"I Just Don't Understand..". (NO Posting About Things Regarding The Opposide Sex!)

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seoulsearch

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"I Just Don't Understand..". (NO Posting About Things Regarding The Opposide Sex!)

Hey everyone,

As an effort to lighten things up here in Singles, I wanted to point out that for as much as any of us feels we don't understand the opposite sex...

There are A LOT of OTHER things out there in this world that we probably don't understand, either.

Let's talk about some of those other things.

What are some things you just don't understand (even if you really try to?)

For example, I don't understand:

1. Pythagorean Theorem. (This is probably because I actually haven't thought about Pythagorean Theorem since I as in grade school, when they taught it to us.)

2. Why, when people mention certain foods, I can't get them out of my head (the food, not the people), no matter how hard I try, and I MUST pursue said food items later on in the week.
The only explanation I can come up with is that... I must be in love.

3. Why it's so hard to get myself motivated to go to the gym when it's only 3 streets over. I could just walk there... But I don't! (Yes, I drive. But hey. It's HOT outside and I'm sensitive to the sun...)

4. Why I can't get myself to like dark chocolate as a healthy substitute for other candy instead (sorry, Lynx.) I bought a Lindt 90% cocoa bar a few weeks ago... and it was the only time in my life in which eating chocolate was pure torture! I would have just thrown it away but I didn't want to waste it... That thing was terrible!! (I know he's gonna say go to Aldi's but we don't have any around here.)

What things do you JUST NOT UNDERSTAND?

*The NO Posting About Things Regarding The Opposite Sex, such as, "I don't understand why women/men..." is, of course, a gentle joke. We'll see how long people observe this supposed "rule". :p*
 
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Food.
 

seoulsearch

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Oh my goodness.

Those biscuit sandwiches look SO good!!!

I am going to have to add them to my "Must Eat This Week" list.

I just don't understand.

Why can't I just walk away!!??
 

kodiak

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Re: "I Just Don't Understand..". (NO Posting About Things Regarding The Opposide Sex!

Hey everyone,

As an effort to lighten things up here in Singles, I wanted to point out that for as much as any of us feels we don't understand the opposite sex...

There are A LOT of OTHER things out there in this world that we probably don't understand, either.

Let's talk about some of those other things.

What are some things you just don't understand (even if you really try to?)

For example, I don't understand:

1. Pythagorean Theorem. (This is probably because I actually haven't thought about Pythagorean Theorem since I as in grade school, when they taught it to us.)

2. Why, when people mention certain foods, I can't get them out of my head (the food, not the people), no matter how hard I try, and I MUST pursue said food items later on in the week.
The only explanation I can come up with is that... I must be in love.

3. Why it's so hard to get myself motivated to go to the gym when it's only 3 streets over. I could just walk there... But I don't! (Yes, I drive. But hey. It's HOT outside and I'm sensitive to the sun...)

4. Why I can't get myself to like dark chocolate as a healthy substitute for other candy instead (sorry, Lynx.) I bought a Lindt 90% cocoa bar a few weeks ago... and it was the only time in my life in which eating chocolate was pure torture! I would have just thrown it away but I didn't want to waste it... That thing was terrible!! (I know he's gonna say go to Aldi's but we don't have any around here.)

What things do you JUST NOT UNDERSTAND?

*The NO Posting About Things Regarding The Opposite Sex, such as, "I don't understand why women/men..." is, of course, a gentle joke. We'll see how long people observe this supposed "rule". :p*
I love the Pythagorean theorem. are they your favorite foods? Why do they put the treadmills by the windows? You can watch all the non-members run by on the street for free....and get ideas. I love dark chocolate.

Waits to see how many add me to the list of things they dont understand...lol
 
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skylove7

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I love the idea Kim!

Perfect Idea.
What we don't understand

So much lol

I shall think of it lol
Thank you

Til we meet again...perhaps over dramatic and playbill theatrical..skylove style

I shall take leave
And bid you farewell

Oh put a fork in it sky lol
Git!
See I told myself lol
ttyl
 

blue_ladybug

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I don't understand why my cousin shot his girlfriend and himself last night.. :(
 

JonahLynx

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(edit: Not about to follow that last post)
 
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Wow. I'm sorry blue lady bug.

