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JeniBean

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Come On share your first worse date experience! I will go first!

My blind date actually arrived on time...bonus points! During dinner he passed gas (ok I can let it slide, its a bodily Function), conversation led to POLITICS (UGH shoot me now!) to hunting for pleasure not food (NOPE!!!) and then suddenly he passes gas again and says you know I just SHARTED, I need to go and walked out of the restaurant. Which means I paid for the dinner! He called the next day and I said I had a lovely time, however we are not compatible!
 
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Bristecom

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You got played! My worst first date experience was... Oh wait, I've never been on a date! LOL *Forever Alone*
 
jsr1221

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Probably not as bad as compared to others... But went to the movies. She would not stop talking during it. People kept telling us to hush (nicely put) but she continued to yell and talk louder. It was the Hunger Games. On the way back, she slipped and fell. Thankfully, nothing happened to her. But a few days later, she said she felt God was telling her not to be in a relationship.. This was almost three years ago.. She's married now.
 
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dianalaneph

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after the movie. no food. the guy got no money. And its like that nothing ever happened. Lesson is dont go out to somebody you dont know personally. Trust is earned. Most of all guard yourself in prayer. Dont do things your own way. have fun but stick with Gods plan. Do things wisely. Gods way! God bless!
 
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I took my dad's big fancy Chrysler New Yorker to pick up my date on a Saturday night. We had a great time, a wonderful dinner and then afterward a very sweet visit with her family and I lost all track of time. I left her house, rushed home, at a very high speed (117 miles an hour). I kept smelling something burning but thought that I was just blowing out built up carbon from the motor. I made it home and snuck inside. Sunday morning. we walked out of our house to go to church and the car's taillights were melted and had run down like hot syrup on a candy apple over the bumpers! A small hole in the trunk just above the exhaust pipe had sucked up so much heat, it had caught a stack of newpapers on fire that dad was saving for a paper drive. The papers had all burned to the point that the heat had escaped by melting the tailights and blowing them out. I was never caught for being late and my parents were just thankful that the car had not exploded.
 
secularhermit

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JeniBean said:
Come On share your first worse date experience! I will go first!

My blind date actually arrived on time...bonus points! During dinner he passed gas (ok I can let it slide, its a bodily Function), conversation led to POLITICS (UGH shoot me now!) to hunting for pleasure not food (NOPE!!!) and then suddenly he passes gas again and says you know I just SHARTED, I need to go and walked out of the restaurant. Which means I paid for the dinner! He called the next day and I said I had a lovely time, however we are not compatible!
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I´m sorry you got disappointed... At least those things you got before a -HUGE- emotional bond existed and, sadly, many ppl learnt for those"farts" (?) except when the lived togered or when they shared one single room (but that happens at better moments, even when sleeping)

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secularhermit

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Deja vú!

Quite common "god" tell them: "He doesn´t want this relationship..."

If that was true, at the begginning, why "god" chose to be silent?
 
Olerica

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secularhermit said:
Deja vú!

Quite common "god" tell them: "He doesn´t want this relationship..."

If that was true, at the begginning, why "god" chose to be silent?
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Sometimes people don't ask till they get to know a person. Or, they ignore God straight off.
 
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VioletReigns

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My worst first date WAS actually my very first date. I was a freshman in HS and he was a senior. I broke up with him because he wasn't adventurous enough for me. By adventurous, I mean he didn't want to play pirates with me and look for "treasures" (stones & rocks & things). He wanted to hold hands all the time and gaze into my eyes but I wanted to run and have fun. He thought I was silly, can you imagine that?!? :rolleyes:

I'm sure it was his worst first date, too!!!! :p Hahaha!!

 
Olerica

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Oh, I'm reaching back over 20 years now...

First date with a guy I knew from ministry work.... he worked with a neighboring church. He was very nice through the date... I have no memory of the date itself, but I remember thinking "well... MAYBE" because he wasn't the type of guy I typically went out with - but he was a Christian and he'd asked so I typically granted at least one date under those circumstances... you just never know, right?

Anyway, nothing stands out about the date... till he drives me home. He walks me to the door very gentlemanly-like (which I love) and I move to unlock it and he intercepts and plants a kiss on me. I was so shocked... I hadn't seen it coming, and I just sorta stood there, shocked. He kissed like a puppy, wet tongue all over my face. Shudder. When he was finished kissing me, my face was covered in saliva... I took the back of my hand, swiped my face and said, "Well, goodnight then." And went in.

