things every woman wants to hear

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zaoman32

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This is for those of us seasoned veterans in dealing with the female species so that we can give the younger generations some help in how to communicate with the strange and mysterious albeit attractive form. I'll get started with a couple things I found online to help

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Roh_Chris

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"Honey, that dress does not make you look fat."

*runs and hides*
 

seoulsearch

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"Yes, yes, YES!!! ...

I have more cookies... and in 3 other flavors besides chocolate chip. Here, let me get some for you... because I'm concerned that you're getting too thin and I like a woman with some meat (or oatmeal raisins... and coconut macaroons... and blueberry muffins) on her bones!"
 
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seoulsearch

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"Honey, that dress does not make you look fat."

*runs and hides*
I used to work with a guy who said that whenever his mother-in-law used to ask, "Does this dress make me look fat?" he always wanted to answer, "No, the dress isn't making you look fat. It's the fat you already have that makes you look fat."

Oh my goodness. Yes, I know this is terrible!!!!

But I have to admit that it made me laugh. REALLY hard.
 
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zaoman32

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"Yes, yes, YES!!! ...

I have more cookies... and in 3 other flavors besides chocolate chip. Here, let me get some for you... because I'm concerned that you're getting too thin and I like a woman with some meat (or oatmeal raisins... and coconut macaroons... and blueberry muffins) on her bones!"
Preach sister
 

melita916

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"Yes, yes, YES!!! ...

I have more cookies... and in 3 other flavors besides chocolate chip. Here, let me get some for you... because I'm concerned that you're getting too thin and I like a woman with some meat (or oatmeal raisins... and coconut macaroons... and blueberry muffins) on her bones!"
this. THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
 
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VioletReigns

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"Wow, I'm quite impressed that you finally found the brakes." :D

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melita916

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"yes, dear."

'nuff said. lol
 
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cmarieh

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Honey, I am wrong!!

Hey, I am kidding LOL
 
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cmarieh

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I love you and wouldn't change one thing about you.
 

kodiak

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Tim Hawkins (Christian comedian) is the only thing I have to say to this thread...
 
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MadParrotWoman

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Here's my wallet/credit card, enjoy your day shopping honey. ;)
 
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skylove7

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Do you want fries with that?
 

melita916

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"of course you can get more books! i'll build you another book case. no problem!" :D
 
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skylove7

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You are beautiful to my heart, and I would never cheat on you
 
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VioletReigns

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Hmmmmm..... I can't really think of anything in particular that I'd want a man to say to me. Maybe that he'd smile or chuckle over my "idiosyncrasies" (as I like to call them :rolleyes: ) ...or that he'd be delighted to talk with me about electromagnetism or plate tectonics theory... or just that whatever he said was genuinely from his heart.
 

melita916

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"i bought you a new pair of black chucks" :D

lol i'm so silly lol