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    You have enough underpants for every day of the week....

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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    I don't own one but man, do these look amazing--and more than a little crazy.

    Presenting... The 100-Sided Dice.

    You also might be an (old) nerd if you used to sit around playing Magic: The Gathering on Friday nights with your then-significant other (and Wizards of the Coast was just becoming a big deal.)
    Those are completely unnecessary. And pretty cool.

    I can't play MTG. Got tired of losing against hyper built illegal decks with my starter deck. My friends take some things too seriously.
    Everybody else has one of these signature thingies, so I decided I should have one too...
    Go and learn what this means: Hosea 6:6 "I desire mercy, not sacrifice"

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeroturbulence View Post
    Its funny how times have changed... when I was a kid, being called a nerd or a geek was considered an insult. Now everyone wants to be one.. go figure.
    i know what you mean, i miss being the guy walking the football field with my escort on homecoming, doing burnouts on the cruzin strip in my 20s, now i sing the doo doo train song with my kids and watch anthropology lectures after everyone goes to bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    I don't own one but man, do these look amazing--and more than a little crazy.

    Presenting... The 100-Sided Dice.

    You also might be an (old) nerd if you used to sit around playing Magic: The Gathering on Friday nights with your then-significant other (and Wizards of the Coast was just becoming a a big deal.)
    those are what Einstein and Tesla used when they shot craps.
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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    When you start blabbering about quadratic sequences in the middle of a chill book club meeting...
    Wizard of the holy teriyaki sauce.

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    When you read a thread about your favourite gun and think Octoshot replica.

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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGoat View Post
    You have enough underpants for every day of the week....
    And not only do they have the days of the week printed on them, but your name (or monogrammed initials) as well.

    Actually, I'm thinking what would be more practical would be to print my phone number and emergency contact number on the inside waistband--in the front.

    Who memorizes phone numbers anymore??? Seriously.

    This way, when they ask me at the doctor's office... I could just give myself a frontal wedgie without having to pull anything down... and... voila!!!

    YEEESSSS!!! I am now ready to fill out those 50 insurance forms.
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    When you find yourself on YouTube about something you've made.... And you didn't make the film!

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    When you break wind you have a jar ready....
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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGoat View Post
    When you break wind you have a jar ready....
    That ruins a date too

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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    Your trousers match your top!

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    When you won't leave the house because Nintendo is launching there world premiere splatfest demo. ^_^
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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by seoulsearch View Post
    Who memorizes phone numbers anymore??? Seriously.
    Those who can't help it, although I bought a new phone not too long ago and am still having trouble remembering my own phone number.

    Anyway, you know you're a nerd when you write a Jeopardy! category for their forum about asbestos. (Yeah, it's a slightly morbid subject, but at work we get the same asbestos training every single year...so I tend to pick up a few tidbits about the stuff.)
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    You know you are not a nerd/geek since isometrics came along, maths just isn't the same!

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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGoat View Post
    You know you are not a nerd/geek since isometrics came along, maths just isn't the same!
    Yeah, an exercise just ruins good math.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isometric_exercise

    *Lynx runs away, giggling that little snort/giggle that nerds use when they have just pulled a nerd joke.
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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    Or when you're a fan of the cat song even without subtitles....
    https://youtu.be/0abfTrxjX-4

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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGoat View Post
    You know you are not a nerd/geek since isometrics came along, maths just isn't the same!
    ...maths just insane!
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    Haha. That's funny!
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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    When you own a mechanical keyboard...
    Everybody else has one of these signature thingies, so I decided I should have one too...
    Go and learn what this means: Hosea 6:6 "I desire mercy, not sacrifice"

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    Default Re: You know you're a nerd/geek when...

    ...when you turn down an offer for socializing and having dinner with folks to stay at home and learn how to perform and interpret the results of an exploratory factor analysis...and know that you are having more fun.
    Some days, I feel like removing the SIM from my phone, breaking it in pieces, tossing the phone in a wood chipper, grabbing my bug-out bag, leave everyone without saying a word, and just going ghost for the rest of my life.

    "People are always angry at anyone who chooses very individual standards for his life; because of the extraordinary treatment which that man grants to himself, they feel degraded, like ordinary beings."
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