You goober!

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Lynx

Lynx

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A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, he returned to the office and said,
"A long time. We're gonna build a house."
 
Lynx

Lynx

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"Goober" in this case means anyone who has done something not-quite-bright. It can take the place of almost any blonde, polock, redneck, etc. in a joke you know that you want to tell.

So have you heard any good goober stories lately?
 
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Sirk

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Lynx said:
"Goober" in this case means anyone who has done something not-quite-bright. It can take the place of almost any blonde, polock, redneck, etc. in a joke you know that you want to tell.

So have you heard any good goober stories lately?
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This one time I had a customer who accused me of doing a substandard job of wiring their house. The guy was even mean about it...called me names and threatened to sue me. Their "smoke detectors" kept going off and they even changed with the time change. In the end....it was their alarm clock going off around dinner time.
 
seoulsearch

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I've heard Goobers are good with cars.

Er... Maybe I'm thinking of Gomers...


 
Roh_Chris

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WAIT! Someone called me a goober in the forum. Urban Dictionary defines a goober as a "kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball". :confused:

I'm not sure about their intention anymore...
 
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Tintin

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Roh_Chris said:
WAIT! Someone called me a goober in the forum. Urban Dictionary defines a goober as a "kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball". :confused:

I'm not sure about their intention anymore...
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Yes, I called you a goober. Probably many a time, brother. Not Goomba. That's different. Hey, it's me, Mario!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Tintin said:
Yes, I called you a goober. Probably many a time, brother. Not Goomba. That's different. Hey, it's A me, Mario!
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Fixed it for you, Tin... You loveable goober, you. :D
 
Roh_Chris

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Tintin said:
Yes, I called you a goober. Probably many a time, brother. Not Goomba. That's different. Hey, it's me, Mario!
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Aww, thank you, brother. I feel honoured to be a part of the goober club. Any chance that I could run for the Presidency of the Club?
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Roh_Chris said:
Aww, thank you, brother. I feel honoured to be a part of the goober club. Any chance that I could run for the Presidency of the Club?
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As long as I can be treasurer, we have an accord :p
 
Roh_Chris

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Donkeyfish07 said:
As long as I can be treasurer, we have an accord :p
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We have a deal. You can name the party and lead the canvassing brigade. :p

By the way, I am looking for a treasure with some "special skills". Are you capable of fudging accounts and diverting funds?
 
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Tintin

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Roh_Chris said:
Aww, thank you, brother. I feel honoured to be a part of the goober club. Any chance that I could run for the Presidency of the Club?
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Yeah, sure. You can be the Goobiest of the Goobers!
 
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Sirk

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[video=youtube;H9WpK-W8cCo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9WpK-W8cCo#action=share[/video]
 
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Tintin

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Sirk said:
[video=youtube;H9WpK-W8cCo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9WpK-W8cCo#action=share[/video]
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What did I just watch? I'm kind of glad I didn't grow up with Spong Bob Put-on-more-pants.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Roh_Chris said:
We have a deal. You can name the party and lead the canvassing brigade. :p

By the way, I am looking for a treasure with some "special skills". Are you capable of fudging accounts and diverting funds?
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Of course Im capable of that. Why do you think I asked? ;)
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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The Singles Forum is lacking in originality these days. Lol.
 
Lynx

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Hmm... this hasn't worked out as I hoped. I was looking forward to some jokes. Ah well.
 
Roh_Chris

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Lynx said:
Hmm... this hasn't worked out as I hoped. I was looking forward to some jokes. Ah well.
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Haven't you learnt that you can never achieve what you intended to achieve, whenever you start a thread in Singles? :p
 
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