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And here I thought the best distraction would be to just to start another porn thread... 
I'm sure my girlfriend won't mind, you're an old friend and all.
Oh crap... I just called you old.
Guys...... I need help. I'm in a dark room... there are no lights. I remember being thrown in a trunk and I heard us turn right three times and left two times, but I've got no idea where I am.
Kim, why don't you and I crank up the heat on the singles forum and engage in some good old fashioned arson?
I'm sure my girlfriend won't mind, you're an old friend and all.
Alas, Servant. You have finally discovered the secret of the only way to get me to allow a prisoner, er, guest, to leave. Once any of my captives, er, visitors, finds a lady friend, it's all over. I'm just not a "kidnap-another-woman's-man-and-keep-him-captive" kinda girl. It just totally spoils all the magic!
Oh crap... I just called you old.
Duly noted. I'm not saying watch your back or anything... But watch your back.
Guys...... I need help. I'm in a dark room... there are no lights. I remember being thrown in a trunk and I heard us turn right three times and left two times, but I've got no idea where I am.
I'm sure my girlfriend won't mind, you're an old friend and all.
Alas, Servant. You have finally discovered the secret of the only way to get me to allow a prisoner, er, guest, to leave. Once any of my captives, er, visitors, finds a lady friend, it's all over. I'm just not a "kidnap-another-woman's-man-and-keep-him-captive" kinda girl. It just totally spoils all the magic!
Oh crap... I just called you old.
Duly noted. I'm not saying watch your back or anything... But watch your back.
Guys...... I need help. I'm in a dark room... there are no lights. I remember being thrown in a trunk and I heard us turn right three times and left two times, but I've got no idea where I am.
Servant, although I am sad our legacy has to end, I also see it as an opportunity (to expand my empire, of course.) Maybe your girlfriend and you and I could have lunch together sometime--I'm sure she's a wonderful gal--and once we've all become acquainted...
The three of us can go start lighting fires together.
Who says there can't be a happy ending after ?And these are one of the few times when being the 3rd wheel isn't quite so bad.
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*sniff*
Servant, although I am sad our legacy has to end, I also see it as an opportunity (to expand my empire, of course.) Maybe your girlfriend and you and I could have lunch together sometime--I'm sure she's a wonderful gal--and once we've all become acquainted...
The three of us can go start lighting fires together. Who says there can't be a happy ending after ?
And these are one of the few times when being the 3rd wheel isn't quite so bad.
Servant, although I am sad our legacy has to end, I also see it as an opportunity (to expand my empire, of course.) Maybe your girlfriend and you and I could have lunch together sometime--I'm sure she's a wonderful gal--and once we've all become acquainted...
The three of us can go start lighting fires together.
Who says there can't be a happy ending after ?And these are one of the few times when being the 3rd wheel isn't quite so bad.
I don't see why having a girlfriend doesn't mean I can't engage in arson with friends. I mean, I said arson not dinner.
Although I see this as a good expansion for many empires. I mean, imagine what could happen if one combined arson and bible study. Arson studies!
For the empire!
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I get bonus points because I'm dating a star wars nerd. I say she's a keeper!