And washed my face.

I don't remember if he called after that. I don't remember any awkwardness at any joint functions though.
 
secularhermit

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I think this was the "worst" I remember now:

I wrote part of it on here, in post 4:

http://christianchat.com/miscellaneous/119768-how-has-your-life-changed-after-first-impression.html


That date was terrible bad and ugly because I had to fight against me versus that opposite reality I saw from the person whom dared to MEET me, knowing I was hurt previously I´ve met her, sad, heartbroken and depressed (she knew all that and she was loving and kind, beyond known measures).

If I lacked telling her anything on the phone, my friend "Elaine" probably added what was missing...

After that blind date, we became good friends, her family included me as an in-law but things did not end where I supposed it would.

She did nothing wrong. On the contrary, it was me who had to dealt with my emotional disapointment discretely (alone, hidden and politely).

Probably, I don´t know now, I was the worst 1st terrible date for a dozen of ladies, but I haven´t heard that, from them.
 
secularhermit

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Hahahahaha

¡Ay, Dios mío!

I have done -that- twice one single person in my hometown.


 
melita916

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i don't have a story to contribute.

i guess that's ok. lol
 
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VioletReigns

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Ya know, one of my most fondest memories was a first "friend" date with a guy named Charlie. He was a friend from work. A bunch of us decided to go hear a band in town and when a slow song was played, Charlie asked me to dance. He led me so well, it was like I hardly moved my feet, I was gliding in his arms. It was honestly magical but I had just met someone else. So you know how that goes. Anyhoo, I've never since danced with a man like I did with Charlie.

DATING TIP: Guys - learn to lead a lady around the dance floor. :D
 
mochi

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when a guy ask me to go out and it turns out its dinner party and i wear casual cloths, no make up, no hairdo.. everyone there was so beautiful and i feel upset because after that he told me that I should dress well.. grrr.. he just said that we will go to meet his friends for some minutes and i even ask him is it ok with my cloths etc he said ok.. grrr.. so, after that he want to ask me out again I ignore him.. he even said about Christianity bla bla bla but not showing in his life.. Short story he try many times to call me but I realize that he just feel lonely and want to get partner asap.. and it turn out i was right because after that he got married with other woman in a very short time..phew.. i still upset when remembering that i go to that dinner party feeling like an alien there.. grrrr..
 
secularhermit

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Olerica said:
Sometimes people don't ask till they get to know a person. Or, they ignore God straight off.
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Now, after falling apart more than those times that could be predicted, I agree I chose to be "adventurer"... Instead of asking God, I asked my eyes, my viscelarity...

When I had fallen, it was too late I asked God: "Is this that one you chose?" (and it´s too late).

However, without remorse or regret, I´m thankful God allowed me to live, until this day: If I get that Heavenly bonus, I probably know how I should invest next 1.000 years.


This is the most beautiful prayer I have prayed before I did those thngs wrong:

Tob 8:4 Then Tobias exhorted the virgin, and he said to her: "Sarah, get up and let us pray to God this day, and tomorrow, and the following day. For, during these three nights, we are being joined to God. And then, when the third night has passed, we ourselves will be joined together.
Tob 8:5 For certainly, we are the children of the saints, and we must not be joined together in such a manner as the heathens, who are ignorant of God."
Tob 8:6 And so, rising up together, they both prayed earnestly, at the same time, that health might be given to them.
Tob 8:7 And Tobias said: "Lord, the God of our fathers, may the heavens and the earth bless you, and the sea, and the fountains, and the rivers, and all your creatures that are in them.
Tob 8:8 You formed Adam from the mud of the earth, and you gave Eve to him as a helper.
Tob 8:9 And now, O Lord, you know that I take my sister in conjugal union, not by reason of worldly pleasure, but solely for the love of posterity, in which your name may be blessed forever and ever."
Tob 8:10 Sarah likewise said, "Be merciful to us, O Lord, be merciful to us. And let us both grow old together in health."
 
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secularhermit

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VioletReigns said:
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DATING TIP: Guys - learn to lead a lady around the dance floor. :D
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If the afterwards of "worst date" would bless more men with those tips, on the next thread...

Acknowledged here: Leading is an issue, not only on the dance floor... Who would raise his hand on "there are more"?

 
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VioletReigns

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Bristecom said:
Dating tip for girls who may want to dance with me: bring steel toed shoes.
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Get dancing lessons. It'll be worth it the first time you dazzle some young lady with your awesome Fred Astaire moves.

 
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