I can't stop laughing...

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Stone5524

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No matter how many times I think about it...I find myself laughing at the sheer craziness of Jesus walking on water.

I mean...can you imagine actually seeing something like that? If I was one of the disciples and like, somehow I managed to break away from the awe struck and mind paralyzation of it...I think I'd be laughing like someone from the insane asylum...like what am I seeing right now!!!

And this is precisely why the deceiver will be so easily able to gather a following, imitating similar acts.

I think of the Antichrist being accurate in prophesies despite being called the false prophet. I feel like the time for true prophets is passed, cause what prophecies really have relevance now? The message has already been given. I think the false prophet will be accurate with prophecies that hold no importance...like saying it will rain tomorrow, or there will be a battle, etc...events that have no substance, and people will follow simply because they think he\she knows the way.
 
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coby

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Hm, I'll laugh when I grow a new arm on the girlfriend of my manager and the whole bunch gets saved. The antichrist will come with false miracles, but Moses' snake ate them all LOL.
 

Roh_Chris

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No matter how many times I think about it...I find myself laughing at the sheer craziness of Jesus walking on water.

I mean...can you imagine actually seeing something like that? If I was one of the disciples and like, somehow I managed to break away from the awe struck and mind paralyzation of it...I think I'd be laughing like someone from the insane asylum...like what am I seeing right now!!!

And this is precisely why the deceiver will be so easily able to gather a following, imitating similar acts.

I think of the Antichrist being accurate in prophesies despite being called the false prophet. I feel like the time for true prophets is passed, cause what prophecies really have relevance now? The message has already been given. I think the false prophet will be accurate with prophecies that hold no importance...like saying it will rain tomorrow, or there will be a battle, etc...events that have no substance, and people will follow simply because they think he\she knows the way.
From your message, I can only infer that you find it to be crazy that Jesus walked on the water, and that you somehow equate it to the false teachings of the Antichrist. If I am correct in comprehending your post, I am not going to waste my time and energy in arguing with you over it.
 

zeroturbulence

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There is another one where he is walking on the bathwater and refuses to get in, but I could't find it.
 
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Stone5524

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Um no. I'm not inferring jesus was the Antichrist to whoever wrote that. I was writing what my feelings would be towards seeing Jesus firsthand in the flesh.

And then I wrote what strategy's I thought the Antichrist would employ in present day. Not sure where the confusion wwas
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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From your message, I can only infer that you find it to be crazy that Jesus walked on the water, and that you somehow equate it to the false teachings of the Antichrist.


:p:p:p
 
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jeremyPJ

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Sometimes I wonder if he's not here in Muslim form...claim him or die. Really?

the first part of Daniel details 5 groups in the Middle East who will start the ball rolling. Is this list them?

1. The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant

2. Boko Haram
3. Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps-Quds Force
4. Haqqani Network:
5. Kataib Hezbollah
 
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onlyhope1john316

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Well you hit it Islam is the anti Christ and Mohamad the false prophet.... at least that's what I am reading.