and said “Sis man”. The poor guy turned red and the chaos and laughter continued for about ten minutes after that…
 
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AnnaBou

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yuk. I was just going to say that a Church near me, not my regular service but we go there on special ocassions because it is not easy to get to, over the Christmas period smelt lovely. There were cloves and oranges. It is a beautiful old church dating from Norman times.
 

Lynx

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A black licorice fart... I can't see that smelling any better than the original!
Note to self: Never eat breakfast and catch up on the forum at the same time.
Not to slf: By nw kybord tody.
 
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JesusLives

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Smelly cat, Smelly cat....What are they feeding you? Did someone let the cat out in the church again?
 

blue_ladybug

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JesusLives

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Originally Posted by Sirk

I think you need a new perspective on farting.....is smelling them good for you? I would argue that they are.......next time you smell the pungent aroma of hot air going by a turd.....breathe deep.

Study: Smelling farts may be good for your health


uhhhh..okay..personally i'd rather not smell them.. :/

It's a guy thing.......smelling bad stuff....... You don't catch girls smelling their tennis shoes.....and saying to a friend here smell this...... It's a guy thing....





 
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Sirk

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Me and my boys laugh about farts all the time. It is a guy thing
 
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Anonimous

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Does anyone here seriously think that the very first believers didn't do it?
 
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Sirk

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Does anyone here seriously think that the very first believers didn't do it?
I'll bet gas was a welcome change from the aroma of unbathed men crammed in a hot room
 
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MissCris

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Jesus loves everyone.
Even the stinky people.


Does that work as a Jesus juke? I dunno, I'm not good at this...
 

Lynx

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I'll bet gas was a welcome change from the aroma of unbathed men crammed in a hot room
I remember a thread on another christian forum... "How long did the apostles stay in the upper room?
A. Seven days.
B. Ten days.
C. Fifty days.
D. Behold, they stinketh!
 

jb

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Just home from service, and i was not amused...why do people feel its acceptable to fart mid-service...i understand its natural body movement, but its discomforting and gag-inducing and distracting.... Can people either... 1. Hold it in or 2. Leave the room :/ my nose and stomach cannot cope with the nastiness ><
"Waste not thy time in windy argument but let the matter drop!"

William Shakespeare...
 

mailmandan

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Me and my boys laugh about farts all the time. It is a guy thing
You and your boys would probably like this fart video.

[video=youtube_share;epjrWjo9ZMY]http://youtu.be/epjrWjo9ZMY[/video]
 

mailmandan

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And this video.

[video=youtube_share;zr9Pmc3YSAs]http://youtu.be/zr9Pmc3YSAs[/video]
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew."

 

jogoldie

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[QUOTisian_Khatru;1874983]Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew."

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This is so wrong..........why am I still laughing????