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Sirk

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In search of a habitually traditional mate to share a regular boring existence based on biased customary expectations as well as ritualistic fixed routines.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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What's your debt like?
 

seoulsearch

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In search of a habitually traditional mate to share a regular boring existence based on biased customary expectations as well as ritualistic fixed routines.
What's your debt like?
If nothing else, maybe he's willing to sell his foot for $20 million and pay off any debt.

Then again... maybe that's just too habitual and ritualistic.

Not to mention traditional.

(Seriously, what American college student HASN'T thought of selling their blood/plasma/left side of their brain to one of those ads in every college newsletter hoping to make a quick buck?)
 

Reborn

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In search of a habitually traditional mate to share a regular boring existence based on biased customary expectations as well as ritualistic fixed routines.
Sort of like a Star Wars droid?

2-1B
No one ever shows that droid any love.
 

seoulsearch

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Sort of like a Star Wars droid?

2-1B
No one ever shows that droid any love.
Reborn, this is the second time you've said this in two different threads in under five minutes...

Are you sure that YOU aren't a droid???!!! (Or maybe CCBot in disguise???)

(If you are... I might consider buying your key chain... Just as long as it doesn't talk or complain about not being shown any love.)
 

Reborn

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Reborn, this is the second time you've said this in two different threads in under five minutes...

Are you sure that YOU aren't a droid???!!! (Or maybe CCBot in disguise???)

(If you are... I might consider buying your key chain... Just as long as it doesn't talk or complain about not being shown any love.)

You like how I made that joke flow between posts?
My answer worked for both of your threads.




BTW, comedians do not write new material for every town they stop in. :)
 
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MollyConnor

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Sirk, share you favorite movie moments so that the ladies can get to know you better...
But remember, this is NOT a dating site! :p
 
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Sirk

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Better to try to reconcile with your wife or stay single.
Ya...I was considering abandoning my dignity and begging and pleading for her too change her mind. Do you have any suggestions for that? Should I send her flowers at work...show up at her house and throw pebbles at her window and serenade her with Poisons 80's hit "Every Rose Has its Thorn"?

As an aside...I like illustrating absurdity. That is what this thread is about as well as my response to your post therein.
 
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Sirk

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Sirk, share you favorite movie moments so that the ladies can get to know you better...
But remember, this is NOT a dating site! :p
I like the way Brad Pitt says "nazis" in his hit movie Inglorious you know whats...Lol.
 
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Ya...I was considering abandoning my dignity and begging and pleading for her too change her mind. Do you have any suggestions for that? Should I send her flowers at work...show up at her house and throw pebbles at her window and serenade her with Poisons 80's hit "Every Rose Has its Thorn"?

As an aside...I like illustrating absurdity. That is what this thread is about as well as my response to your post therein.
Maybe you should give some of those ideas a try actually, they're not bad ideas.
 
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Sirk

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Maybe you should give some of those ideas a try actually, they're not bad ideas.
Have you ever had a girlfriend? Let me give you a hint....if she dumps you...you have a better chance of her coming back if you act desperate and in despair. Women love that in a guy.
 
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Have you ever had a girlfriend? Let me give you a hint....if she dumps you...you have a better chance of her coming back if you act desperate and in despair. Women love that in a guy.
I had a girlfriend once, didn't go very far besides a few dates and kisses, though indeed breaking up didn't feel good regardless. That was about 10, almost 11 years ago. If I can be single that long, so can you. In your case though you have all ready married Sir Sirk. I love you enough to tell you the truth even if it sounds harder on paper than it is in my speaking. Try to get your wife back or stay single. Tis more dignified to beg on your knees for your rightful wife than to seek an affair.

Luke 16:18

[SUP]18 [/SUP]Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.
 
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In search of a man that loves Jesus with all his heart, enjoys cooking together, loves my singing, writing, loves having a woman whose little heart gets stirred as he fixes things around the house (fixing vehicles is a plus :)) and picks up his socks :). I know it's asking a lot, lol.
 
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Sirk

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I had a girlfriend once, didn't go very far besides a few dates and kisses, though indeed breaking up didn't feel good regardless. That was about 10, almost 11 years ago. If I can be single that long, so can you. In your case though you have all ready married Sir Sirk. I love you enough to tell you the truth even if it sounds harder on paper than it is in my speaking. Try to get your wife back or stay single. Tis more dignified to beg on your knees for your rightful wife than to seek an affair.

Luke 16:18

[SUP]18 [/SUP]Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.
I understand your concern. I am celibate and intend to stay that way. Please don't make this thread about me. It was not intended to be. It was intended to illustrate the absurdity of waxing nostalgic about a biased perception of a "traditional" husband and wife relationship.
 
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How about start out with a since, "I'm sorry...." Give her time to think about it; then send flowers.. her favorite.
 
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Not a dating sight? I thought different people at one time was trying to get us singles married off, lol.