Smells in the church!

[ChandlerFan]

Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew."

That reminds me of an old Chinese proverb:

"Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted."

 

[Lynx]

And man who stand behind mule get second wind.

And man who stand on toilet seat to change bathroom lightbulb is very high on pot.

 

[Roh_Chris]

 

[Sirk]

Was confucious Chinese?

 

[Roh_Chris]

Was confucious Chinese?

Yes. Oui. Ja. Si.

 

[Lynx]

In words of great Confuse-Us: Man who pat self on back gets sprained shoulder.

 

[mailmandan]

Confucius say

 

[JesusLives]

Confucius say “Man who belch after eating fart from mouth.”

A man had such a smelly fart once that he had to spend 15 years in jail… for air pollution.

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!

What would you call a person who sends fart jokes by email all the time? A person who passes gas frequently.

What do you get if you eat beans and onions? Tear Gas.

What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Easter Bunny farts.

Why do Irishmen only put 239 beans in their chili? Because one more would make it too faaarty!


Sirk just for you and your boys to enjoy......O.K. Blond has embarrassed herself enough for one day......laughing......

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

Good Lord, what have I done??

 

[ArtsieSteph]

All of this is amazing hahahahahahaha.

See what's really bad is when you're on stage and you let one go. Because not only are you on a platform where everyone can see your reaction, but the smell may well waft downward to the people below...

 

[Sirk]

I had a coughing fit on stage once....but when I gotta squeeze one off I do so silently and then I blame the keyboard player.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

On a non-farting related line, have you ever noticed the smell in the kid's classrooms? Oh my land. I don't know if it's just us but, especially in the nursery, there is always the lingering smell of water and bleach. It is just...bleh