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[crosstweed]

So someone asks you a question or makes a smart remark... And POOF a bolt from the blue strikes you or someone nearby and from nowhere a brilliant reply simply spills from your/their mouth!

Suddenly cold water is being applied to burns! Hysterical laughter breaks loose! The Fun Police have been alerted! Your mother, laughing in spite of herself, reaches across the table and swats you for making such a funny remark/pun!



TELL US ABOUT IT!



For me personally, one such occasion involved driving along a terribly curvy service road while hauling a camper trailer. My mother felt compelled to comment upon how twisted this road was, and I was in turn compelled to comment that you know what they say, which is that "One good turn deserves another," and everyone laughed, and the fun police were notified immediately, and my mother, who feels obligated to let no good pun go unpunnished, swatted me.

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[JonahLynx]

On a warm summer afternoon, the sun beamed through the trees and onto our neighborhood as we all gathered in the cul-de-sac. Wisps of smoke from the grills rose high into the air, which saw the occasional crack and pop of the fireworks. Here I was helping to prepare the hamburgers and hotdogs when suddenly my partner let out an oath of PG-13 rating!

"What happened?" I asked, as I looked at the partially collapsed table - sandwich components strewn over the grass. My neighbor refused to admit his blunder and proceeded to discard the fallen buns, cabbage, and tomatoes. After a minute or two, he returned to the grill, refusing to look me in the eye.

Then, it happened. I could not help myself; but you see it was too great to resist. The moment was perfect. My time had come! Yes, the words came by their own volition, and I said...

"Lettuce continue."

 

[crosstweed]

On a warm summer afternoon, the sun beamed through the trees and onto our neighborhood as we all gathered in the cul-de-sac. Wisps of smoke from the grills rose high into the air, which saw the occasional crack and pop of the fireworks. Here I was helping to prepare the hamburgers and hotdogs when suddenly my partner let out an oath of PG-13 rating!

"What happened?" I asked, as I looked at the partially collapsed table - sandwich components strewn over the grass. My neighbor refused to admit his blunder and proceeded to discard the fallen buns, cabbage, and tomatoes. After a minute or two, he returned to the grill, refusing to look me in the eye.

Then, it happened. I could not help myself; but you see it was too great to resist. The moment was perfect. My time had come! Yes, the words came by their own volition, and I said...

"Lettuce continue."

You paint a magnificent word picture, sir, and we hold your timing to be impeccable.

 

[Born_Again]

Okay, so, yeas ago, family road trip. My brother and I were goofing around in the back seat apparently making too much noise for my mother. When it became too much to bear, my mother turned around, smacking hand held high "My seatbelt is off!!" she yelled. Without missing a beat I relied "And mine is on!" Yea, that hand of hers, it got put to use lol

 

[crosstweed]

Okay, so, yeas ago, family road trip. My brother and I were goofing around in the back seat apparently making too much noise for my mother. When it became too much to bear, my mother turned around, smacking hand held high "My seatbelt is off!!" she yelled. Without missing a beat I relied "And mine is on!" Yea, that hand of hers, it got put to use lol

xD Insolent kiddies...

 

[ntw1103]

Long story, by my family had a 12 passenger van, they called it the funvan. After that van died, and we transitioned to a suburban, my family started calling it the Funburban.
One day, getting ready to leave on a road trip, there was some debate about who would ride in which vehicle. My parents were taking the Funburban. At the time, I was trying a Tahoe. I went out to the Tahoe and was waiting. I wasn't too concerned with how they decided who would ride in which vehicle. Some of my siblings joined me. As the Funburban was pulling out of the drive way, one of my siblings in the back seat said "I wanted to ride in the Funburban." I turned around excitedly to cheer them up. "It's okay, we get to ride in the Funhoe!"(as soon as the words left my mouth I realized the mistake) My sister, who was sitting in the seat next to me did not approve. -_-

 

[seoulsearch]

Long story, by my family had a 12 passenger van, they called it the funvan. After that van died, and we transitioned to a suburban, my family started calling it the Funburban.
One day, getting ready to leave on a road trip, there was some debate about who would ride in which vehicle. My parents were taking the Funburban. At the time, I was trying a Tahoe. I went out to the Tahoe and was waiting. I wasn't too concerned with how they decided who would ride in which vehicle. Some of my siblings joined me. As the Funburban was pulling out of the drive way, one of my siblings in the back seat said "I wanted to ride in the Funburban." I turned around excitedly to cheer them up. "It's okay, we get to ride in the Funhoe!"(as soon as the words left my mouth I realized the mistake) My sister, who was sitting in the seat next to me did not approve. -_-

It's a good thing you were carpooling your family and not a group from church! Lol!

Or worse yet, a youth group...

 

[Tinkerbell725]

Someone was ranting about something and I was getting tired of it so I said. Mind over matter. If you dont mind, it does'nt matter.

