Wait, does this thing work?

[MollyConnor]

Pretty obvious it was a joke. Who goes to the beach but hates sand? What puppy doesn't pee everywhere? And when's the last time liking poptarts attracted a woman?

I've made a lot of friends on the internet, and dated a few as well. I have met some great people online. So perhaps the ever cynical attitude about every single person online isn't really the way to go.
Just remember *you* are are online and therefore one of those people you are talking down about.

Um...what's wrong with poptarts? I like them!

 

[crosstweed]

Pretty obvious it was a joke. Who goes to the beach but hates sand?

 

[JesusxIsxAlive]

Sorry! I misinterpreted what the "singles" section was for, I'm very aware that this isn't a dating site. This is the first post I've put on here regarding this topic - no judgement please!

I'm trying to get this post deleted ASAP, because I'm not here to be the recipient of mockery and my intentions were not to insult anyone

Any mods who can get this off, please do

God bless you alllll xxx

 

[crosstweed]

Sorry! I misinterpreted what the "singles" section was for, I'm very aware that this isn't a dating site. This is the first post I've put on here regarding this topic - no judgement please!

I'm trying to get this post deleted ASAP, because I'm not here to be the recipient of mockery and my intentions were not to insult anyone

Any mods who can get this off, please do

God bless you alllll xxx

Lol, don't worry about it; it happens all the time.
To ease this awkwardness, here is Ryan Gosling and a sloth:

 

[coby]

OP:

This is why you *general you* need to be very careful regarding getting to know someone on the internet as a friend or as a potential dating partner.

If you look at the guy's age, you will notice that he is 45 years old... Old enough to be your father.

But he looks like 20. Hey Addison wanna go to the beach?

 

[Roh_Chris]

Lol, don't worry about it; it happens all the time.
To ease this awkwardness, here is Ryan Gosling and a sloth:

Fun fact about sloths: TIL sloths move so rarely and so slowly that there are 2 varieties of algae which grow between their toes.

You're welcome!

 

[AsifinPassing]

Uhhh so I ended up in the singles section

I mean, it would be super cool to find a Christian dude

Whatever God's will is!

Can you hear me? Is this thing on? Helloo...?! Like this?! Does this thing work?


^_~ Just a little humor, but if you mean 'will I find a relationship partner here?' Maybe...but like so many have said, this isn't Eharmony or anything... We're just the part of a Christian site where the single peoples can come to relate with other single peoples. Sort of like a weird coffee shop club thing...that meets on Tuesday nights...and talks about life...and books...and just sort of happened without a lot of planning or future goals... *shrugs*

 

[crosstweed]

Can you hear me? Is this thing on? Helloo...?! Like this?! Does this thing work?

How It Should Have Ended!

 

[AsifinPassing]

**FOR SOME REASON!!! ...I can't seem to quote anybody anymore... My button privileges have been rescinded.**

Anyway, that said, the time has come for the original reason behind this post:

*Narrator voice* "...slowly, but surely, she continued to grow in levels of coolness...

 

[crosstweed]

**FOR SOME REASON!!! ...I can't seem to quote anybody anymore... My button privileges have been rescinded.**

Anyway, that said, the time has come for the original reason behind this post:

*Narrator voice* "...slowly, but surely, she continued to grow in levels of coolness...

 

[AsifinPassing]

Okay, we're NOT taking him back to base...He is DEFINITELY up to something!

 

[crosstweed]

Okay, we're NOT taking him back to base...He is DEFINITELY up to something!

Of all the HISHEs, that scene is probably my favorite. My brother and I went around going "MMWUAHUUHhuuhHUHHUHAH!" for... weeks.