If the Jurassic Park Movie Series Was Real, Would You Go to The Theme Parks?

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seoulsearch

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Hey everyone!

As some people here know, when I see a movie I really like, I get a bit zealous and want to discuss it for a few days (which is one of my personal side effects of not having a significant other to talk about it with.)

*SPOILER ALERT* The discussions here might ruin some of the suspense for those who haven't seen the movie, so you may not want to read any further if you haven't seen it.

The inspiration for this thread was the scene in which a control operator talked about "the original park" and how "legit" it was. Of course, the fact was also brought up that PEOPLE AT THAT PARK DIED.

And so I'm thinking to myself, on any given day this current park has 20,000+ visitors who are all coming to a place with a 20-year history of the animals consistently escaping and killing people??? Seriously???

And then I thought, "Aw crud, Seoul, you know curiosity would get the best of you and you'd wind up going whether you wound up on the menu or not!"

However, I would probably opt out for attractions without a barrier between myself and the animals. I'd like to think I'm fairly adventurous: I've petted snakes, starfish, sting rays, alligators, and sharks; I stood in a line with 3 other people as we simultaneously held a massive albino python. However, I also had a chance to stand near a bay on which alligators sun themselves--you're about 4 feet away from a big pile of gators and can have your picture taken--and there are no restraints. Sorry, but I had to pass on that one.

I was going to do this in the form of a poll, but thought it would be more fun if people gave their own answers:

1. If the Jurassic movies were real (including the long history of guests being eaten), would you still go? Would you be a bit scared or hesitant to go on any of the attractions?

2. Would you take a job training raptors, if given a chance, knowing you could be attacked at any time?

3. In the Jurassic World movie, are you more like the big brother (cool, detached, more interested in members of the opposite sex than paleontology), or the little brother (emotional, totally excited and full of facts and statistics)? I am definitely the little brother, skipping from exhibit to exhibit and reading every single plaque along the way. The problem is, I can't remember any of the information for any longer than the time I've spent reading it.

4. And, this is THE question of all questions: How fast can you run in high heels? Certainly fast enough to outrun a T-Rex, right?? All I can say is, I'd pretty much be an instantaneous snack. I can barely put my feet into the stupid things, let alone run in them.

What about the rest of you? Feel free to answer any questions that may apply to you even if you haven't seen the movie.

For anyone who feels this thread is a waste of time because it's not "Christ-centered", please understand that one of the reasons I like these kinds of movies is because it makes me think about things like Creation and what it was REALLY like. Did Adam and Eve walk with dinosaurs, or were they kept out of the Garden of Eden?

However it happened, all I could think about as I was "seeing" these amazing creatures walk around was, "God, You. Are. Amazing."

And so, it seemed like a perfect opportunity to have some fun, get to know people here... And to find out who are the adventurers... and who are the chumps. :) ( I would say I'm Mostly Chump with Adventurous Outbursts.)

What about you?
 

tourist

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I've been to Animal Kingdom in Walt Disney World more than once so I'm sure that I would be up for Jurassic Park. I'm not doing the high heel thing though. Probably would wear my steel toe boots.
 

Lynx

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In the original book Jurassic Park they started with incomplete DNA, so even the scientist dr. Wu admitted that their dinosaurs were not exactly realistic to begin with. That would ruin it for me. I wouldn't have any interest in going to a park to see a geneticist's recreation of something close to an original dinosaur.
 
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I'd go but only to slay those dragons for there is an ancient and well documented enmity between the seed of man and the seed of the dragon.

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seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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In the original book Jurassic Park they started with incomplete DNA, so even the scientist dr. Wu admitted that their dinosaurs were not exactly realistic to begin with. That would ruin it for me. I wouldn't have any interest in going to a park to see a geneticist's recreation of something close to an original dinosaur.
This is interesting...

But as for me, I personally believe that since we live in a fallen world, we won't have a chance to see any kind of DNA (including our own) until we get to heaven.

Genetics are fascinating to me because, being adopted with no history, I have no known genetic connection to anyone. They have computer programs that print out pictures of what a couple's potential offspring might look like... Does it work in reverse? All my life I've wondered if I "look" like anyone. Could I give the programmer's my picture and could they give me pictures of what my parents might look like?

I guess I'm a bit more lenient as far as demanding "pure" or "original" DNA since I don't seem to have any myself. And at the Museum of Science & Industry, I saw cloned mice that looked nothing like their parents (completely different fur colors) and genetically modified frogs that had glow-in-the-dark eyes. I'm fascinated by things like that.

I totally respect your opinion, Lynx. But as for me, I'd be happy just to see even a resemblance of something so fascinating right there in front of me.
 
