Share random advice about dating
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Just wing it!
I remember for my first date I thought it out well, but it didn't go at all the way I planned! You can't really plan anything because the other person might have different ideas of what to do or where to go.
I thought we were going to the park to feed ducks. We ended up at the movies instead.
I remember for my first date I thought it out well, but it didn't go at all the way I planned! You can't really plan anything because the other person might have different ideas of what to do or where to go.
I thought we were going to the park to feed ducks. We ended up at the movies instead.
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Barbie has some dating advice for you boy dolls out there.
Just stand still...pretend you're frozen, don't talk and stare straight at the girl you like. She will eventually come your way and know you will be 'going together!'
Always wear your perfectly tailored clothes.
Accompany her to picnics and frat parties.
Wear your 'Genuine Ken' tag.
All this will eventually lead to marriage.
It's that simple!
Barbie has some dating advice for you boy dolls out there.
Just stand still...pretend you're frozen, don't talk and stare straight at the girl you like. She will eventually come your way and know you will be 'going together!'
Always wear your perfectly tailored clothes.
Accompany her to picnics and frat parties.
Wear your 'Genuine Ken' tag.
All this will eventually lead to marriage.
It's that simple!
C
As a sideliner who gets to kick back with popcorn and a box of Kleenex and watch everyone else make dating mistakes...
- Ladies, be careful of men significantly older than yourselves... Dey is snee-kay.
- Wymens shouldn't date until they're in their mid 20's.
- Menfolks shouldn't date until they're in their late 20's/early 30's.
(I has science on this one. Observable data. And the human brain isn't ripe until mid 20's, mid 30's. Not that I'm utterly against dating before then... otherwise I wouldn't have stupidity to entertain me.)
- Always ask your would-be date if they're ever voluntarily listened to Justin Bieber. There is a possibility that they have permanent brain damage that could be passed down to your children.
- Observe how the potential bf/gf treats family members of the opposite gender (their opposite, not your opposite). That's you in 3 years.
- Always ask your family's take on an individual... unless your family is a bunch of idiots looking to get you married off. In which case, get a second, more qualified opinion. (Seriously. I had a friend who got married when she was 18, and her mom was all gung-ho about the whole thing, even when it went against common sense. Girl hadn't gone to college, had a baby right off the bat... which was exactly what she DIDN'T want to happen. I had a sense of foreboding about the whole shindig from the get-go.)
- Ladies, be careful of men significantly older than yourselves... Dey is snee-kay.
- Wymens shouldn't date until they're in their mid 20's.
- Menfolks shouldn't date until they're in their late 20's/early 30's.
(I has science on this one. Observable data. And the human brain isn't ripe until mid 20's, mid 30's. Not that I'm utterly against dating before then... otherwise I wouldn't have stupidity to entertain me.)
- Always ask your would-be date if they're ever voluntarily listened to Justin Bieber. There is a possibility that they have permanent brain damage that could be passed down to your children.
- Observe how the potential bf/gf treats family members of the opposite gender (their opposite, not your opposite). That's you in 3 years.
- Always ask your family's take on an individual... unless your family is a bunch of idiots looking to get you married off. In which case, get a second, more qualified opinion. (Seriously. I had a friend who got married when she was 18, and her mom was all gung-ho about the whole thing, even when it went against common sense. Girl hadn't gone to college, had a baby right off the bat... which was exactly what she DIDN'T want to happen. I had a sense of foreboding about the whole shindig from the get-go.)
Now THIS would make an interesting thread: "Needed: Bearded Christian Guys (for Kissing Experience)"... Or I suppose we could take a poll: "Have You Kissed a Bearded Man (and Does It Itch or Tickle.)" Hmm...
We'll set your kissing booth right up next to Melita's... (Joke from another thread.)
(Molly, I hope you know I'm kidding!)
We'll set your kissing booth right up next to Melita's...
(Joke from another thread.) (Molly, I hope you know I'm kidding!)