Social hacking

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Lynx

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Social hacking is where you know what people expect and deliberately give them something different. Magicians use social hacking all the time and call it sleight-of-hand and misdirection. Personally I like social hacking because when a person is confronted with something unexpected you can get a glimpse of his true self for a second. In fact it often works best on those with the most carefully crafted facades. When their masks drop they drop completely and you get a peek at what they are really like.

For example, sometimes I say "Good morning!" in the afternoon and evening. If the person I'm talking to says "it's not morning" I can explain that it depends on what shift you work - at 3pm it is midnight for third shift workers. That's just a cover though, what I'm really after is that initial reaction.

One good social hack society has given us lately is the habit of saying "How ya doing?" as a greeting. Most people never listen for a reply, so it can be... enlightening, let us say... to give them an unexpected one. I have two stock answers. The first is "Terrible, just terrible, thanks." When they ask why, I say, "Actually I'm doing fine. But everyone says fine when you ask how they are doing. That's far too normal for me." The second stock answer is, "I'm doing crazy, thanks. But I seem to be the happy kind, so I'm having fun with it." The second one I do more for a quick laugh than to gain information about a person.

PLEASE NOTE: Social hacking is useful, but one should not make a habit of it. If I said the same thing every time people would quickly tire of it - much as some of you are probably tired of me posting xkcd cartoons in lieu of a response :rolleyes: (although they just fit so well, and they say it a lot better than I could...) If one pops off social hack responses all the time he quickly becomes a bore, or worse, a smart alec.

But their usefulness shouldn't be underestimated. A local diner has a box on the register counter with a big sign on the top, "Open in case of fire." Open the box and you are greeted with the words, "I said in case of fire, stupid!" I thought it was mildly amusing. Not anything worth writing home about (although apparently it is worth typing about on a forum, because I just did) but worth a chuckle. The owner happened to be there at the time and he said you wouldn't believe the responses he has gotten from different people. Some were disgusted, some laughed fit to kill, some got upset about it.

So, what about y'all? Any social hacks you employ? What kind of responses do you get?
 

Lynx

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And I'll snag this thread mashup before anyone else gets it:

Why we still single?
Social hacking
 

JonahLynx

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I usually answer "how are you doing" honestly. Not sure why but I have a hard time with polite conversation as opposed to genuine questions/answers. If I'm feeling good, I'll say that. If I could be better, I'll say that. Never thought of it as social hacking before lol. :p
 

maxwel

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So, what about y'all? Any social hacks you employ? What kind of responses do you get?
So... social hacking is the latest euphemism for "messing with people" and seeing if you can upset them?
: )

Ok, that's my social hack.

Instead of posting my "social hack" stories, I'm going to give you the unexpected...
by coming into your thread, redefining your terms, and seeing how you respond.
 
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Mitspa

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Great thread :)
 

melita916

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Guy from church: ok, melita. You have a good day.
Me: don't tell me what to do!!!!
Guy: *confused look*
Me: hehe. Just kidding :D
 

Lynx

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No no no maxwel, you're not supposed to TELL them what you're doing... that contaminates the result. Didn't you learn anything in science class? :p
 

Lynx

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Guy from church: ok, melita. You have a good day.
Me: don't tell me what to do!!!!
Guy: *confused look*
Me: hehe. Just kidding :D
That's another one, especially when I'm going to work.

"Have a good day."
"Sorry, I have other plans. Gotta go to work."
 

maxwel

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No no no maxwel, you're not supposed to TELL them what you're doing... that contaminates the result. Didn't you learn anything in science class? :p
So if I social hacked you, and told you what I was doing... you're contaminated?
 

Lynx

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You have no idea how contaminated my thought processes are. Poll takers have me on their do not call list. Every poll they include me in gets messed up beyond recognition.
 

maxwel

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You have no idea how contaminated my thought processes are. Poll takers have me on their do not call list. Every poll they include me in gets messed up beyond recognition.
Wow.

Now I almost feel bad for social hacking you.

Almost.
 

Lynx

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I should mention there is a considerable difference between social hacking and picking a fight...

But yeah, I'm not the normal 37 year old single male. Toe shoes, the world's smallest smartphone, my music collection, stuff like eating tuna sandwiches or chili for breakfast - not the average guy, at least for this geographic region.

I got a Kroger card, knowing they track what I buy, and I almost felt sorry for them. I'm gonna mess up a lot of their tracking indices.
 

seoulsearch

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I have a friend I've known since I was 15 who, in his own way, is one big living social hack.

He's one of the most steadfast, conservative Christians I know. But he always did things his own way, no matter what anyone else thought or tried to convince him to do. He insisted on having long hair, even when his Grandpa tried to make him he cut it and even offered him $1000 to cut his hair and keep it short (he refused.) He always drove fun, sporty, but impractical cars (that he paid for himself, despite the extra cost and his family's encouragement to make more pragmatic choices.) He only ate certain foods he liked (such as uncooked Minute Rice). I fed his fish while he was gone a week and he promptly yelled at me for throwing away of what I saw as a bowl of old rice, but to him, it was perfectly good and set out for him to eat... "sometime in the future".

And back in the day when phones were attached to cords and remained inside the house, every time heard a phone ring, he would always call out, "Doorbell!!" just to be able to do things his own way.

Today he's married, has a family, drives a Prius, owns his own business, and has short hair. (He never did accept the payout from his Grandpa to cut his hair... he just decided it was time to make the change himself.)

Choosing to do things his own way worked out well for him.

And I guess I should ask him if he still thinks or says, "Doorbell!" every time a cell phone buzzes...
 
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Man, uncooked rice...he must have always had the bubble guts
 
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ntw1103

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"What's up?"
*looks up* "The Sky", "The ceiling."
 
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VioletReigns

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *siiiigh* :confused: :p What did the op mean?!? :eek: I'm social media-challenged, meaning I don't get the gist of the modern internet jargon and/or "tricks" they employ. Please explain in simpler terms what social hacking is. Is it sorta like trolling??
 
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *siiiigh* :confused: :p What did the op mean?!? :eek: I'm social media-challenged, meaning I don't get the gist of the modern internet jargon and/or "tricks" they employ. Please explain in simpler terms what social hacking is. Is it sorta like trolling??
He just calls it social hacking. Its really making small talk I suppose. >>Being "social" .
You know like common things people say to each other like hi how are you or have a good day.
 
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Remember when the grocery store sackers used to ask" paper or plastic"?

Well one day I decided to say both.LOL

I didnt tell them I was kidding until the grocery sacker had done a few. I told him to do every other one paper. Hahahahaha

Man oh man!!! It was quite hilarious. I was cracking up inside trying to keep a straight face! You should have seen the way the cashier and the sacker looked at me like I was some whacked out lady! I am LOL right now thinking about it. I dont know if this qualifies for what the OP is talking about or if this is just a practical joke but I found it amusing!

It made them smile and broke up the monotony of their day. Id bet that they used my gag on someone else:)