The worst heresy of all
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Spicy brown mustard, applied to sammich in a polka dot formation. Wrong as that method surely is, the real sin is that I never use mayo. Or even miracle whip. Or lettuce. Meat, cheese, mustard, and goldfish crackers are all I need...
Oh dear, the problem is even worse than I thought. Are there support groups for people like me?
Oh dear, the problem is even worse than I thought. Are there support groups for people like me?
Uh, I know I can be a little slow, but what exactly does plowing with an ox or ass have to do with... the proper applicaton of mustard?!
Even MY mind can't seem to make the great connection here...
And if the answer was in reply to reading only the thread's title and nothing else, this is why we fully advocate reading the whole original post before posting. Which just might just be one of the greatest heresies ever: when someone thinks they're fully contributing something important but doesn't give the author of the thread enough respect to bother reading their original post...
Even MY mind can't seem to make the great connection here...
And if the answer was in reply to reading only the thread's title and nothing else, this is why we fully advocate reading the whole original post before posting. Which just might just be one of the greatest heresies ever: when someone thinks they're fully contributing something important but doesn't give the author of the thread enough respect to bother reading their original post...
My heart is saddened. I used to think I could socialize with you people. Oh sure you all go to different churches, your doctrinal beliefs are different from mine - but I used to think that was alright, I could hang out in a forum with you people despite that. But then I found out something I just can't allow to slide...
YOU DON'T ALL APPLY MUSTARD THE RIGHT WAY!
The Bible clearly states multiple times that God goes to and fro. Therefore one should apply mustard to bread from left to right. But some of you apply it from right to left... some apply it up and down... some go in a SPIRAL for heaven's sake! Why I wouldn't be surprised if a few of you play tic-tac-toe with it before you finish making a sandwich.
I'm sorry, I can't talk to you people any more.
Now this is not a debate thread. I don't want to discuss what is the right way. I already know the right way and nothing you can do will change my mind. So just don't bother.
However, if there are any others who adhere to the proper Godly ways of applying mustard, I would like to talk to you. Please feel free to comment here.
What? It makes as much sense as some of the threads here.
YOU DON'T ALL APPLY MUSTARD THE RIGHT WAY!
The Bible clearly states multiple times that God goes to and fro. Therefore one should apply mustard to bread from left to right. But some of you apply it from right to left... some apply it up and down... some go in a SPIRAL for heaven's sake! Why I wouldn't be surprised if a few of you play tic-tac-toe with it before you finish making a sandwich.
I'm sorry, I can't talk to you people any more.
Now this is not a debate thread. I don't want to discuss what is the right way. I already know the right way and nothing you can do will change my mind. So just don't bother.
However, if there are any others who adhere to the proper Godly ways of applying mustard, I would like to talk to you. Please feel free to comment here.
What? It makes as much sense as some of the threads here.