Would you date someone that eats tuna swandwish with a forck ?

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Donkeyfish07

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Reborn said:
A fork?
Yes.

A spork?
She has to go.

I don't do utensils that are going through an identity crisis.
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It's called transutensilism. You Sporkaphobe :p
 
PoetMary

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I can only presume that a SWANdwich is made of swan...which seems a little odd.

But it would make sense to eat such a dignified bird sandwich with a fork.
 
seoulsearch

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Well of course, it totally depends on which fork he uses.

If he uses the SALAD fork to eat his entree... it's just all over.

Never mind that I can count on one hand the number of times I've eaten at places with more than one fork.
 
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cmarieh

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What about eating a donut with a fork? Just curiosity I suppose. I'm not saying that I do, but if I would it would be for a powdered donut. Make sense? Because I think I confused myself already lol
 
zeroturbulence

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I'd eat it with a frock, but never a forck.

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JeniBean

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I had a date once eat a snickers bar with a fork. I was like what the heck??? Grabbed the poor snickers and took a bite out of it. He was appalled. I was thrilled as it was the easiest way to end a horrible date!!!!
 
Lynx

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What do you eat it on a boat?
Would you eat it with a goat?
Would you eat it with a fox?
If the fox were Courtney Cox...

But since that's simply not the case
Get that stuff on outta my face!
 
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GodIsSalvation

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I'm not a fan of tuna either. Lol makes me think of something my carnal dad said once though when I told him I thought it tasted bad. He replied, "but it's the chicken of the sea."
 
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James4redemption

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No. Because I'm against it.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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For real!

For the record pizza and a fork are also unequally yoked. In fact that is black heresy, to eat pizza with a fork.
 
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James4redemption

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seoulsearch said:
Which part are you against?

The tuna sandwich or the fork?

Or is it putting the two together that's causing all the conflict? :p
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The entire concept offends me.

:p
 
CatHerder

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All my dates eat their tuna sandwiches with chopsticks.

oh wait...that's not a tuna sandwich, that's their Szechuan chicken...
and she was someone else's date that I saw when I was eating my stir-fry from across the restaurant...


...alone


what's a date?
 
gypsygirl

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doctor, is there something wrong with me that i giggled at the idea of you "meating" somebody?

i can't decide if this reveals cannibalistic tendencies on your part, or some kind of unhealthy bias you have against the vegans of the world?

p.s. i prefer my tuna fish in a casserole, covered with a lot of cheese and crispy panko topping. the chopsticks are optional.
 
Lynx

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I dunno... Brian Sack, writer of the Banterist site, put up a $500 contest for a new steakhouse name. A few days later he posted the following:

Last week, or whenever it was, I asked you for suggestions regarding a name for my step-brother’s steakhouse. I didn’t want to limit you or put ideas in your head so I gave you very little information. You did not let this lack of details hinder you in any way.
I learned two things:
1: I have a large, quiet readership that makes themselves known as soon as you offer $500 for something.
2: I have a large, quiet readership that would name a place “Meat Here” if they had the chance.
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AlaynaJ

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I want to edit the title of this thread SOOOOOOO badly, but I will restrain myself from doing it, because obviously the filarious failure of the spelling is the main reason most people clicked on it in the first place.

*sits in a corner rocking back and forth and humming to herself while sitting on her hands to keep herself from messing it up with corrections*
 
Roh_Chris

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Alayna, please don't sit in a corner rocking back and forth. That's where the hideous creatures in the horror movies hide.

And you are freaking me out.
 
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