 

[crosstweed]

Long story, by my family had a 12 passenger van, they called it the funvan. After that van died, and we transitioned to a suburban, my family started calling it the Funburban.
One day, getting ready to leave on a road trip, there was some debate about who would ride in which vehicle. My parents were taking the Funburban. At the time, I was trying a Tahoe. I went out to the Tahoe and was waiting. I wasn't too concerned with how they decided who would ride in which vehicle. Some of my siblings joined me. As the Funburban was pulling out of the drive way, one of my siblings in the back seat said "I wanted to ride in the Funburban." I turned around excitedly to cheer them up. "It's okay, we get to ride in the Funhoe!"(as soon as the words left my mouth I realized the mistake) My sister, who was sitting in the seat next to me did not approve. -_-

As soon as I saw the word "Tahoe" in you post...

"He said Funhoe, didn't he? Yep." smh

 

[NukePooch]

For those who remember the movie The Hunt For Red October... (and, like me, speak entire conversations using obscure movie quotes)

I was following my brother on a family trip out west...we had walkie-talkies between our two vehicles.
We were in nowheresville Montana trying to get to our overnight campground.
My brother sees the road he needs to turn on, slams on the brakes at 60MPH, skids, and fishtails left onto the road.
I grab the walkie-talkie and scream "Conn, Sonar! Crazy Ivan!"
My brother had to pull over because he was laughing so hard he was hyperventilating.


Seaman Jones: Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!
Capt. Bart Mancuso: All stop! Quick quiet!
[the ships engines are shut down completely]
Beaumont: What's goin' on?
Seaman Jones: Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it "Crazy Ivan." The only thing you can do is go dead. Shut everything down and make like a hole in the water.
Beaumont: So what's the catch?
Seaman Jones: The catch is, a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime... and if we're too close, we'll drift right into the back of him.

 

[jennymae]

For those who remember the movie The Hunt For Red October... (and, like me, speak entire conversations using obscure movie quotes)

I was following my brother on a family trip out west...we had walkie-talkies between our two vehicles.
We were in nowheresville Montana trying to get to our overnight campground.
My brother sees the road he needs to turn on, slams on the brakes at 60MPH, skids, and fishtails left onto the road.
I grab the walkie-talkie and scream "Conn, Sonar! Crazy Ivan!"
My brother had to pull over because he was laughing so hard he was hyperventilating.


Seaman Jones: Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!
Capt. Bart Mancuso: All stop! Quick quiet!
[the ships engines are shut down completely]
Beaumont: What's goin' on?
Seaman Jones: Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it "Crazy Ivan." The only thing you can do is go dead. Shut everything down and make like a hole in the water.
Beaumont: So what's the catch?
Seaman Jones: The catch is, a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime... and if we're too close, we'll drift right into the back of him.

Hopefully crazy Ivan don't turn on a dime lol.

 

[AsifinPassing]

So someone asks you a question or makes a smart remark... And POOF a bolt from the blue strikes you or someone nearby and from nowhere a brilliant reply simply spills from your/their mouth!

Suddenly cold water is being applied to burns! Hysterical laughter breaks loose! The Fun Police have been alerted! Your mother, laughing in spite of herself, reaches across the table and swats you for making such a funny remark/pun!



TELL US ABOUT IT!



For me personally, one such occasion involved driving along a terribly curvy service road while hauling a camper trailer. My mother felt compelled to comment upon how twisted this road was, and I was in turn compelled to comment that you know what they say, which is that "One good turn deserves another," and everyone laughed, and the fun police were notified immediately, and my mother, who feels obligated to let no good pun go unpunnished, swatted me.

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There are far to many, and few of significance. I utilize such witty tomfoolery on a daily basis.

I can't really think of a specific example, but for a general instance of such an occurrence:


*female relation of some kind is cooking, be it friend, cousin, mother, etc*

Female Relation: "Ah! I set the pan on fire!"

Me: "That's hot..."

or

*Phone Rings* "Suicide hotline. Please hold..."

This is a typical day, and my default reactions to several situations.

 

[Born_Again]

For those who remember the movie The Hunt For Red October... (and, like me, speak entire conversations using obscure movie quotes)

I was following my brother on a family trip out west...we had walkie-talkies between our two vehicles.
We were in nowheresville Montana trying to get to our overnight campground.
My brother sees the road he needs to turn on, slams on the brakes at 60MPH, skids, and fishtails left onto the road.
I grab the walkie-talkie and scream "Conn, Sonar! Crazy Ivan!"
My brother had to pull over because he was laughing so hard he was hyperventilating.


Seaman Jones: Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!
Capt. Bart Mancuso: All stop! Quick quiet!
[the ships engines are shut down completely]
Beaumont: What's goin' on?
Seaman Jones: Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it "Crazy Ivan." The only thing you can do is go dead. Shut everything down and make like a hole in the water.
Beaumont: So what's the catch?
Seaman Jones: The catch is, a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime... and if we're too close, we'll drift right into the back of him.

HAHAHAHA I love that movie!! That is hilarious, bro! LOL