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crosstweed

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Just being upfront: I've never played this game before and it's not original to me. But it's a good idea. Lol.

Make a statement. The person who replies will make a statement that takes things in a new direction that is scary, humorous, or otherwise surprising to the reader. Some examples:

1. Bob changed, got into bed, and turned out the light.
- Had it been his house the night may have been more restful for him.

2. Until now Bob had a long work commute.
- However, the recent mudslide had destroyed his home, and the Happy Time Inn is located only two blocks from his employ.

3. Bob and Sally went to dinner.
- Bob is a cannibal.

4. Bob lay in his bed, unable to sleep.
- The whispering from beneath his bed saying "wait till he's asleep then we'll kill him" may have been a contributing factor.

Here goes...

Rachel had a nice, normal, adorable cat...
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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crosstweed said:
Rachel had a nice, normal, adorable cat...
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She accessorized it with a hat.

She stroked it on her lap,
She stroked it while she napped.

She fed it roast beast,
She dubbed it Fancy Feast.

Rachel loved the cat,
Without it, Rachel might have snapped.
 
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crosstweed

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Siberian_Khatru said:
She accessorized it with a hat.

She stroked it on her lap,
She stroked it while she napped.

She fed it roast beast,
She dubbed it Fancy Feast.

Rachel loved the cat,
Without it, Rachel might have snapped.
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But of course, Rachel couldn't snap; she had no opposable thumbs.
 
cinder

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crosstweed said:
Rachel had a nice, normal, adorable cat...
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And like a normal cat it was curious. Unfortunately what it was curious about was the inhabitants of the dog pound next door. That's why Rachel had a cat, but she doesn't anymore.
 
Born_Again

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cinder said:
And like a normal cat it was curious. Unfortunately what it was curious about was the inhabitants of the dog pound next door. That's why Rachel had a cat, but she doesn't anymore.
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She sat quietly in the dark, reflecting on the times she had with her cat. Never could she had imagined the cat would be so dumb as to test the length of dogs leash. While pondering this tragic unfolding, she failed to notice her couch was now on fire from the candle she had lit only moments ago. In a daze she stared in aw.
 
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crosstweed

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Richard just went to work at his new job for the first time...
 
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blondieindahouse

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She jumped up and ran to get the fire extinguisher! Down the hall ,around the corner and into the bathroom she ran! Her heart was pounding with fear . It seemed as if time stood still and was racing all at the same time. Finally, she is back at the sofa to extinguish the fire. Then , peeking from behind the curtain she saw what appeared to be her cat!! How could this be?
 
Born_Again

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In her amazement, she dropped the extinguisher. The jolt caused it to go off, startling the cat, whom then ran headstrong into the blazing inferno that was the couch.
 
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blondieindahouse

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But then...... she picked up the cat, rolled the cat on the floor and saved him. She then put the fire completely out.
While giving the cat medical attention she noticed a bear outside the kitchen window.
 
Born_Again

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The bear was playing a ukulele and wearing a sombrero.
 
JesusLives

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blondieindahouse said:
But then...... she picked up the cat, rolled the cat on the floor and saved him. She then put the fire completely out.
While giving the cat medical attention she noticed a bear outside the kitchen window.
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It was Smokey saying "Only you can prevent forest fires..."
 
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blondieindahouse

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So naturally she invited smokey in to share some of her items in her picnic basket. While smokey polished off the food she finished up with her cat . The cat was now bald due to the fire so she made her cat some pajamas.
 
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crosstweed

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Caterwauling, unfortunately, is notorious for summoning baboons and Western Lowlands Gorillas.
 
Born_Again

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crosstweed said:
Caterwauling, unfortunately, is notorious for summoning baboons and Western Lowlands Gorillas.
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Okay, crosstweed, you win. That was the most random thing I have seen all day! LOL
 
AsifinPassing

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SO... as Richard pondered this, the boss called him from down the hall.

"Is Rachel with you?" he shouted while leaning out from his office door.

"Aw, crud!" Richard mumbled remembering she needed a ride to work today. He was so jazzed about this new job that he'd forgotten to pick her up.
 
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