Break Up Lines We Wished We Said

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skylove7

Guest
#1
"You would of looked good in H. D. man!'
 

CatHerder

Senior Member
Mar 20, 2013
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#2
"Its not me. Its you."
 
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skylove7

Guest
#3
Ok lol....so we all have had out heartaches singles!
In love and God....
I pray we shall ALL truck on!

If a break up was tough....
Let's not it defeat us!

Let's pray together
And
Support each other.....
But when the tears are dry from it.....
Let's be strong!
And laugh.....at our old experience :)


This thread is for comments.....
We wish
We had said then.....
Lol... ut didn't :)


Have fun!
This thread is ro turn tears to smiles!

Tell us...lol

What you wish you had said lol
 
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skylove7

Guest
#4
Cat herder?

How did you....?

Oh shucks!
Never mind!
You Cali Cats :p
Just too cool lol
 

JesusLives

Senior Member
Oct 11, 2013
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#5
He was a great dog.....I'm just a broken owner.
 
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skylove7

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#6
" I was allerigic to your Downy dryer sheets....I must retreat! I beg your pardon, forgive me!"

Lol
 
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skylove7

Guest
#7
" I begged you to love cheese...in abundance, yet you refused!"

Lol
 
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skylove7

Guest
#8
"We must part for you like my mother!"

Lol

"Men are not supposed to like their mother in law"

Lol
 
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skylove7

Guest
#9
ROFLMHO


"Shall we hop upon the Maury Povich Show Wagon? He shall prove we are telling the truth!"


Lol....I am laughin....gotta get busy a bit.
You all feel free to use your imagination!

It's for laughter not tears
I love you! Lol
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#11
"Its not me. Its you."
I'm imagining CatHerder's best break-up line going something like this: "Sorry, I just can't be seen with someone who has hair more perfect than mine..."
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#12
Hmm... Now that I think about it, this could be fun... I'm thinking of the best break-up lines OTHER people here would use:

Lynx: "You use Windows? Sorry. We're just totally unequally yoked..."

Siberian: "Sorry. You like dogs, and I like trolling people with cat pictures too much... You're just too much temptation."

Melita: "What? You expect me to SHARE this snocone? I'm sorry, but it's over."

Wisebeardman: "What is this? I don't even..."

Lil Christian: will never have to worry about break-up lines because all of her big brothers and sisters here on CC are WAY too overprotective to ever let her go on a date.

Sorry... that's all I can think of for now... (I was trying to think of lines for Tintin and BruceWayne but haven't come up with anything... yet. :p)
 

Utah

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Dec 1, 2014
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#13
You've been paroled?
 

mailmandan

Senior Member
Apr 7, 2014
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#14
Our relationship has run its natural course. It's over. It's not you, it's me. But mostly you!
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#15
*Views "like" on her post.*

Kodiak: "I'm sorry, this isn't going to work, because I'm better at sewing and cooking than you." (Hope I remember correctly... Kodi was pretty talented in the area of home economics if I remember the "Speak Your Mind" thread right.)

Kodiak if he was dating someone older: "I'm sorry, but I know more about 80's trivia and pop culture than you do! We have nothing in common!"

Kodiak if he were dating someone who couldn't take care of all his self-injuries: "I'm sorry, but bringing me plastic bandages with cartoon characters on them just even enough. (Even if they are 80's cartoons.) I have so many self-induced mishaps that anything less than an ER nurse just won't qualify."

(Don't worry, Kodiak. I'M clumsy too. And if I'm getting these lines wrong for you--or anyone else--please feel free to correct me! :))
 

maxwel

Senior Member
Apr 18, 2013
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#16
If you and the dog BOTH leave...

I'm really going to miss that dog.
 

melita916

Senior Member
Aug 12, 2011
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#17
Well... I'm willing to share my snocone with "the one." But.. the one would know better than to ask me to share my snocone. Lol
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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Lynx: "You use Windows? Sorry. We're just totally unequally yoked..."
Only if she refused to run an antivirus with her Windows, and then expected me to fix her computer every time it got a bug.

Yes, some people use Windows online with no antivirus and expect me to help them every flipping time. Yes it does get very old.