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I live in New Jersey. Visiting Jurassic Park would be a pleasant, safer way to spend the day. ;)
 

seoulsearch

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I live in New Jersey. Visiting Jurassic Park would be a pleasant, safer way to spend the day. ;)
Beware the dreaded Jersey Shore-ous Rex.

It probably has a fake tan and hair extensions.
 
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MollyConnor

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  • I would go but only after several years of accident free visitis. I mean that if the park opens right now in 2015, I would wait as least five years to see if any dinosaurs escape and cause terror. If not, then I would definitely go! I LOVE dinosaurs precisely because of the first Jurassic Park movie. I grew up very curious about them.
  • Never! I’m not really an outdoorsy person. LOL It’s hot and there are bugs! :eek: And I would be terrified of training them.
  • I’m like the little brother...hehe...I don’t even know how to talk to the opposite sex. But I love dinosaurs and I love learning! ;)
  • I don’t know how to even walk in heels! :eek: But I wouldn’t have put myself in that situation because I would have taken really good care of my nephews ;)


I’m adventurous in the imaginary sense...I like reading books for my adventures. LOL I do run in the mornings and that's fun...but working full time with animals and outside is just too much. :p



Also, thought this would be cute for this thread.
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BruceWayne

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Aug 7, 2013
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#12
Probably not... unless they added a baby dinosaur petting park, then obviously I would.

 
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*SPOILER ALERT* The discussions here might ruin some of the suspense for those who haven't seen the movie, so you may not want to read any further if you haven't seen it.

Spoiler alert: It's about dinosaurs.

People may or may possibly not be eaten. Don't try any of the stunts at home.
 
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shlee23

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#14
I would definitely go!
 
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Abing

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#15
I would! It'd be fun. To get eaten. Alive. By dinosaurs. I might change my mind.
 
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MollyConnor

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#16
What ever you do guys, don't go to the bathroom! That's where they eat you alive! :eek:

 

Siela01

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Sep 23, 2015
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Hey everyone!

As some people here know, when I see a movie I really like, I get a bit zealous and want to discuss it for a few days (which is one of my personal side effects of not having a significant other to talk about it with.)

*SPOILER ALERT* The discussions here might ruin some of the suspense for those who haven't seen the movie, so you may not want to read any further if you haven't seen it.

The inspiration for this thread was the scene in which a control operator talked about "the original park" and how "legit" it was. Of course, the fact was also brought up that PEOPLE AT THAT PARK DIED.

And so I'm thinking to myself, on any given day this current park has 20,000+ visitors who are all coming to a place with a 20-year history of the animals consistently escaping and killing people??? Seriously???

And then I thought, "Aw crud, Seoul, you know curiosity would get the best of you and you'd wind up going whether you wound up on the menu or not!"

However, I would probably opt out for attractions without a barrier between myself and the animals. I'd like to think I'm fairly adventurous: I've petted snakes, starfish, sting rays, alligators, and sharks; I stood in a line with 3 other people as we simultaneously held a massive albino python. However, I also had a chance to stand near a bay on which alligators sun themselves--you're about 4 feet away from a big pile of gators and can have your picture taken--and there are no restraints. Sorry, but I had to pass on that one.

I was going to do this in the form of a poll, but thought it would be more fun if people gave their own answers:

1. If the Jurassic movies were real (including the long history of guests being eaten), would you still go? Would you be a bit scared or hesitant to go on any of the attractions?

2. Would you take a job training raptors, if given a chance, knowing you could be attacked at any time?

3. In the Jurassic World movie, are you more like the big brother (cool, detached, more interested in members of the opposite sex than paleontology), or the little brother (emotional, totally excited and full of facts and statistics)? I am definitely the little brother, skipping from exhibit to exhibit and reading every single plaque along the way. The problem is, I can't remember any of the information for any longer than the time I've spent reading it.

4. And, this is THE question of all questions: How fast can you run in high heels? Certainly fast enough to outrun a T-Rex, right?? All I can say is, I'd pretty much be an instantaneous snack. I can barely put my feet into the stupid things, let alone run in them.

What about the rest of you? Feel free to answer any questions that may apply to you even if you haven't seen the movie.

For anyone who feels this thread is a waste of time because it's not "Christ-centered", please understand that one of the reasons I like these kinds of movies is because it makes me think about things like Creation and what it was REALLY like. Did Adam and Eve walk with dinosaurs, or were they kept out of the Garden of Eden?

However it happened, all I could think about as I was "seeing" these amazing creatures walk around was, "God, You. Are. Amazing."

And so, it seemed like a perfect opportunity to have some fun, get to know people here... And to find out who are the adventurers... and who are the chumps. :) ( I would say I'm Mostly Chump with Adventurous Outbursts.)

What about you?
Thank u, thank u bcs u make this thread:) *happy, happy* ^^