Messages You'd Love 2 C On Candy Hearts!

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seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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Hey Everyone!

With The Holiday That Reminds Us All Just How Single We Are right around the corner, can you think of any new and creative messages for those candy hearts that have become the Symbol of Valentine's Day?

I should hope I don't even have to remind anyone that the suggested messages, of course, should be clean.

I got the idea for this thread from a Valentine's Day card I was reading in the store the other day entitled, "Candy Heart Rejects." Some of the "rejected" messages for candy hearts were:

"I C U As A Friend"
"It's Not You It's Me"
"Meh... You'll Do"

A few I would also like to add are:

"Rebound!!!"
"At Least I'm Not Alone"
"U Creep Me Out"

Now, they don't HAVE to be negative sayings... They could also be positive things you'd like to see on a candy heart as well. Maybe things such as:

"I Buy My Own Candy"
"Saving My $ On V-Day!"
"No Chick Flicks 4 Me"

These were just a few ideas that came to mind.

We have so many people here with such awesome senses of humor, I want to see what the rest of you come up with, too. :)

So how about you? Any cool ideas for a new message on a candy heart?
 

Fenner

Senior Member
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U smell funny.

Ur irritating.

Lv me alone.

Ur a super creeper.
 

gypsygirl

Senior Member
Sep 19, 2012
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WANNA REMATCH?
U TICKLE MY MIND
H20FIGHT!
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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I'm thinking of a # between 1 and purple...

SOS: in-laws near, send help

Does it smell like updog?...nothin' what's up with you?
 

Reborn

Senior Member
Nov 16, 2014
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I want to see one like this......


"The word "love" can have a variety of related but distinct meanings in different contexts. Many other languages use multiple words to express some of the different concepts that in English are denoted as "love"; one example is the plurality of Greek words for "love". Cultural differencesin conceptualizing love thus doubly impede the establishment of a universal definition. Although the nature or essence of love is a subject of frequent debate, different aspects of the word can be clarified by determining what isn'tlove (antonyms of "love"). Love as a general expression of positive sentiment (a stronger form of like) is commonly contrasted with hate (or neutral apathy); as a less sexual and more emotionally intimate form of romantic attachment, love is commonly contrasted with lust; and as an interpersonal relationship with romantic overtones, love is sometimes contrasted with friendship, although the word love is often applied to close friendships. (Further possible ambiguities come with usages "girlfriend", "boyfriend", "just good friends")

Please turn candy heart over for the rest......."


I'm not so sure it all would fit though?
:(
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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Reborn, I wanna see the size of that heart. And if it's made out of chocolate... I want one of my own!



"U Guys R Awesome" (Candy heart message for all the super cool, super funny peeps here on CC!)
 
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I thought of one that was simple and to-the-point:

NOPE!
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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Happy Single Awareness Day!
 
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Jacob_Fitzgerald

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Yep!;)


purr luv
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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"U R Alone"

"Sux 2 B U"

"1 Is The Loneliest #"
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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o_O

Gee seoulsearch, that's cheerful...
 

Agricola

Senior Member
Dec 10, 2012
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
You are a creep
Heres a restraining order for you.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
You are a creep
Heres a restraining order for you.
Hmm, that just might fit.

Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone
 

gypsygirl

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Sep 19, 2012
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um, yeah, some of this is depressing. sorry--or maybe i'm not the target audience for this kind of humor.

if i felt like i needed to celebrate "single awareness day" i'd go to some place with lots of "interesting" guys and celebrate the fact i'm available. that seems like a lot more fun. ; p

even after being chased by SuperCreeper in my not-so-distant history and throwing off the guy-average, i'd still say there's a lot of worthy vessels to be pretty giddy about.

c'mon kiddos, is it really that bad?

how about:

NEVR 2 LATE
B UR SELF
N-Y-THING CAN HAPPEN
LOVE FINDS THE BRAVE

don't MAKE ME resurrect the matchmaking thread *giggles at misscris*
 
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thezachattack

Senior Member
Jun 12, 2014
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U D Man
#heygirlhey
U Lost W8t!
What's Ur #?
 
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MollyConnor

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JC luvs u
me+u=luv
 
Aug 2, 2009
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Dinner's On You

That wasn't chicken

Pull my finger
 
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MissCris

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don't MAKE ME resurrect the matchmaking thread *giggles at misscris*
I deny any and all knowledge of this thread you speak of.

Ohgoshpleaseleaveitburied.

:D
 

rachelsedge

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Oct 15, 2012
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How about "Don't eat me, I'm disgusting?"

Sorry, I hate candy hearts. Am I eating chalk or candy? :p