I totally know why I'm going to go and cry now.
 

shineyourlight

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Taxes.......
 

blue_ladybug

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Wow. I'm sorry blue lady bug.

I totally know why I'm going to go and cry now.

Thank you, Olerica.. :) Here's a kleenex.. :)
 
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I don't understand why my cousin shot his girlfriend and himself last night.. :(
Really, BlueB?

Last night, one of my blood brothers called my mom with a huge problem that -Thanks GOD- ended up another way (probably divorce, this time)

But I couldn´t sleep well, neither my mom so, I understand how U feel.

I´m sorry, blue B.

:(
 

shineyourlight

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I don't understand why my cousin shot his girlfriend and himself last night.. :(
Oh my gosh, I would not have responded to this thread if I had seen this post! Blue, I am so sorry. This just made me cry.....
 
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blue_ladybug

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Really, BlueB?

Last night, one of my blood brothers called my mom with a huge problem that -Thanks GOD- ended up another way (probably divorce, this time)

But I couldn´t sleep well, neither my mom so, I understand how U feel.

I´m sorry, blue B.

:(
Oh my gosh, I would not have responded to this thread if I had seen this post! Blue, I am so sorry. This just made me cry.....

Thank you secularhermit and shineyourlight. Now enough of derailing this thread. I'm sorry to the OP. :)

carry on, brave soldiers.. lol.. :)
 
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Thank you secularhermit and shineyourlight. Now enough of derailing this thread. I'm sorry to the OP. :)

carry on, brave soldiers.. lol.. :)
I wish I had a WAY to show U I have loved you, BlueB.

 

Lynx

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I don't understand why seoulsearch just followed someone else's lead and put a "none of this allowed" in her thread title. Don't we have enough of those restrictions already? :p

I don't understand why seoulsearch started with 90% cocoa. That's like learning to fly by taking an F-15 fighter jet out for a spin. Try Lindt dark with orange. It's much easier on cocoa content and it has orange. After you get used to that, try Lindt 70%. I wouldn't go above 70% for normal people. Even I don't go above 85%, and that's only with Moser Roth (Lindt's 85% tastes like bitter dirt... they don't do it right.)

I don't understand why Microsoft has so many stupid default settings. Automatically run files on a flash drive? Automatically hide extensions for known file types... like .exe? Automatically execute attachments to emails? REALLY!?!! And they wonder why we started calling it Look Out! Express instead of Outlook Express? Are we doing everything we possibly can to get people's computers hacked? Is there not something we might possibly have overlooked in an effort to make it easier to steal data? Oh wait... here's a new one, Microsoft Sense automatically broadcasts your home internet password to friends, and if any friends have used your internet their Microsoft Sense will automatically broadcast your password to THEIR friends.

I don't understand why everything Microsoft does to (ostensibly) make it easier to use a computer winds up making it easier for others to use your computer.

I don't understand why a chicken is the only animal most people eat before it is born and after it is dead. Nobody I know has ever tried duck eggs. Or goose eggs. Or emu eggs (those are big for one to make scrambled eggs for a family of five.)
 

Lynx

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I don't understand why we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.

I don't understand why freight sent overland is a shipment while stuff sent on the water is called cargo.
 

Lynx

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I don't understand how someone can be warned by doctors that something is harmful, be warned by pastors that it will ruin your life, be warned by the Bible of exactly what it will do to your life, see lots of other people doing it and suffering... and do it anyway. And KEEP doing it for years, even as his life falls apart!

People are weird. Tell them not to touch an electric fence and everyone who has never done it before will immediately have to touch it.
 
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VioletReigns

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I don't understand why my cousin shot his girlfriend and himself last night.. :(
Whoa. That's too heartbreaking. Lord Jesus... comfort this family. Praying.......
 
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Mitspa

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I don't understand the rules of this thread?

And sorry blue to hear that.
 

Oncefallen

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People are weird. Tell them not to touch an electric fence and everyone who has never done it before will immediately have to touch it.
They are the same way with wet paint. Put up signs and they touch it to check and see if the sign is correct, don't put up signs and they get ticked off that there were no signs.