What is the lamest superpower that would help you look cool on a date?

[xezyxx]

Basically what the title says!

I think the lamest superpower you could have that would make you look cool on a date would definitely have to be the ability to hover. Not fly, but just hover. Like you could start to walk across a lake or something or just do magic tricks for your date, but nothing really awesome like take her on a flight around the city. What do you guys think?

 

[CatHerder]

I have great hair. Is that a superpower?

*looks in mirror*

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

[Tintin]

I really don't know. But I think you're both thinking too big. Try this for size:

[video=youtube;ghxnKDBadSk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxnKDBadSk[/video]

 

[chickwithsticks]

The ability to make random people in any room start to sing classic Karaoke songs. Would make for a fun and memorable first date.

 

[seoulsearch]

I have great hair. Is that a superpower?

*looks in mirror*

Yes. Yes, it is.

I can vouch for the fact that Catherder's hair is so awesome, you're almost completely willing to overlook any and every questionable thing he says... (and believe me, that's A LOT of things.)

Sometimes I want to say something to him bbbuuhhh--Holy Hee Haw!! Look at that perfect hair!!)

 

[Olerica]

(Holy Hee Haw?)

 

[seoulsearch]

(Holy Hee Haw?)

My lame superpower is replacing words that should never be repeated, especially in a Christian forum (I work with an all-male night crew so I have to filter out A LOT), and replacing them with things like "Holy Hee Haw."

I guess my lame superpower is redneck-like modesty!!! Which, according to another thread in the not-so-distant Singles Past, is "the only way to stop your husband from cheating on you"! Check!!!

(Confession: sometimes my language isn't so modest. Am working on it. Thank you for overabundant grace in advance! )

 

[chickwithsticks]

I can vouch for the fact that Catherder's hair is so awesome, you're almost completely willing to overlook any and every questionable thing he says... (and believe me, that's A LOT of things.)

Sometimes I want to say something to him bbbuuhhh--Holy Hee Haw!! Look at that perfect hair!!)

We did get Tintin to post his costume picture dressed as woman to prove he in fact looked fabulous ...we need to have catherder post a pic of his "superpower" hair.

 

[MollyConnor]

Maybe fast runner but no strength.
Or being able to become invisible for very short periods of time (like 3 seconds).

 

[Lynx]

Being able to make a pencil levitate and write on a surface, but that's about the heaviest thing you can lift.

Basically a featherweight telekinetic.

 

[Lynx]

The ability to fold paper into any shape, animal, vegetable, mineral, anything. I never did see the point of origami...

 

[JeniBean]

BURP!!!!!!! Excuse me sorry I broke your glasses!

 

[VioletReigns]

Well, whenever I'm running, I can't help giggling and sometimes even laughing uncontrollably while I'm imagining that I'm launching into the air like a cheetah because I'm a really fast runner. Unfortunately, this is a true story. ROFL!!

Come to think of it, laughing while launching might not make me look too cool. More like bizarre. And it would kinda leave my date behind in the dust. Oh well, it sure is fun to run. La la la!

 

[wwjd_kilden]

being able to start a conversation and keep it going

yeah, to me that's a superpower

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

The ability to move time backward but only by 0.5 seconds.
You could TRY to go back and not say stupid things.
But in the end it just sounds like you are saying them repeatedly while stuttering.

 

[AsifinPassing]

This might seem overly simple or overtly ordinary, but the ability to remember everything without forgetting or mistaking any memory.

Not only good for the date, but the whole relationship...!


"How did you remember?! This is my favorite food, place, song, color, thing to receive as a gift, time of day, time of year, etc etc etc all culminated into a single moment on a date. We only talked about each of these things like maybe 1 time in separate conversations over various months and events....!"

"How could I ever forget the slightest thing about you?"

 

[LiJo]

How about the ability to make people laugh.....that will fix awkward moments

 

[Lynx]

This might seem overly simple or overtly ordinary, but the ability to remember everything without forgetting or mistaking any memory.

Not only good for the date, but the whole relationship...!


"How did you remember?! This is my favorite food, place, song, color, thing to receive as a gift, time of day, time of year, etc etc etc all culminated into a single moment on a date. We only talked about each of these things like maybe 1 time in separate conversations over various months and events....!"

"How could I ever forget the slightest thing about you?"

Oh wow, I have that but I didn't know it was a superpower! I'll mention something I heard about to someone "because I know you like that kind of thing" and they'll be like "How did you know I liked that?" Um... don't you remember, we were talking about this other thing three years ago and you mentioned you liked that?

Usually they don't remember the conversation I reference but at least they remember that they like that thing.

 

[GaryA]

The ability to move time backward but only by 0.5 seconds.
You could TRY to go back and not say stupid things.
But in the end it just sounds like you are saying them repeatedly while stuttering.

"I would need a whole lot more than 0.5 seconds!"

 

[Roh_Chris]

Lamest superpower would be to be able to "set up the date" at the snap of a finger.

Your date fancies a long drive during a thunderstorm? *snap finger* *Enter thunderstorm from stage left* You can now go on a long drive.

Your date fancies a romantic dinner by the coast on a full-moon evening? *snap finger* *exit thunderstorm and enter full-moon evening* You can now stop by a restaurant on the coast and have a nice, romantic dinner under the light of the full-moon.