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MissCris

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#1
There may or may not already be a thread like this somewhere around here...honestly, I never check that kind of thing.

What would a caution sign about You say?

I think I'd have several. One of them would be-

Caution: Makes sudden stops while walking

Or...

Danger: Cristen cooking
 
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Shouryu

Guest
#2
CAUTION:

OBNOXIOUS
 

tourist

Senior Member
Mar 13, 2014
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Tennessee
#4
CAUTION: You are about to enter the No-Spin zone...
 
Aug 2, 2009
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#5
FRAGILE: Handle with care

NO STEP (like on the wing of an airplane)

WARNING: May cause extreme drowsiness

DO not pass GO. DO NOT collect $200. :p

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MollyConnor

Guest
#7
Caution: easily offended, will attack!
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#8
CAUTION: Do not attempt to talk about music. Trust us, he will bore you to tears. Once you start him on music he doesn't stop.


When I'm at work...
CAUTION: Person at work. Have your conversations out of the main traffic area.


When I'm at home, fiddling with computer/music stuff...
WARNING: Unfinished soundtrack ahead, may not sound like music yet.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#9
CAUTION: Weird questions ahead.

For example: Adam and Eve sold all of humanity into sin for a piece of fruit. Wonder what THEY would do for a klondike bar...

If a guy worked at a tractor factory and his girlfriend broke up with him, would she write him a John Deere letter?

Why is a chicken the only animal Wal-Mart sells before it is born and after it is dead?
 

posthuman

Senior Member
Jul 31, 2013
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#10
THIS PRODUCT NOT LABELED FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE
 

posthuman

Senior Member
Jul 31, 2013
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#12
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Dino246

Senior Member
Jun 30, 2015
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#13
Zero-T... I'm liking your new avatar!
PostHuman, is the "Do not eat" an example of your dry humour?

My warning signs...

May have come into contact with nuts.

Sings loudly; harmonize or stand clear. (I've had a few people give me 'the look' in church lately!)

Please speak clearly, empathizer is broken.
 
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CarolSampaio

Guest
#14
CAUTION: rapid and sudden overheat.
 
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Tintin

Guest
#15
CAUTION: Can't dance.
 

garet82

Senior Member
Jan 20, 2011
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#16
Caution : cookies monster here
 

melita916

Senior Member
Aug 12, 2011
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#19
Caution: she can't cook

Caution: she loves cheesy jokes.

Caution: she will kill you with her adorable-ness.

Lol
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
24,896
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#20
Caution: she can't cook

Caution: she loves cheesy jokes.

Caution: she will kill you with her adorable-ness.

Lol
Well, two out of three... they say two out of three ain't bad.